(First person setting)
I sit in my chair, staring at a blank word document. After a few minutes, I sigh and roll back
“That’s it, that’s all. I truly give up.” I rise from my chair. “My drawings are never good and my stories are never done.”
I sit back down and look over my notes and stories. “My ideas are always unfinished and my drawings never improve.” I place my paws over my face.
“That’s it, that’s all. I truly give up.” I sit in my chair for a few minutes before…
“Well I never intended for all this madness and n understood,
well, how could they?” I stand up, my voice rising. “ That all I ever wanted
was to bring them something great to read.
Why does nothing ever turn out like it should?”
I stand tall in my room, tail slashing around.
“Well, what the blast, I went and did my best. And by George, I really wrote swell stories. And for a moment, why, I even touched the word and at least I left some stories they can really enjoy. And for the first time since I don't remember when, I felt just like my old wolfy self again. And I, Evilhumour, the Dragon of Cuteness.” I pause in my singing voice.
“That’s right, I am the Dragon of Cuteness!” I grip my left side and pulls off my fur to reveal my dragon body.
“Ahahaha!
And I just can't wait until my next update ‘cause I've got some new ideas that will really make them cheer
and, by gosh, I'm really gonna give it all my might!” I spot Jonas coming in with a pair of clean glasses.
“Uh-oh, I hope there's still time to abuse Virmir.”
“Gah!” I scream, waking up. Looking from my bed, I grumble. “I need to get that blasted song out of my head.”
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A parody song, in writing form, from A Nightmare before Christmas that has been in my head for a while. I hope you all enjoyed it!
