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Reply #120 on: August 04, 2010, 05:00:11 PM
The Toast shall bore all of you to death by lecturing on the developments of 10th century Byzantine poetry and its legacy on later Greek art forms!

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Reply #121 on: August 19, 2010, 02:18:00 AM
I SHALL REPLACE ALL YOUR DRINKS WITH DIET MOUNTAIN DEW!


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Reply #122 on: August 19, 2010, 10:45:51 PM
I shall then secretly lace said drinks with my TFing potions :P


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Reply #123 on: August 20, 2010, 12:59:59 PM
I shall (un)secretly enjoy them!

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Reply #124 on: August 21, 2010, 12:51:09 PM
I shall kill this thread.


There, it is dead.

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Reply #125 on: August 21, 2010, 05:08:13 PM
I shall revive it to prove you wrong.

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Reply #126 on: September 09, 2010, 12:57:40 PM
The Toast shall summon nuclear weapons!... and leave them inconveniently scattered around the floor in such a way that it is inevitable that you will stub your toes!

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Reply #127 on: September 09, 2010, 03:45:37 PM
I shall move them to the closet and put 'Please Do Not Open', then hide the vacuum cleaner behind the nukes!

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Reply #128 on: September 16, 2010, 11:20:49 PM
The Toast shall replace the entire world's supply of cotton with moth balls!

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Reply #129 on: September 17, 2010, 09:46:02 AM
I shall replace the moth balls with spider silk!

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Reply #130 on: September 17, 2010, 09:43:36 PM
I will the  used the silk from it to make my own spider silk rope and tie you to a chair!


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Reply #131 on: September 19, 2010, 09:12:45 PM
I shall take a nap because the chair is very comfy!

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Reply #132 on: September 23, 2010, 08:17:21 PM
Then I shall place a ticker clock next to the chair therefore preventing you from napping for two minutes!

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Reply #133 on: September 23, 2010, 08:29:33 PM
I shall ignore it because I'm a heavy sleeper!

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Reply #134 on: September 23, 2010, 10:06:37 PM
I shall have the chair start to absorb you!


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