This sequence reminds me of the drug advertisements for foxes who are worried about male-pattern fur loss.
Propecia is not for use by vixens, and this medication can cause terrifying magical birth defects if a vixen is exposed to it during pregnancy. Propecia tablets should not be handled by a vixen who is pregnant or who may become pregnant. Encourage your lord by praising his lush, fluffy coat, keep to your place, and don't poke around in his secret medicine cabinet.