My fave part was the i have eyes child but what if someone was to have salt in there pokets
I doubt she'd be able to use those eyes very effectively. Her response would probably be something like this: "Arrrgggghh! It burns! But, already, I saw what I saw! FOXES! LOTS of foxes! You will not deceive me, or my name isn't-" at which point she pauses to try to remember her own name and they take her into custody.