>Yell "Intruder! Leave this castle or the GooHounds shall be released upon you!"
>Overlook their faux pas and greet them Graciously! (For good help us hard to find!)
You're angry at them for coming in uninvited, but maybe they have something important to say? You're most certainly not going to just let this slide. You greet the intruders neither angrily nor happily.
apparently the white gloop is part of CastleWatcher Co.
"Mr. Blob, we at CastleWatcher Co. would like you to consider our services for your newfound land! After a free trial period, we will have your grounds up, running, and making money. After that, you can decide to continue under one of our many paid plans, or simply run the castle on your own if you wish.
well, they are very well known for doing a good job... but you're not sure about getting into business stuff. Adventuring is more fun than business...