>Equip NECKLACE
you equip it, but having no neck, you basically just let it drift to your center. These things were made for the CREATOR and his GRAND SANDWICH PROPHET, ARTHER BLENT.
>Plug the NECKLACE into a BLOBPUTER
you haven't seen one.. ever. I mean, there are stories, sure, but nobody has seen one of those things for centuries.
You wind up just wandering around a bit, aimlessly. You don't really know what to do now.