Geary walked down the halls of the Keep, paying no regard to where he was going. He just wanted to be away from Iasha, and the Keep did that for him. The tabby, paying no attention to where he stepped, hit his hindpaw on a obstructing stone. Geary raised his leg and began cursing and hopping on his remaining foot, until he hit hit a railing and fell right over it. Grabbing the railing, made difficult with his lack of aposable thumbs, he began to panic, seeing a wide stone walkway two stories below him. Barely calm enough to form a sentence, he cried out, "H-h-help! Somebody help!"
Geary: That means you get a companion for four levels, then it gets an upgrade.
Draykin: A very PAINFUL upgrade.
* Digital_Vulpine eeps, since the rules don't specify that I'm exempt from the psychic link that Wizards have with their familiars. o_o;
Geary: GET YOUR PET DRUNK.