Zen'Ral stood, like a statue, with a small white book, an unrecognizable symbol on the front. He held his spear in his right hand, his book in his left, and a tan robe over the leather armor he wore for protection. He watched astutely as the chickens were being brought out, calmly flipping to a specific page in his book before speaking up, reciting an excerpt from the passage. "As I gazed upon the villagers, forced between the boundary of life and death, sorrow overwhelmed me. Their figures posed in every day activities, and their expressions of joy and satisfaction, they were frozen in time and could never thaw out. Even though no stench of it remained, this was clearly the work of the wicked. Of that, I have no doubt."
Geary: That means you get a companion for four levels, then it gets an upgrade.
Draykin: A very PAINFUL upgrade.
* Digital_Vulpine eeps, since the rules don't specify that I'm exempt from the psychic link that Wizards have with their familiars. o_o;
Geary: GET YOUR PET DRUNK.