Here's a bit of an odd one I had moments before typing this out [I literally got up and then reached out for the PC/Laptop.] No doubt, the pains of losing pets paired with... I suppose whatever your brain wants to fart out at the time make for very odd combinations of things! Or it could just be me, really.
So this dream was like this really odd little cartoon that took place in a little secluded [almost suburban] town near nothing really, so it was very grassy and forested around the area. It began initially as this prank on Rarity by hiding these specific pieces of clothes for some reason, why it had ponies I have no idea, but that's what I dreamed of! Rainbow Dash remarked "It'll be the funniest thing,
EVER!" So the Mane Six ponies worked to hide these old garments and fabrics and snickered.
Then the scene changes to another part of town, there's these like... Muppets I wanna call them, one of them hears a legend about some old witch or something about a 'missing soul and pieces of a cursed robe'. There was this old mother who lived in a nearby street, and she had this lovely daughter, these random plush fellows, one was a reindeer, another was a fox, were visiting their friend who was a raccoon I think, it looked like one anyway! They were the ones who heard this tale this crazy looking Bernie rip-off was telling the townsfolk, and the reindeer was like, "Hey I wonder if this old legend of seeing the eldritch eye before you are sucked to the cursed dimensional zone is real!"
The trio had the idea of trying to evoke the legend or curse or whatever you wanna call it, it involved gathering these old missing valuables that belonged to the Witch, so what happens is these guys pilfer the clothes and things that the ponies earlier hid around town to "prank Rarity". They remarked how old and tattered they were, one of them spoke for no specific reason in a third person narrative, "Our protagonists stumble upon the first pieces of their quest, old tattered rags that belonged to the Witch who had lost her daughter to a young man, a man smitten by the sheer beauty of forbidden love!" I think it was the reindeer who spoke specifically only like this a lot of the time, the fox and raccoon gave him strange looks almost constantly, but they were friends so it was all good, right?
So things progress smoothly, they found the clothes and then the narrative reindeer plush almost creepily guides them along with his deeply profound and insightful random commentary, I don't recall all of it, but it was cool/strange things like, "The party would know if the legend would hold true, for the love of a maiden virgin was as if pressure pushed down on your foot upon gazing of that eldritch eye she possessed, your heart feeling as if it ran like a cheetah, your body swung in a centrifuge, love... love for the very first time!" So they had to arrange the clothes under a bed for some reason in a specific fashion, this happened and Princess Peach popped out from under the bed, telling our young heroes that it was Peachy, but then a mysterious note was given over from her. "You best stay away from my daughter! she don't need no man stealing her heart! you will endure the curse of a 1000 generations! and the imprisonment of your soul!"
Undeterred they set to work on the next task, they gathered strange gems, from random homes because that's what you do! they had to be specifically those who were owned by rich aristocrats in love or something, so these
fabulous gems™ were arranged on the fabrics, this caused a boo to appear and he ate the raccoon plush, the fox plush went off to save him as the reindeer plush just stood there and made his commentary, it was something like, "Ah, another sign that the deeds our heroes accomplished confirmed their suspicions, more traps laid by the Witch!" The fox meanwhile said, "Cut that trash and help me!" as he dangled along by the 'coon's footpaws, luckily though, reindeer fellow was a pro ghostbuster among other things, so we had a montage! where he kicked that boo's butt and they took home a crown to put onto the gems and dress pieces and other stuff.
But the best part is about to come... the ending! also may I also add for no specific reason most of the dream took place at night? and the city was like a mix of Equestria and 1920's New York? for no reason there was like a bit of super populated downtown that was just black and white with poor image quality.
Alrighty, you remember how this all began with a prank right? this took place over a few days in my dream apparently or something along that line, the Mane Six ponies were searching around town as these guys do their
eldritch summoning of an old beautiful maiden, these blokes get set underway with special candles and other occult-styled items and whatnot, and begin their dark ritual, or maybe it wasn't dark, but it was hard to see because it was! "The last step along the rock path over the pond was about to be taken, the crossing of the pond of toil and adventure, but this was about to change their lives forever..." The weren't very reassured by how he made it sound, unwittingly the spirit of the Witch's daughter was being drawn by the powerful, swirling energies of raw magic, and after a moment she came to them all ghostly and glowy. "Ah... my heartache eases upon finding you once more, my love... I have missed you dearly." The reindeer looked enchantingly as he spoke, "The missing partner this maiden sought, the pangs of hunger for a rekindled purpose, a light... it was all finally being healed. The reindeer gazed upon the untouched, raw beauty of the Witch's daughter, they were lost soulmates finally reunited."
His friends were being jealous and saying about how they wanted to be her mate, and they all began to fight, the Mane Six busts in and Rarity was just FURIOUS! in the midst of the chaos the Witch also angrily breaks down the wall and sounds like a very upset Godzilla, her left eye glowed like an endless, starry void. "Strange interlopers descend down on our heroes as they fought, no doubt drawn too, by the strange ma-hrrrk!" The reindeer was picked up by an angry Rarity, she basically was like, "No I wasn't! it was SOMEPONY who pulled an insidious prank and lost my beautiful clothes!" or something like that. So what happened? well basically in anger, Rarity throws the reindeer, and then the fox and raccoon through the portal, unfortunately this makes the portal like some SUPER SUCKING VACUUM! so then the ponies are sucked through, and the maiden, and the Witch!
So the portal destabilizes for reasons possibly related to plot-relevance, maybe too much magic, who knows, it breaks anyway like a glass pane, and then the pieces reassemble into... *DRAMATIC FANFARE!*
PRINCESS HOTCAKES! no really, apparently combining forbidden love, with the power of muppets, ponies, and a super powerful witch and her daughter = Pony Toast. The more you know!
There you have it, some more Trask brand randomness that I just had to share ASAP, up there with one of the strangest dreams as of late, I'll add more later.
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