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Reply #90 on: January 09, 2010, 11:59:47 PM
[the following post is NON-CANNON!]

EDIT:updated with actual background for +epicness.
>>Avast! Man the battlements, stow the oars, lash the sails, all hands man the cannons and grab the grapples. Helmsman steer this boat for ramming speed! Were out for revenge laddies! Raise the black flag and take no prisoners!

ARGH, Me hearties! It be time to make sharkmeat of what fool ladlubber CYANS have gone and taken yer Belongin's! Ye get ta fixin' up yer castle, makin' it a TREMENDOUS SKY-PIRATE FORTRESS BOAT. Ye git ta runnin down that scallywag CYAN, and obliterate him with yer starboard cannons! That'll teach any foolhearty bilgerats to keep their paws off YER stuff.
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Reply #91 on: January 10, 2010, 12:00:50 AM
Ascend to Godhood

Geary: That means you get a companion for four levels, then it gets an upgrade.
Draykin: A very PAINFUL upgrade.
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Reply #92 on: January 10, 2010, 12:02:44 AM
Quote from: Geary on January 10, 2010, 12:00:50 AM
> Ascend to Godhood
PARSE ERROR: The verb ASCEND can only be used on VALUES that hadn't been already reached, passed, and left behind.
>

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Draykin: And blast it, what is the world coming to when one cannot find a decent metal remix/cover of the Imperial March?

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Reply #93 on: January 10, 2010, 12:04:26 AM
Quote from: Tvorsk on January 10, 2010, 12:02:44 AM
PARSE ERROR: The verb ASCEND can only be used on VALUES that hadn't been already reached, passed, and left behind.
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The blob is a god now? :S


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Reply #94 on: January 10, 2010, 12:06:54 AM
Obviously, Mortals < ... < Gods < ... < Blobs < ... < Cats < ... < Foxes

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Reply #95 on: January 10, 2010, 12:21:30 AM
Quote from: Tvorsk on January 10, 2010, 12:06:54 AM
Obviously, Mortals < ... < Gods < ... < Blobs < ... < Cats < ... < Foxes

Blobs are actually on a separate chain of scaling which proceeds as such:
Squilorts[extinct, everyone hated them.],Oozes[liquid-based], Slimes [they are actually similar to blobs, except they are unintelligent and savage. Nobody likes them either.], Glops [stickier fellows, not well suited to social life due to leaving trails of glop all over and being sticky.], Bubbles [airborne, with ability to become incorporeal.], Blobs [the race chosen by the CREATOR], ARTHUR BLENT, PROPHET OF THE CREATOR[and last-known humanoid to have lived], AVATAR OF THE CREATOR [always a grey bloboid, which are never born. They just.. appear.], CREATOR

Thus, Blob cannot ascend to.. anything. Except maybe a better Blob.
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Reply #96 on: January 10, 2010, 12:22:46 AM
> Return to the castle and eat the SOUP

* (Kai|MentosKitty) is Fresh and Full of life!
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Reply #97 on: January 10, 2010, 12:25:58 AM
> Accend to Sandvichhood

Geary: That means you get a companion for four levels, then it gets an upgrade.
Draykin: A very PAINFUL upgrade.
* Digital_Vulpine eeps, since the rules don't specify that I'm exempt from the psychic link that Wizards have with their familiars. o_o;
Geary: GET YOUR PET DRUNK.

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Reply #98 on: January 10, 2010, 04:19:33 PM
>Return to castle and put out help wanted ads


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Reply #99 on: January 11, 2010, 02:15:31 PM
>Return to castle and put out help wanted ads

You feel the need to find assistance in your quest to find a quest. and maybe running your castle while you aren't here. You don't want some dirty trespasser to come in and default his way to ownership like you did not even an hour ago.

Ah, that looks nice.

>and eat the SOUP


ahh. that's goooooood stuff.

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Reply #100 on: January 11, 2010, 02:18:30 PM
>Check Sylladex

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Reply #101 on: January 11, 2010, 02:27:59 PM
>Check Sylladex

You don't have those! Blobkind evolved past the need for such horrible item-keeping systems!
you have Blobulatories now, and you can check your Blobulatory for... wait, you just said check Blobulatory, didn't you? Crud.

BLOBULATORY:

3 CHEESE SANDWICHES
8 TINY BITS OF LUCKY GRAVEL
a JAR of MEAD
a ROCK
a BOOK OF VICTORY DANCING
a GUITBLOB
a TOP HAT (worn)
a MONOCLE (worn)
a BROKEN SCOUTER

Your FORM contains:
a NECKLACE GIFT FROM THE CREATOR OF BLOBKIND

Lv. 2 Victory Dance
Lv. 2 Song You Almost Completely Remember
Lv. 2 Dissolve
Lv. 2 Absorb
Lv. 2 Summon Sandwich

Your STATS:

HARDNESS: 0.1
DISOLVABILITY: 1
DENSITY: q
CHARISMA: 6
MAGERIFICALERATRION: 5
STRENGTHNESS: 5


AAAAGH WHYYYYYY
why did they program these things to ACT like this?!? whyyyyyy?!?
« Last Edit: January 11, 2010, 02:31:46 PM by Fenrs »

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Reply #102 on: January 11, 2010, 02:35:27 PM
> Absorb the pebbles to increase your hardness

Geary: That means you get a companion for four levels, then it gets an upgrade.
Draykin: A very PAINFUL upgrade.
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Reply #103 on: January 11, 2010, 02:46:42 PM
> FIX the misbehaving inventory/stat/skill display commands.

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Reply #104 on: January 11, 2010, 03:20:34 PM
> Absorb the pebbles to increase your hardness

you do this. it increases by .4. and you gain the luck stat! Wait, what?

> FIX the misbehaving inventory/stat/skill display commands.

you do this... only.. it seems that you need a point to do this. Each point fixes one problem of the thing.
You have two points. Apparently you get one for each level. So when you get to level three, you'll get another one. Good, but.. it means you can only fix two things... First we'll have to see what needs fixing, though.

Fixes:
-the drop-down thing.
-the fact that you don't know if there is anything on the stack of stuff above Blobulatory, because rather than list what you can access, it just does the drop-down thing.
-the fact that it opens up if you say check, and then say any of the sections...
-the overcomplexity of it all!
-the fact that some of the things even on menus you already have are hidden until they get changed.
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