Blobbly blob adventures of Blob.

[Fen]

>Become the other guy

you are now Blobarian, who is destined to absorb the entire Blobsphere! All shall cower before your mighty pink visage! You shall reign supreme across the la-

Squlort.

Blobarian has  been crushed by a mighty FALLING CRACKED BOULDER. These vicious earth clods come from the sky for no apparent reason. When they fall, people die. You are no longer Blobarian. You are once again Blob.

Blob checks his SKILLS.

Your SKILLS are:

Lv. 1 Victory Shake
Lv. 1 Partially Remembered Song
Lv. 1 Dissolve
Lv. 1 Absorb
Lv. 1 Summon Sandwich

Your STATS:

HARDNESS: 0.1
DISOLVABILITY: 1
DENSITY: q
CHARISMA: 6
MAGERIFICALERATRION: 5
STRENGTHNESS: 5

cursed drop-system, making you look at everything under it. At least you've discovered your stats went up from your various activities. You finish sliding down the wall and find yourself in an empty courtyard.

[William Swiftfoot]

> Summon SANDWHICH OF THE HEAVY

[Fen]

Your membrane shivers at such a thought. You're only Lv. 1. how can you possibly hope to summon such a thing yet? You summon a regular one instead, and gain a Food Point and a Summoning Point.

[William Swiftfoot]

> Inspect courtyard for other living lifeforms

[KaiAdin]

>RAWR with all your might, in order to CHALLENGE the ruler of the Keep

[Geary]

> Become the RULER OF THE KEEP

[Fen]

>RAWR with all your might, in order to CHALLENGE the ruler of the Keep

You RAWR as loud as you possibly can, and it scares a few Lv. 0 birds outside the castle into flying away. Nobody meets your challenge, so you win by default! You gain some experience for single-handedly taking over an abandoned castle, achieving Lv. 2 status. you are now a SANDWICH LORD BLOB.

>Inspect courtyard for other living lifeforms

You search for cowards in your castle, with the intent to slay them with your new Lv. 2 abilities the author didn't bother to list when you leveled up. You'll have no cowards in your courtyard! You also don't find any, cementing the fact the castle was indeed abandoned when you got here. You do however, find... wait. CAN IT BE?!?

IT IS! a top hat and monocle! you take them immediately, caring not that they are a bit dusty, for they are now the symbols of your being the ruler of this castle, and that you are neither poor or Irish. Not that you know what being Irish is, mind you. But you aren't it, whatever it is.

[William Swiftfoot]

> Find the door to the tallest tower of the castle

[KaiAdin]

> TAKE OVER the surrounding countryside and Rule with a blobulous fist!

[Fen]

You climb the tallest tower and look outside. it seems unoccupied, so by default you conquer it form here. Countryside is nothing like a castle, though, so there is no experience to be had. Oh well. There is what appears to be a forest in the distance, however.

[KaiAdin]

>create some Lv1 Defense Golems out of whatever you find

[William Swiftfoot]

>Equip Hat and Monecle abnd look Dastadly!

[DessertFox]

> Whats that! Over there?

[Fen]

>Whats that!Over there?

gasp! a SAVAGE CYAN SLIME is intruding upon your land! you equip your monocle and top hat (after dusting them off a bit with a flagella thing) and prepare to defeat it. Lots of things will have to be done in preparation, but.. what first?

[KaiAdin]

>Fire The TORPEDOES