>Examine the Absolutely Nothing (I.E. that window-shaped object
That is exactly what it is. Don't you know a CRUDELY MANUFACTURED WINDOW when you see one?
you have no hope of opening it, since it is crudely manufactured, and your blobbish form doesn't have the HARDNESS to destroy it. You wonder if you have anything in your blobby body to help you.
> Dissolve the Absolutely Nothing, and use it to GROW LARGER
Unfortunately, glass is hard to dissolve. Besides, it is far too large to absorb.
>Grow a TAIL OF UNDERSPECIFICATION
What? Tail? what are you talking about? You've never heard of a tail before. You dismiss the ridiculous fantasy notion and return to staring intensely at the window.
>Rename yourself Teal Blob
You refuse to do this! not only are not not teal, but it would be an immense wrong to your GREEN HERITAGE to abandon it.