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Other Realms => Role Play Theater => Topic started by: Talcott on December 06, 2016, 09:44:38 AM
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Something a bit simple but an idea I think has potential. A group of friends have found a random magic wand, with the ability to grant wishes, however you can't grant your own wish, someone else has to. One person makes a wish (ex. I wish for a large trout) and the next person takes the wand and says granted, followed up with something that goes wrong. (Ex. Granted but you find yourself increasingly rotund as you eat the fish)
Basically whoever grants the wish finds a creative way for said wish to go wrong, or backfire in some kind of amusing way, after which they're encouraged to make a wish of their own. Transformation effects from wishes do stack upon each other unless you use a wish to try and undo a curse on yourself. For example if one corrupted wish makes you giant, and another makes you a fox, you'll be a giant fox. Wishes don't have to induce TF though it is encouraged. [:P
"I Talcott, wish for a bouncy bouncy trampoline!" *Offers the wand to the next random fuzzy*
Rules note: To avoid spamming just two rules I'd like to clarify
1. Do not grant the same person's wish twice in a row (No "person A grant's person B's wish going back and forth")
2. Do not grant the person's wish if they've just granted your wish (again avoiding person A granting person B's wish and back and forth)
3. As a general, try and let three people wish before making another wish yourself. Can't use all the magic in the wand for yourself!
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Granted!
You suddenly feel yourself inflate with air, becoming round and, indeed, very bouncy.
Alright, I wish to be rich! hands a wand over to someone
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Granted.
*waves the wand, making Arro suddenly rich in vitamins and minerals*
Um... well, I don't see any change. Sorry. I wish for a pet dragon.
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Your wish is granted.
*Wand wave, you now have a pet dragon, roughly cat size, but he hates everything about your interior decoration and destroys your furniture*
I wish for the next person to wave the wand to not catch fire.
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Granted.
*wanding* Your cookies catch fire instead. Better put them out fast.
I wish for a fish, but please not on a dish.
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*Heaves and struggles, but manages to grab the wand despite being mostly inflated* Granted but... you'll have to catch your own. *baps Fragmaster with the wand, leaving him much more ottery than before, and staring down at a pool full of fish.*
I wish I was mobile again...
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Wish granted!
*you find yourself no longer inflated, but you are now a segway*
I wish for a soft bed to lay on!*hands the wand to the next person*
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Granted.
*Pokes with wand, and you suddenly find yourself fattening, bigger, and rounder, until you are perched atop your big soft belly, which serves as your bed*
Now, I wish for sharks, that are not me.
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Granted.
*ducks as sharks jump through the air firing lasers... only to land on Meat instead of in water*
I wish I had fireproof furniture. Blasted dragon.
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You get Furniture made of water! Hope you don't get wet sitting down!
I wish I could teleport!
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Granted! You can teleport, but only into awkward situations.
I wish that the townsfolk(or those just visiting) to have a very fluffy(or scaley) day. This would help the local tourism board.
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Granted but the winter coat industry tanks as the fluffy folk no longer need them!
I wish to be my nice ottery self again!
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Granted, you're little Sea Otter, clam slamming ability and all!
I wish I could fly!
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Wish Granted!
*Flufy waves the wand, you find your arms and hands extending into very feathery and large wings. Very capable of lifting you off the ground.*
I wish I was mobile!
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Wish granted. You are now a cell phone, with all the latest features.
I wish that winter would be blasted away! No more cold.
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Granted! *Waves wand, and a freak sandstorm engulfs your home and turns it into a desert, virtually devoid of plant life*
I wish for world peace.
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Granted! *waves wand, and you have a rock.* Congrats, you have a piece of the world!
I wish I was taller.
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Granted! You now have platform shoes.
I wish for boobs.
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Granted! *Waves wand, you now have a pair of blue-footed boobies (they're a kind of bird, get your mind straight), making whatever noises blue-footed boobies make, at your feet*
I wish for a turkey sandwich.
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Wish granted!
*you receive an angry wild turkey, with a piece of bread taped to each of its sides*
I wish I was a fluffy fox again!
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Granted! *waves the wand, and Flufy becomes a ball of fluff with limbs barely sticking out*
Hmm... I wish I could use magic. That should be an interesting one.
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I wish it stated for the record that the turkey sandwich may or may not have caught fire at one point, stopped moving and become delicious.
