
One of the more common magical afflictions most wizards encounter.  Analog to the common cold.  Symptoms include innards and skeleton evaporating, skin transforming to a stretchy glossy substance known as polyvinylrubberpvcstretchuthene, and growth of handles and air nozzles.  Afflicted tend to experience air canister or, in more extreme cases, helium cravings.  Symptoms tend to last a few days to a few months depending on natural curse resistance and individual curse removal skills.