Blobbly blob adventures of Blob.

[Fen]

> Cling to the CRUDELY MANUFACTURED WINDOW and press eyes against the glass to look through.
Oh. it must he FRORGEMSHIRM, the time of day when the sky and ground have no color. Or the room is located in a place with colorless ground and sky. some places are weird like that.


>Try to squeeze through any SMALL CRACKS in the CRUDELY MANUFACTURED WINDOW.
There appear to be no cracks, unfortunately. It may be a CRUDELY MANUFACTURED WINDOW, but it is not the close cousin of said window, the CRUDELY FRACTURED WINDOW. Maybe you have something in your Blobulatory to crack it with.

[Geary]

> Break it with your face!

[Geary]

>Use your flagella to open the window, as it was never specified that it was locked

[Ozymandias]

> Check Blobulatory

[KaiAdin]

>Search ones internal Organs for some HARD AND DURABLE OBJECT

[Fen]

>Check Blobulatory
your Blobulatory contains:

3 CHEESE SANDWICHES
1 PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICH
8 TINY BITS OF LUCKY GRAVEL
a JAR of MEAD
a ROCK
a BOOK OF VICTORY DANCING
a GUITBLOB
a NECKLACE GIFT FROM THE CREATOR OF BLOBKIND

Your FORM contains:
nothing, since you haven't gone and absorbed anything yet.

Your SKILLS are:

Lv. 1 Victory Shake
Lv. 1 Partially Remembered Song
Lv. 1 Dissolve
Lv. 1 Absorb

Your STATS:

HARDNESS: 0
DISOLVABILITY: 1
DENSITY: q
CHARISMA: 5
MAGERIFICALERATRION: 4
STRENGTHNESS: 4

You realize trying to access one set of information reveals everything under it. How annoying. Of course, there may or may not be something ranking above Blobulatory that you don't know of. Augh. You throw the rock at the window in disgust, breaking it.

[Kiba]

Crawl through window and do the dance of victory

[Geary]

> Consume the lucky pebbles to gain "Lv. 1 Terra Form", "Lv. 1 Pebble Storm", and "Lv. 1 Luck Boost"

> Read the BOOK OF VICTORY DANCING so as to advance your mad dancing skillz

> Try to figure out what a GUITBLOB is. If this doesn't work, drink/absorb the MEAD in frustration

> Drink/Absorb MEAD, gaining "Lv. 1 Aqua Form" and "Lv. 1 Intoxicate"

[KaiAdin]

>eat the GUITBLOB

(hehe also the art and 'actions' are actually pretty cool)

[Fen]

>Crawl through window and do the dance of victory

You do this, but it is less of a dance than a sort of.. shaking back and forth. it is still fun, however. You gain one DANCING point.

> Consume the lucky pebbles to gain "Lv. 1 Terra Form", "Lv. 1 Pebble Storm", and "Lv. 1 Luck Boost"

> Read the BOOK OF VICTORY DANCING so as to advance your mad dancing skillz

> Try to figure out what a GUITBLOB is. If this doesn't work, drink/absorb the MEAD in frustration

> Drink/Absorb MEAD, gaining "Lv. 1 Aqua Form" and "Lv. 1 Intoxicate"

you consider all these things, but the sandwiches... they call to you. you consume the PB SANDWICH and a CHEESE SANDWICH instead. And you've already learned all you can from the book.
You become LEVEL 1 SANDWICH BLOB.
this means nothing other than that you now have a sandwich AFFINITY and have gained the FOOD skill tree, specifically the BREADS section. Also, your CHARISMA goes up by one, since everyone loves sandwiches.

>eat the GUITBLOB
what?!? outrageous! you would never eat your trusted instrument, without which you would have no way of making music.

[Geary]

> Rock out on the GUITBLOB

[Ozymandias]

>Roll down the hill, preferably in as much of a ball form as you can muster, possibly picking up objects on the way.

[Geary]

> Consume the lucky pebbles to gain "Lv. 1 Terra Form", "Lv. 1 Pebble Storm", and "Lv. 1 Luck Boost"

> Read the BOOK OF VICTORY DANCING so as to advance your mad dancing skillz

> Try to figure out what a GUITBLOB is. If this doesn't work, drink/absorb the MEAD in frustration

> Drink/Absorb MEAD, gaining "Lv. 1 Aqua Form" and "Lv. 1 Intoxicate"

>Roll down the hill, preferably in as much of a ball form as you can muster, possibly picking up objects on the way.

That, but while singing "Na naa~ na nana na na na na na Katamari Damacy~"

[KaiAdin]

>Pick up the SHARP AND POINTY GLASS SHARDS and Place them into the Blobulatory

[Fen]

>Rock out on the GUITBLOB
you try, but fail... the voice keeps echoing in your head, to consume it, and the thought of your trusted inanimate object companion being eaten is too much. You distract yourself by rolling down the hill, and you  collect the rock you threw earlier, but nothing else. You remember the glass shards, and those would make useful throwing weapons as well, but, alas, you have left them on top of the rather large hill.