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Reply #60 on: January 06, 2010, 08:58:38 AM
> Prepare a feast to greet the savage, diplomacy is your only hope


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Reply #61 on: January 06, 2010, 09:19:17 AM

>Prepare a feast to greet the savage, diplomacy is your only hope
You prepare a magnificent feat of two bowls of odd-colored SOUP.
as the SAVAGE CYAN SLIME enters, you motion at the soup on its side of the table. It puts the CRUDELY MANUFACTURED SPEAR down next to it. Now would be the perfect time to attack, for it is distracted, and despite your normal civility of being a civil blob, enhanced by the top hat and monocle, if you killed the cyan blob now there would be no witnesses to the horrible rudeness of attacking someone during dinner. Plus, you know, he is kind of invading your land, so he totally started it.

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Reply #62 on: January 06, 2010, 09:24:01 AM
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Reply #63 on: January 06, 2010, 10:17:49 AM
> Engage in Profound conversation

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Reply #64 on: January 06, 2010, 01:09:50 PM
> Use SCOUTER to check his POWER LEVEL

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Reply #65 on: January 06, 2010, 02:10:06 PM
> Do a Barrel Roll! Also, don't forget to use bombs wisely!

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Reply #66 on: January 06, 2010, 02:53:09 PM
>Load rocks into catapalts and fire!


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Reply #67 on: January 06, 2010, 03:13:12 PM
>Use SCOUTER to check his POWER LEVEL

you don't have one of tho- wait, what's this under the table?!?
You find a SCOUTER and use it to discover that his power level is 9,001!
oh gourds, HIS POWER LEVEL IS OVER 9000!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!
wait. that wasn't a comma, it was a decimal. his power level is apparently 9.001. You have no idea what this means. The scouter also crushes itself for no reason.


...weird.

> Engage in Profound conversation

as you look up from the BROKEN SCOUTER, you realize that dastardly SAVAGE CYAN SLIME has stolen your NECKLACE! You must get it back! It was a GIFT from the CREATOR OF BLOBKIND! You've had it forever! Anything that suggest otherwise is obviously a communist plot! While you don't know what communists are, you also know he didn't even thank you for the soup.


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Reply #68 on: January 06, 2010, 03:17:37 PM
> CHASE AFTER the Cyan Slime! Catch him and Punish him for his crimes!

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Reply #69 on: January 06, 2010, 03:18:32 PM
> Wonder why your necklace has a flash drive on it

Geary: That means you get a companion for four levels, then it gets an upgrade.
Draykin: A very PAINFUL upgrade.
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Reply #70 on: January 06, 2010, 03:30:53 PM
> Grab Cyan Slime and use Lvl2 Absorb!


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Reply #71 on: January 06, 2010, 03:37:44 PM
> Avast! Man the battlements, stow the oars, lash the sails, all hands man the cannons and grab the grapples. Helmsman steer this boat for ramming speed! Were out for revenge laddies! Raise the black flag and take no prisoners!


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Reply #72 on: January 06, 2010, 03:51:58 PM
>Avast! Man the battlements, stow the oars, lash the sails, all hands man the cannons and grab the grapples. Helmsman steer this boat for ramming speed! Were out for revenge laddies! Raise the black flag and take no prisoners!

...what? You mean, not chase the Cyan blob to go do... whatever it was you were talking about?
but.. but thou must! You also don't know what all those weird activities are. You aren't a sailor blob! he's already getting away!


>CHASE AFTER the CYAN SLIME! Catch him and Punish him for his crimes!

This makes sense. You chase after the CYAN SLIME into the forest.
« Last Edit: January 06, 2010, 03:56:36 PM by Fenrs »

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Reply #73 on: January 06, 2010, 03:54:49 PM
>Stretch you body out and catch him!


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Reply #74 on: January 06, 2010, 04:01:31 PM
> Use Monocle as a MACE OF POSHNESS and entangle the Recreant

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