>Crawl through window and do the dance of victory
You do this, but it is less of a dance than a sort of.. shaking back and forth. it is still fun, however. You gain one DANCING point.
> Consume the lucky pebbles to gain "Lv. 1 Terra Form", "Lv. 1 Pebble Storm", and "Lv. 1 Luck Boost"
> Read the BOOK OF VICTORY DANCING so as to advance your mad dancing skillz
> Try to figure out what a GUITBLOB is. If this doesn't work, drink/absorb the MEAD in frustration
> Drink/Absorb MEAD, gaining "Lv. 1 Aqua Form" and "Lv. 1 Intoxicate"
you consider all these things, but the sandwiches... they call to you. you consume the PB SANDWICH and a CHEESE SANDWICH instead. And you've already learned all you can from the book.
You become LEVEL 1 SANDWICH BLOB.
this means nothing other than that you now have a sandwich AFFINITY and have gained the FOOD skill tree, specifically the BREADS section. Also, your CHARISMA goes up by one, since everyone loves sandwiches.
>eat the GUITBLOB
what?!? outrageous! you would never eat your trusted instrument, without which you would have no way of making music.