Author Topic: Blobbly blob adventures of Blob.  (Read 82616 times)

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Reply #120 on: January 13, 2010, 11:00:18 AM
>Enter throne room. Sit on throne.

ahh. comfy..

*knock knock*
huh... did someone see your help wanted signs already?

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Reply #121 on: January 13, 2010, 11:52:38 AM
> Set to torches, in the shapes of skulls, on rods placed next to your throne. Then turn off all the lights and shout "ENTER MORTAL!" like the Mortal Kombat announcer

Geary: That means you get a companion for four levels, then it gets an upgrade.
Draykin: A very PAINFUL upgrade.
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Reply #122 on: January 13, 2010, 02:30:18 PM
> answer the Door!

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Reply #123 on: January 14, 2010, 01:41:46 AM
> arm yourself with cookies it might be a friend!

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Reply #124 on: January 14, 2010, 01:45:26 AM
> Set to torches, in the shapes of skulls, on rods placed next to your throne. Then turn off all the lights and shout "ENTER MORTAL!" like the Mortal Kombat announcer
Shao Kahn?

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Reply #125 on: January 21, 2010, 06:34:25 PM
>Ignore door, instead, evaluate the chair to determine how it achieves its optimal level of comfyness.

...but that's just my opinion, so don't let it bother you too much!


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Reply #126 on: January 25, 2010, 01:15:32 PM
> Grow a goatee, and stroke it in a villainly manner.



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Reply #127 on: January 25, 2010, 01:17:52 PM
>Open door, whilst arming self with Leaver-Action Repeater.

Now crime only goes up if you don't turn the graph upside-down. Turn it upside-down, and it has halved. Halved! Under me, Alex Shrub.

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Reply #128 on: January 25, 2010, 02:15:44 PM
>Ignore door, instead, evaluate the chair to determine how it achieves its optimal level of comfyness.

> Grow a goatee, and stroke it in a villainly manner.

>Open door, whilst arming self with Leaver-Action Repeater.

> Set to torches, in the shapes of skulls, on rods placed next to your throne. Then turn off all the lights and shout "ENTER MORTAL!"

Good ideas swirl around your mind, and before you can choose one the knockers open the door and start to come in... Great.. THOSE kinds of people, who think knocking a couple times means you are allowed to enter a stranger's house or room or anything!  They look through the door under the WESTERN TAPESTRY, one appears to be a bubble and another a gloop.


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Reply #129 on: January 25, 2010, 02:23:23 PM
> Glare in an intimidating manner at the trespassers.



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Reply #130 on: January 25, 2010, 02:24:30 PM
>Yell "Intruder! Leave this castle or the GooHounds shall be released upon you!"

Now crime only goes up if you don't turn the graph upside-down. Turn it upside-down, and it has halved. Halved! Under me, Alex Shrub.

Vote Shrub! You'll get richer, and won't feel guilty about it!


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Reply #131 on: January 25, 2010, 02:25:55 PM
> Pull the level at the side of your throne, releasing the cage from the ceiling to trap the trespassers

Geary: That means you get a companion for four levels, then it gets an upgrade.
Draykin: A very PAINFUL upgrade.
* Digital_Vulpine eeps, since the rules don't specify that I'm exempt from the psychic link that Wizards have with their familiars. o_o;
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Reply #132 on: January 25, 2010, 07:05:47 PM
>Inquire as to their knowledge of nearby trade routes.

...but that's just my opinion, so don't let it bother you too much!


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Reply #133 on: January 25, 2010, 10:54:18 PM
>Overlook their faux pas and greet them Graciously! (For good help us hard to find!)

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Reply #134 on: January 28, 2010, 05:38:01 PM
>Yell "Intruder! Leave this castle or the GooHounds shall be released upon you!"

>Overlook their faux pas and greet them Graciously! (For good help us hard to find!)

You're angry at them for coming in uninvited, but maybe they have something important to say? You're most certainly not going to just let this slide. You greet the intruders neither angrily nor happily.


apparently the white gloop is part of CastleWatcher Co.

"Mr. Blob, we at CastleWatcher Co. would like you to consider our services for your newfound land!  After a free trial period, we will have your grounds up, running, and making money. After that, you can decide to continue under one of our many paid plans, or simply run the castle on your own if you wish.

well, they are very well known for doing a good job... but you're not sure about getting into business stuff. Adventuring is more fun than business...

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