The Corrupted Wish

[Generic Meatbag #14]

Granted! *Waves wand, and a freak sandstorm engulfs your home and turns it into a desert, virtually devoid of plant life*

I wish for world peace.

[Arroavantho]

Granted! *waves wand, and you have a rock.* Congrats, you have a piece of the world!

I wish I was taller.

[Fragmaster01]

Granted! You now have platform shoes.

I wish for boobs.

[Generic Meatbag #14]

Granted! *Waves wand, you now have a pair of blue-footed boobies (they're a kind of bird, get your mind straight), making whatever noises blue-footed boobies make, at your feet*

I wish for a turkey sandwich.

[Devon]

Wish granted!
*you receive an angry wild turkey, with a piece of bread taped to each of its sides*
I wish I was a fluffy fox again!

[Selden]

Granted! *waves the wand, and Flufy becomes a ball of fluff with limbs barely sticking out*

Hmm... I wish I could use magic.  That should be an interesting one.

[Generic Meatbag #14]

I wish it stated for the record that the turkey sandwich may or may not have caught fire at one point, stopped moving and become delicious.

[Devon]

darn, should've done some more thinking in regards to the turkey sandwich on that one

[Generic Meatbag #14]

Granted! *waves the wand, and Flufy becomes a ball of fluff with limbs barely sticking out*

Hmm... I wish I could use magic.  That should be an interesting one.

Granted! *Waves wand, you can now use any form of magic you want! But only on every other Tuesday of a leap year. Have fun!*

I wish I could speak a different language.

[Devon]

Wish granted!
*you can now speak pig-latin, and only pig latin*
I wish that I could program in machine code!

[Arroavantho]

Granted!
You are now a computer. Perfect for programming.
-thinks for a minute-
Aww man, I wish I could think of something to wish for. XP

[Generic Meatbag #14]

AntedGr. *You now have over 9000 things to wish for, including pizza, albatrosses with monocles, and the ability to get that Bob Dylan song out of your head*

I ishw orf a icen itewh uits. (Pig Latin quota met, being dropped as it's not a different language from English and therefore I have a loophole. )

[Caleb_Lloyd]

You now have an ice white suit. Be sure to keep it in the freezer.

I wish for the next person posting to draw me an icon.

[Devon]

*computer robotic like voice*
Wish granted!
*you get a finely drawn painting of fruit salad floating peacefully through the clouds*
I wish that I was back to my old self

[Talcott]

*Granted*
You are your old self.
I wish for..........Virmir's Hammer!

The rule of the game is to grant the wish in an ironic manner, as in it can't just be granted you're back to normal. It has to be granted, and come up with a negative repercussion that goes along with the wish. Unfortunately not gonna count replies that don't follow the rules of the game.