Author Topic: Blobbly blob adventures of Blob.  (Read 81708 times)

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on: January 05, 2010, 03:32:42 PM
looks, an MSPA.
everyone loves those, an-
OH GODS THE BAD ART IT BURNS

anyway, going to try an MSPA (traditionally done in not-MS Paint)
and I will accept suggestions both here in the forum as well as by chat (just be sure I see it for the latter one. if I'm not there I obviously can't accept it.

if you do not know what an MSPA is, or how to participate in one, check out MS Paint Adventures.

well, I'll start this off now.

You are this blob. your name is Blob. You have been tasked by the ELDER TASKMASTERS to escape the fearsome DOORLESS ROOM as a RITE OF ASCENDANCE to prove yourself worthy of getting a QUEST from them.

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Reply #1 on: January 05, 2010, 03:57:18 PM
> Quickly retrieve arms by growing some. You're a blob, you can make your own whenever you want.



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Reply #2 on: January 05, 2010, 03:58:04 PM
> Evolve an eye so you can actually see what you're doing

Geary: That means you get a companion for four levels, then it gets an upgrade.
Draykin: A very PAINFUL upgrade.
* Digital_Vulpine eeps, since the rules don't specify that I'm exempt from the psychic link that Wizards have with their familiars. o_o;
Geary: GET YOUR PET DRUNK.


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Reply #3 on: January 05, 2010, 04:08:43 PM

> Quickly retrieve arms by growing some. You're a blob, you can make your own whenever you want.
you don't need arms, you have these.. flagella things. they're much better.

> Evolve an eye so you can actually see what you're doing
you decide to resurface your eye. in fact, you resurface both of them. You just had them in your blobby body because you were resting.

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Reply #4 on: January 05, 2010, 04:09:56 PM
> Begin replicating yourself to increase your numbers

Geary: That means you get a companion for four levels, then it gets an upgrade.
Draykin: A very PAINFUL upgrade.
* Digital_Vulpine eeps, since the rules don't specify that I'm exempt from the psychic link that Wizards have with their familiars. o_o;
Geary: GET YOUR PET DRUNK.


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Reply #5 on: January 05, 2010, 04:10:47 PM
>Determine just exactly what you are made of. Also, observe the rest of the room for anything interesting.



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Reply #6 on: January 05, 2010, 04:24:28 PM

>Determine just exactly what you are made of. Also, observe the rest of the room for anything interesting.
You wonder why the voice in your head wants to know what you are made of. You know what you are made of and that is good enough for you. After searching the feared DOORLESS ROOM you find nothing helpful for escaping. Absolutely nothing.

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Reply #7 on: January 05, 2010, 04:26:33 PM
>Examine the Absolutely Nothing (I.E. that window-shaped object)



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Reply #8 on: January 05, 2010, 04:29:56 PM
> Dissolve the Absolutely Nothing, and use it to GROW LARGER

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Reply #9 on: January 05, 2010, 04:30:52 PM
> Grow a TAIL OF UNDERSPECIFICATION
« Last Edit: January 05, 2010, 04:34:24 PM by Geary »

Geary: That means you get a companion for four levels, then it gets an upgrade.
Draykin: A very PAINFUL upgrade.
* Digital_Vulpine eeps, since the rules don't specify that I'm exempt from the psychic link that Wizards have with their familiars. o_o;
Geary: GET YOUR PET DRUNK.


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Reply #10 on: January 05, 2010, 04:32:32 PM
>Rename yourself TEAL BLOB ];)

*haha when I was uber sucky at Drawing I once made a TEAL BLOB Character, on MSN's drawing thing*
« Last Edit: January 05, 2010, 04:34:42 PM by KaiAdin »

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Reply #11 on: January 05, 2010, 04:35:14 PM

>Examine the Absolutely Nothing (I.E. that window-shaped object
That is exactly what it is. Don't you know a CRUDELY MANUFACTURED WINDOW when you see one?
you have no hope of opening it, since it is crudely manufactured, and your blobbish form doesn't have the HARDNESS to destroy it. You wonder if you have anything in your blobby body to help you.

> Dissolve the Absolutely Nothing, and use it to GROW LARGER
Unfortunately, glass is hard to dissolve. Besides, it is far too large to absorb.

>Grow a TAIL OF UNDERSPECIFICATION
What? Tail? what are you talking about? You've never heard of a tail before. You dismiss the ridiculous fantasy notion and return to staring intensely at the window.

>Rename yourself Teal Blob
You refuse to do this! not only are not not teal, but it would be an immense wrong to your GREEN HERITAGE to abandon it.

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Reply #12 on: January 05, 2010, 04:36:56 PM
> Cling to the CRUDELY MANUFACTURED WINDOW and press eyes against the glass to look through.



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Reply #13 on: January 05, 2010, 04:39:22 PM
> Absorb yourself, thus causing you to disappear from the plane of existence and move around freely

Geary: That means you get a companion for four levels, then it gets an upgrade.
Draykin: A very PAINFUL upgrade.
* Digital_Vulpine eeps, since the rules don't specify that I'm exempt from the psychic link that Wizards have with their familiars. o_o;
Geary: GET YOUR PET DRUNK.


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Reply #14 on: January 05, 2010, 04:39:51 PM
>Try to squeeze through any SMALL CRACKS in the CRUDELY MANUFACTURED WINDOW.

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