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Arroavantho

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Reply #30 on: January 10, 2017, 10:47:48 AM
Quote from: JunkieXL on January 09, 2017, 06:15:06 PM
*computer robotic like voice*
Wish granted!
*you get a finely drawn painting of fruit salad floating peacefully through the clouds*
I wish that I was back to my old self

*granted*
You suddenly attain 50 years of wear and tear. You still function, but you've got some rust, faded paint, a few bugs in the programming, and the like.


I wish the winter didn't make me so cold. >.<

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Reply #31 on: January 10, 2017, 12:52:10 PM
Granted! *He waves the wish wand at you, you fluff up, your ears become pointy and your fur mostly white, your tail soon takes to the changes as well, becoming a fluffy arctic fox tail. Your changes finish leaving you absolutely foxy* But you're a bit less feline.

I wish for a never ending bottle of cherry cola!

Anyone else think it's a coincidence that saute rhymes with all day?

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Reply #32 on: January 10, 2017, 03:01:02 PM
wIsh-sh graunted-d
*You receive a bottle of Cherry Cola, with a weird contraption on the nozzle that looks to be good for holding on tight to otter heads*
IuuuhhhT Wi-will fillll youoough up forever-ever and eVEr.
IIIIIIIIIIIIIII wiSH Igh wasssss flesh and bone again


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Reply #33 on: January 10, 2017, 04:14:46 PM
The hammer appears, with Virmir holding onto it as he flattens you!

I wish I had the newest video game console!


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Reply #34 on: January 10, 2017, 09:41:27 PM
Quote from: Kenku on January 10, 2017, 04:14:46 PM
I wish I had the newest video game console!

Granted! *You now have the latest console of your choice, but it seems it has been very inexpertly unboxed with a large kitchen knife*

I wish for... Giraffe.
« Last Edit: January 23, 2017, 03:10:03 PM by Generic Meatbag #14 »

"There is a theory that states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory which states that this has already happened."
- Douglas Adams

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Reply #35 on: January 23, 2017, 03:18:52 PM
Quote from: Flufy on January 10, 2017, 03:01:02 PM
wIsh-sh graunted-d
*You receive a bottle of Cherry Cola, with a weird contraption on the nozzle that looks to be good for holding on tight to otter heads*
IuuuhhhT Wi-will fillll youoough up forever-ever and eVEr.
IIIIIIIIIIIIIII wiSH Igh wasssss flesh and bone again

Since nobody's come back I'm going to double grant. *Boops with wand, you are now proper flesh and bone fox, however your speech processing is still a bit of a mess and you have a lisp*

My wish still stands at Giraffe.

"There is a theory that states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory which states that this has already happened."
- Douglas Adams

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Reply #36 on: January 23, 2017, 06:31:59 PM
Wishhh Grant'ed!
*you are teleported to a closed down Giraffe restaurant*
I wishhh foregh ah delicciousgh milksshake!


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Reply #37 on: January 24, 2017, 07:59:16 AM
Quote from: Flufy on January 23, 2017, 06:31:59 PM
Wishhh Grant'ed!
*you are teleported to a closed down Giraffe restaurant*
I wishhh foregh ah delicciousgh milksshake!
Granted! You now have an ant-flavored milkshake. Delicious, if you're an anteater.

I wish I wasn't shedding white hair everywhere. >.> That stuff's hard to clean up!

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Reply #38 on: January 27, 2017, 06:00:09 PM
Quote from: Arroavantho on January 24, 2017, 07:59:16 AM
I wish I wasn't shedding white hair everywhere. >.> That stuff's hard to clean up!
  • Granted. You are now shedding Pepto-Bismol Pink hair everywhere. The fashion police are imminent.
  • Alternately: You are no longer shedding. Rather, the hair is forcefully emigrating from your body due to grievances including but not limited to: shampoo not fancy enough, allergies, desire to become a hair monster, and bees.
  • Alternate2: You are no longer shedding white hair. Rather, the hair is shedding you, as you fall out in a pile of transformed person flakes, complete with a deeply concerned yet comical expression.

I wish that my eyes could glow in the dark, like a cat, or an illicit rave.

Unimportant Aside: I'm now pondering a Tengu DJ, popular in the club scene. His stage name? The Raven.
Pre-op medication is wiggly.


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Reply #39 on: January 31, 2017, 12:38:51 PM
Wish granted!
*your eyes glow so brightly that you can't see at all*
I wish for a drawing of myself


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Reply #40 on: February 14, 2017, 11:38:17 PM
Quote from: Flufy on January 31, 2017, 12:38:51 PM
Wish granted!
*your eyes glow so brightly that you can't see at all*
I wish for a drawing of myself
Wish Granted!
 You now have a drawing of yourself, the catch is, you are the drawing.
I wish for Aiden Pearce's phone from Watch Dogs to hack everything.

Out with it, time is money

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Reply #41 on: February 22, 2017, 05:01:06 PM
Granted. *Waves wand, you now have a phone with a hacking program, but the only thing it does is spam cat pictures*

I wish I could go to space.

"There is a theory that states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory which states that this has already happened."
- Douglas Adams

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Reply #42 on: February 22, 2017, 06:16:12 PM
*Poof* you are not in deep spaaace...without any survival equipment or transportation...Gooood Luuuuuk

I wish the world was anthromorphised!


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Reply #43 on: February 22, 2017, 07:08:27 PM
*throws pocket sand*
All creatures of the world are anthropomorphs, but so is the Planet Earth.

I wish I could have an endless stockpile of brownies.


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Reply #44 on: February 22, 2017, 10:31:18 PM
*Wish Granted*
 You now have a endless piles of paper that has a brown E written on it.
I wish for the Portal Gun that works on any surface.

Out with it, time is money

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