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darn, should've done some more thinking in regards to the turkey sandwich on that one
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Granted! *waves the wand, and Flufy becomes a ball of fluff with limbs barely sticking out*
Hmm... I wish I could use magic. That should be an interesting one.
Granted! *Waves wand, you can now use any form of magic you want! But only on every other Tuesday of a leap year. Have fun!*
I wish I could speak a different language.
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Wish granted!
*you can now speak pig-latin, and only pig latin*
I wish that I could program in machine code!
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Granted!
You are now a computer. Perfect for programming.
-thinks for a minute-
Aww man, I wish I could think of something to wish for. XP
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AntedGr. *You now have over 9000 things to wish for, including pizza, albatrosses with monocles, and the ability to get that Bob Dylan song out of your head*
I ishw orf a icen itewh uits. (Pig Latin quota met, being dropped as it's not a different language from English and therefore I have a loophole. :D)
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You now have an ice white suit. Be sure to keep it in the freezer.
I wish for the next person posting to draw me an icon.
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*computer robotic like voice*
Wish granted!
*you get a finely drawn painting of fruit salad floating peacefully through the clouds*
I wish that I was back to my old self
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*Granted*
You are your old self.
I wish for..........Virmir's Hammer!
The rule of the game is to grant the wish in an ironic manner, as in it can't just be granted you're back to normal. It has to be granted, and come up with a negative repercussion that goes along with the wish. Unfortunately not gonna count replies that don't follow the rules of the game.
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*computer robotic like voice*
Wish granted!
*you get a finely drawn painting of fruit salad floating peacefully through the clouds*
I wish that I was back to my old self
*granted*
You suddenly attain 50 years of wear and tear. You still function, but you've got some rust, faded paint, a few bugs in the programming, and the like.
I wish the winter didn't make me so cold. >.<
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Granted! *He waves the wish wand at you, you fluff up, your ears become pointy and your fur mostly white, your tail soon takes to the changes as well, becoming a fluffy arctic fox tail. Your changes finish leaving you absolutely foxy* But you're a bit less feline.
I wish for a never ending bottle of cherry cola!
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wIsh-sh graunted-d
*You receive a bottle of Cherry Cola, with a weird contraption on the nozzle that looks to be good for holding on tight to otter heads*
IuuuhhhT Wi-will fillll youoough up forever-ever and eVEr.
IIIIIIIIIIIIIII wiSH Igh wasssss flesh and bone again
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The hammer appears, with Virmir holding onto it as he flattens you!
I wish I had the newest video game console!
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I wish I had the newest video game console!
Granted! *You now have the latest console of your choice, but it seems it has been very inexpertly unboxed with a large kitchen knife*
I wish for... Giraffe.
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wIsh-sh graunted-d
*You receive a bottle of Cherry Cola, with a weird contraption on the nozzle that looks to be good for holding on tight to otter heads*
IuuuhhhT Wi-will fillll youoough up forever-ever and eVEr.
IIIIIIIIIIIIIII wiSH Igh wasssss flesh and bone again
Since nobody's come back I'm going to double grant. *Boops with wand, you are now proper flesh and bone fox, however your speech processing is still a bit of a mess and you have a lisp*
My wish still stands at Giraffe.
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Wishhh Grant'ed!
*you are teleported to a closed down Giraffe restaurant*
I wishhh foregh ah delicciousgh milksshake!
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Wishhh Grant'ed!
*you are teleported to a closed down Giraffe restaurant*
I wishhh foregh ah delicciousgh milksshake!
Granted! You now have an ant-flavored milkshake. Delicious, if you're an anteater.
I wish I wasn't shedding white hair everywhere. >.> That stuff's hard to clean up!
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I wish I wasn't shedding white hair everywhere. >.> That stuff's hard to clean up!
- Granted. You are now shedding Pepto-Bismol Pink hair everywhere. The fashion police are imminent.
- Alternately: You are no longer shedding. Rather, the hair is forcefully emigrating from your body due to grievances including but not limited to: shampoo not fancy enough, allergies, desire to become a hair monster, and bees.
- Alternate2: You are no longer shedding white hair. Rather, the hair is shedding you, as you fall out in a pile of transformed person flakes, complete with a deeply concerned yet comical expression.
I wish that my eyes could glow in the dark, like a cat, or an illicit rave.
Unimportant Aside: I'm now pondering a Tengu DJ, popular in the club scene. His stage name? The Raven.
Pre-op medication is wiggly.
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Wish granted!
*your eyes glow so brightly that you can't see at all*
I wish for a drawing of myself
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Wish granted!
