Crimson Flag 'fuzzy' Laffy Taffy-style jokes

[Selden]

I thought this might be a good opportunity for people to practice their punmanship.  It's well worth doing, after all! 

Here are three to get things started, and if I think of any more I'll add them too.  The first was used in chat some time ago.

What did the pizza vendor say to the TF-happy dragon?  No change, please.
Why did the fox gain so much weight when he worked at the bakery? He had a high turnover rate.
Why couldn't the otter get a driver's license? Because of all the fishtails!

[wolfie_inu]

Wouldn't that last one work better with a playboy merman? :P

[Caleb_Lloyd]

What was the only thing the squeaky mouse could say as it floated away into the sky?
He-He-He

[CZM]

why a five  fox cannot  pull the door to open it? because the door has been marked "push the door" 

[Selden]

Why does Virmir dislike hair cutters? He thinks that they're barberic.