Dear Geary,
As a representative of the Vulpine Union of Legitimacy and Propaganda, I must regrettably ask you to cease and desist your story. Foxes are not and arrogant nor evil. Foxes are soft loving creatures that sneak into being petted and scritched. We are very timid creatures and ruling the world is not part of our plans. (Although is commonly known that we seek to own large portions of your cookie cake and pie factories) If you insist to continue this story, then I must insist that your readers know that foxes would rather keep the cats for giggles we get from the numerous pranks pulled on them, then skin them for a lower quality fur that foxes wear from birth.
Regrettably it is more likely that the cats themselves would pull such drastic measures to better there vulpine breathern. Don't let them fool you, beneath their lethargic and fluffy manor is a monster that plots your every demise. Cats are more likely to skin you alive for pleasure then a fox would bite you for a cookie. (although we would still seek to steal that cookie from you) Cats are dangerous creatures at best, and at worst they can brainwash the more simple minded of humoons into a blind love of them. Dwarfs a species that numbered into the millions has been brought to near extinction because of this brain washing ability. (As seen
here)
I must point out to the readers that this article is most likely a propaganda story itself, written by a cat lover. The College of Alteration and Transformation, or CAT, sends out its master level graduates to convince the populace at large the gentle and harmless nature of cats. We foxes know better, and hopefully you know better now too. Help us convince the world that foxes aren't all that bad.
Knowing is half the battle,
Robin Renard
PR of Vulpine Union of Legitimacy and Propaganda,
V.U.L.P.
Cats are evilAnd do cruel things