*your eyes glow so brightly that you can't see at all*
I wish for a drawing of myself
Wish Granted!
You now have a drawing of yourself, the catch is, you are the drawing.
I wish for Aiden Pearce's phone from Watch Dogs to hack everything.
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Granted. *Waves wand, you now have a phone with a hacking program, but the only thing it does is spam cat pictures*
I wish I could go to space.
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*Poof* you are not in deep spaaace...without any survival equipment or transportation...Gooood Luuuuuk
I wish the world was anthromorphised!
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*throws pocket sand*
All creatures of the world are anthropomorphs, but so is the Planet Earth.
I wish I could have an endless stockpile of brownies.
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*Wish Granted*
You now have a endless piles of paper that has a brown E written on it.
I wish for the Portal Gun that works on any surface.
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Wish granted
*you receive a gun that creates doors on the surface you shoot it at. Said doors are too small to see through and may not reach the otherside of said surface*
I wish for cheeseburger
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Wish granted! *Waves wand, you now have a cheeseburger.... apocalypse, with several thousand living cheeseburgers hell bent upon shoving themselves into your stomach*
I wish for an explosive re-entry.
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*Wish Granted*
You get an explosive re-entry, but you have a 50% mortality rate from the explosive, have fun while it last!
I wish for the Mark of the Outsider and get Corvo Attano's powers (Blink, Swarm, bend time, etc. and it actually works.)
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You get everything you desire, but are inserted into the game Dishonored 2 and have to play out the story of Corvo Attano every time someone installs and plays the game. Which confuses everyone since Corvo Attano is no longer human.
I wish for infinite intelligence.
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Wish granted , you get uploaded to the internet , the vast library of infinate knoledge
*passes the wand to someone else*
I wish for a new perspective of things
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Granted, you find yourself feralized, but still able to talk, you get to see what the world is like from all fours {fox}
I wish my pens wouldn't run out of ink!
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Wish Granted! *waves wand*
You are now an octopus, 8 arms and plenty of ink to fill up on the pens. Good luck holding onto a pen with tentacles for arms.
I wish I had a hand to help me lift these heavy boxes.
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Wish Granted!
*Waves wand, you now have a disembodied and very strong extra hand. However, it seems to be going through its surly teenage years. Not only does it refuse to help you lift any boxes, you have a vague suspicion it might be telling you that you aren't its parent in sign language*
I wish for an arbitrarily large sum of currency.
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Wish granted, you have a large sum...of ruples. Too bad you aren't in a world that uses it.
I wish I was a shapeshifter
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Wish Granted, you can now shift into any common geometric shape. Have fun being a dodecahedron.
I wish I could bend time and space to my will.
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Wish granted! You can now bend space and time to your will. But before you get to bending, you need to read up on general relativity so that you know how work your powers. :D
https://www.amazon.com/Gravitation-Charles-W-Misner/dp/0716703440
I wish I had more motivation.
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Wish granted, A duck will tickle you tell you do things.
I wish I was a better runner
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Granted!
Your legs now take you to great speeds in an instant...but there's no ability to slow down, only stop. Careful of walls and momentum.
I wish I could swim better.
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Granted your now a mershark
I wish for a boat
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Granted, but it has so many holes in it's hull it sinks the second it hits the water.
I wish to gain the form of a fox!
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Granted, you are now a plush fox.
I wish I could jump better.
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Granted, you can jump any height you want, but doing so has a chance to cause you to jump randomly in time within the space of the current week. You are also forced to resolve any time paradoxes you cause.
I wish for snow.
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Granted! Welp, now we’re in snowing. Good luck getting outta the underground. *teleports away*.
I wish that the human won’t kill anyone ever again
*hands wand to someone*
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Ehh, why not revive this?
Granted
Humans now kill trees
I wish for a nice, relaxing pool
*hands to next person*
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Granted! *You now have a pool, but it's always dirty.*
I wish I could be better at drawing anything I want to draw in any format.
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granted but your drawings fade away after a while
i wish to take the form of an otter
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Granted! Your now a Sea Otter, FOREVER. Hope you like Clams!
I wish I could control the weather!
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Granted! You can now control the weather on Jupiter every 3rd weekend of the month. [;)
I wish I had Lucian Urocyon's powers.
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Granted, but you can only use them if you have a fox within two inches from you.
I wish that every 24 hours was good for everybody with low self esteem every year for a year.
