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Reply #135 on: January 28, 2010, 05:40:07 PM
> Try to bargain for a good deal


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Reply #136 on: January 28, 2010, 05:41:47 PM
> But it's freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Just use the trial to squeeze as much money out of them as you can.

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Reply #137 on: January 28, 2010, 05:43:06 PM
>Accept Free Trial period and fire lackeys to take care of your future business.

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Reply #138 on: January 28, 2010, 05:43:32 PM
That would be *hire*

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Reply #139 on: January 28, 2010, 05:49:02 PM
>Take the free trial period to at least get the castle running.


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Reply #140 on: January 28, 2010, 05:53:07 PM
>Take the free trial period to at least get the castle running.

you decide to abuse the system by getting these foolish company workers to get your castle working, and your trial period is set up. You exit without using the powers of reuse in any way, off to find a quest.

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Reply #141 on: January 28, 2010, 05:55:38 PM
>WHATIS powers of reuse


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Reply #142 on: January 28, 2010, 05:56:37 PM
powers of reuse are taking something old and using it again later. Which the author would never do.

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Reply #143 on: January 28, 2010, 05:58:20 PM
>Decide what the heck your castle-buisness is goin to do.

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Reply #144 on: January 28, 2010, 06:03:52 PM
>Decide what the heck your castle-buisness is goin to do.

the basic stuff that a castle does, you know. Collect tribute, defeat bandits to keep people from hating you for collecting tribute, assuring people there isn't any violence at all inherent in the system... that sort of thing. Right now your focus is on adventuring and your lack of a quest, though! The CastleWatchers guys will be able to take care of everything.

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Reply #145 on: January 28, 2010, 06:06:03 PM
>Ask you're survents to make you a blob sized catapault.


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Reply #146 on: January 28, 2010, 06:29:59 PM
> Request a map from the servants(?)

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Draykin: A very PAINFUL upgrade.
* Digital_Vulpine eeps, since the rules don't specify that I'm exempt from the psychic link that Wizards have with their familiars. o_o;
Geary: GET YOUR PET DRUNK.

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Reply #147 on: January 28, 2010, 06:41:57 PM
>Ask you're survents to make you a blob sized catapault.
>Request a map from the servants

you have no servants to ask these things of.

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Reply #148 on: January 28, 2010, 07:03:30 PM
> Ask the people you just got the trial from for a map then

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* Digital_Vulpine eeps, since the rules don't specify that I'm exempt from the psychic link that Wizards have with their familiars. o_o;
Geary: GET YOUR PET DRUNK.

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Reply #149 on: January 28, 2010, 08:35:14 PM
>Hire servants and proceed to ask them for a map of the countryside.

Now crime only goes up if you don't turn the graph upside-down. Turn it upside-down, and it has halved. Halved! Under me, Alex Shrub.

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