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Random Topics / Re: Weird Dreams
« on: January 10, 2025, 07:47:02 PM »
Oh yeah I forgot to post this this morning cause had to run to work.
I was apparently just going to go with a friend to get a job in game dev, despite me literally knowing nothing about it. Said friend started off as a friend, but then it was me and my dad for some reason and there was an accident at an intersection up ahead.
Cue dream switching to third person perspective and I'm zooming overhead like an x-com game because ninjas are about and and I'm trying to direct the good guys fighting against them in the intersection. This fails and we resort to helicopter assault to destroy the ninjas.
The ninjas will be back though, so now it's 1st person again but we're underground and for some reason the biggest gun ever concieved, a mile long, is what is need to break open the ninja fortress. I do not question this and begin examining the collosal cannon, but I have to race for a gas mask as nerve gas is suddenly deployed.
One quick minigame hacking of the air vents later and we are pumping the gas out, but then we have to suddenly deal with girlscouts selling cookies at the front door, and they obviously cannot know about this facility so I'm sent to shoo them away.
Thinking on my feet, I come to the obvious conclusion and come out with a giant watergun with an attached water tank on my back and chase the girlscouts away.
Then I wake up.
I was apparently just going to go with a friend to get a job in game dev, despite me literally knowing nothing about it. Said friend started off as a friend, but then it was me and my dad for some reason and there was an accident at an intersection up ahead.
Cue dream switching to third person perspective and I'm zooming overhead like an x-com game because ninjas are about and and I'm trying to direct the good guys fighting against them in the intersection. This fails and we resort to helicopter assault to destroy the ninjas.
The ninjas will be back though, so now it's 1st person again but we're underground and for some reason the biggest gun ever concieved, a mile long, is what is need to break open the ninja fortress. I do not question this and begin examining the collosal cannon, but I have to race for a gas mask as nerve gas is suddenly deployed.
One quick minigame hacking of the air vents later and we are pumping the gas out, but then we have to suddenly deal with girlscouts selling cookies at the front door, and they obviously cannot know about this facility so I'm sent to shoo them away.
Thinking on my feet, I come to the obvious conclusion and come out with a giant watergun with an attached water tank on my back and chase the girlscouts away.
Then I wake up.