Random edit: nobody wants to answer because they'll have to give it a side, huh?
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(I regret this)
Granted but nothing intresting will ever happen
My wish is to have more wishes
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Grant you are now a Genie in a lamp, now you can give out as many wishes as you want!
I wish the world was furry!
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Granted
The planet is now covered in green fuzz.
I wish for a monument in my honor
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Granted, but it'll be built in one hundred years, they'll butcher your name, and it won't say why you're honored.
I wish that table was a pie.
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Granted! That table is now a 30,000 ton, 800 by 800 foot pie with wood filling and salt instead of sugar, in the middle of your kitchen.
I wish I had a dollar.
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Granted you now have one egyption dollar
I WISH..... I WISH... for a uhhhhhh ive ran out of ideas oh i wish for an idea for another wish
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Granted. You now know what to wish for, but you don't know how to say what it is.
I wish I had a gingerbread house that wasn't me.
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You had a gingerbread house, but you eated it.
I wish for a newer, shinier computer.
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Granted
You now have a nice, new, shiny balloon shaped like a computer. Enjoy!
I wish for an unlimited supply of tea
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Granted. You now have a tea farm, but no workers.
I wish I no longer had the spelling disease! Ut is very annoying.
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Granted! You are now cured of the spelling disease, but you were cured by being infected with the pronunciation disease.
Hmm... let's see how this one goes...
I wish Virmir was a fox.
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*granted* virmir is now a feral fox
I wish for a relaxed day
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Granted
You are now a mattress.
I wish for a trip to the beach
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Granted, but now you are forever stuck on an infinitely long trip.
I wish for an endless amount of.... paper
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Granted, you are now on a planet made of paper, but it has nothing but paper!
I wish for a wish.
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You wish for a wish, and it's of an otter's for a fish.
I wish for a giant pizza, perfectly cooked, with only my favorite toppings.
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Granted but ever bite makes you grow smaller.
I wish I could have a better body build
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Granted. You now have a tiny, if well detailed, LEGO build of you.
I wish for yes.
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You wish for yes ehh? Well in that case you get no. You know what that means? Nothing happens at all, lucky you ;).
Let's give this a shot. I work a night shift, so sleep can be hard some times. So, For my wish I wish that sleep would come easier to me.
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You wish for yes ehh? Well in that case you get no. You know what that means? Nothing happens at all, lucky you ;).
The wish is supposed to come true in an ironic manner, not the opposite of your wish happening. So my wish is still yes.
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Granted! I have now graciously performed the "Yes Spell" on you. You now know how to perfectly spell "yes" in every language, but not how to pronounce it in any of them.
I wish I had a useful potion.
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Granted: but It will make you 5 years old forever.
I wish to be a Taur
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Granted! You are now a 25 foot tall taur for a year.
I wish I had Virmir's personal cape. It's probably the only cape I haven't got yet.
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Granted you now have virmirs cape with virmir attached to it and no way to remove it
I wish to become a wyvern
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Granted you now have virmirs cape with virmir attached to it and no way to remove it
I wish to become a wyvern
Granted You are now a Wyvern but you are a plush Wyvern toy
I wish I wasn’t as tall
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Granted. Rather than being tall, you're a quarter of an inch, which is quite small.
I wish for a practical and safe nuclear power plant.
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Granted. Rather than being tall, you're a quarter of an inch, which is quite small.
I wish for a practical and safe nuclear power plant.
Granted but every 10 days and acident happens
I wish to eat 100k sandwitches
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Granted. Due to your spelling mistake, you just ate 100k witch statues made out of sand. They all collectively cursed you with indigestion as payback.
I wish for a stylish new pair of shades.
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Granted. Due to your spelling mistake, you just ate 100k witch statues made out of sand. They all collectively cursed you with indigestion as payback.
I wish for a stylish new pair of shades.
Granted. You are now forever equipped with a pair of effective all-visible-light blocking spectacles, a piece of wood strapped to your face! :D
I wish foooooor... a bigger house!
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Granted. Due to your spelling mistake, you just ate 100k witch statues made out of sand. They all collectively cursed you with indigestion as payback.
I wish for a stylish new pair of shades.
Granted. You are now forever equipped with a pair of effective all-visible-light blocking spectacles, a piece of wood strapped to your face! :D
I wish foooooor... a bigger house!
Granted. Your house is bigger, but so are you.
I wish for a lampshade.
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Granted, Light near you will never shine but produce shade.
I wish that you will not grant this wish