Dragon Problems, page 14

[VirBot]

   
It's probably safe.

[Fragmaster01]

Now now, Virmirs. Most of it will be vendor trash. Please keep an eye out for:

• A totally safe fountain, to dip for Excalibur.
• Virmir brand merchandise.
• Extra lives.
• Pants. A decent pair of pants(+HP preferred, already maxed fire resist, thanks).
• Anything with +x to Blasting or Stabbing.
• When in doubt, the sillier the item looks, the more likely it is both cursed but in a non-dangerous/humorous fashion.

Also, those soundtrack birds are going on your tab.

[Dar'Kojor]

Look for a bonfire for a checkpoint, you never know how fast you will die.

[Fragmaster01]

Look for a bonfire for a checkpoint, you never know how fast you will die.

But don't step in the bonfire, even with fire resistance. Your scrolls may not be as protected.

Also, this is the internet. The fluffy part of the internet, even. Characters don't die, they just get polymorphed(and are better by next episode).