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Random Insanity / Awesomo Adventure: Episode 6L

« on: April 24, 2011, 08:57:58 AM »

(09:34:53) Trask: But anyways, so I was talking to the GIANT TOAST ROBOT, he told me: yenom eerf eah I.
 (09:35:21) Trask: And I was like: Oh but what you DON'T have is 1.21 gigawatts of LASER DEATH! pointed at your crusty carapce!
 (09:35:28) Trask: carapace*
 (09:35:43) Trask: And he was like: OH OH OH.
 (09:35:51) Trask: Which was backwards santa talk.
 (09:35:59) Trask: Since somehow he was SANTA all along.
 (09:36:12) Trask: I picked up a GUN! and fired it with bullets.
 (09:36:22) Trask: But it did nothing, for you see....he was a ROBOT and not TOASt.
 (09:36:31) Trask: So Trask thought of plan F.
 (09:36:51) Trask: He brought out some kind of DANGEROUS DEVICE THING, and presses the SHINY buttom.
 (09:36:58) Trask: button*
 (09:37:08) Trask: And suddenly THERE WAS FOXES!
 (09:37:16) Trask: They swarmed in from every angle imaginable!
 (09:37:23) Trask: Even from inside the ROBOT TOAST.
 (09:37:36) Trask: He panicked and died shreeking and crumbling into tiny little pieces.
 (09:37:46) Trask: As what was revealed inside....was Dr.Mario!
 (09:38:07) Trask: He jumped up dramatically, and he whistled! and suddenly a GIANT COMPUTER VIRUS appears.
 (09:38:28) Trask: Trask realizes that a nomrla fox is no match, so he clones the computer virus and makes ANTIBODIES.
 (09:38:37) Trask: Suddenly they have an epic battle and pie was involved.
 (09:38:48) Trask: After said epic battle he was DEFREATED
 (09:39:07) Trask: Laying on the floor he is sad and tells Trask, do not go in thtere!
 (09:39:22) Trask: For you see, there are giant blue blobs of doom! and other stuff!
 (09:39:38) Trask: But Trask realizes that the one thing he wanted to save: his toaster. Was inside!
 (09:39:57) Trask: So he sets out on an awesome journey, hijacks Dr.mario and they venture forth!
 (09:40:21) Trask: But what they did't realize is some totally cliche vague shadow outline sillohette thing was behind them!
 (09:40:36) Trask: So they blindly enter, and suddenly Dr.Mario makes bleeping sound!
 (09:40:52) Trask: Trask looks over at Dr.Mario and he realizes that wasn't Dr.Mario at all!
 (09:40:57) Trask: IT WAS A ROBOT TOAST!
 (09:41:18) Trask: So he quickly brings out his calculator, and he punches in some numbers.
 (09:41:46) Trask: Suddenly linux codes smashes in and BEATS THE CRAP out of every single piece of the robot toast.
 (09:42:09) Trask: But the blue blobs attacked and suddenly Trask was covered in slime, which was sapping his strenght.
 (09:42:23) Trask: He had but one choice: USE THE ANCIENT STARMAN OF PURE AWESOME.
 (09:42:44) Trask: Trask presses R and it drops slowly he collects it and then he is strong and shiny!
 (09:43:07) Trask: The slime burns off and the blobs become a dinner plate of EVIL.
 (09:43:31) Trask: Trask realizes there is one weakness to the dinner plate, a mentos candy!
 (09:43:42) Trask: So he kills the blue blobs in hopes they drop one! and they do!
 (09:43:56) Trask: He throws it at the upper right of the plate, and it SMASHES into pieces!
 (09:44:08) Trask: With a growl and other evil sounds it vanishes and leaves a portal inside!
 (09:44:19) Trask: Trask realizes he needs to enter it to save his toaster!
 (09:44:38) Trask: And so he hops in and then suddenly he is inside a giant space shuttle filled with toy soldiers!
 (09:44:46) Trask: They fire jam at his face, but miss.
 (09:45:03) Trask: Trask then uses the hidden art of poot, to destroy the soldiers!
 (09:45:16) Trask: A giant shiny light and then all were gone.
 (09:45:37) Trask: But the REAL Dr. Mario appears and with an evil laugh and monologue on the recipe for salisbury steak, they do battle!
 (09:45:54) Trask: Trask and Dr.Mario fight a most long and intense battle, in the ice cream city.
 (09:46:09) Trask: But alas Dr.Mario could not handle the STARMAN powers of Trask and he falls.
 (09:46:28) Trask: He apologizes that the alien snowmen made him do it, and gives him his Toaster!
 (09:46:47) Trask: Delighted Trask raises his paws in the air, with a LoZ style fanfare as he proudly stares at it!
 (09:47:08) Trask: And thus our adventure concludes and he returns to his realm, to prepare to face-off against the ULTIMATE evil!
 (09:47:17) Trask: WHich I mean: SYRUP!
 (09:47:23) Trask: THE END.
 (09:52:22) Trask: forgot the credits!
 (09:52:43) Trask: Awesomo Adventure! episode 6L.
 (09:52:51) Trask: Starring:
 (09:53:32) Trask: Trask, Dr.Mario, Several GIANT ROBOT TOAST, blue blobs, toy soldiers, DINNER PLATE OF EVIL, fake Dr.mario.
 (09:53:46) Trask: Made by: Trask
 (09:53:52) Trask: Narrative: Trask.
 (09:54:09) Trask: Special thanks to: My imagination, CF chat, and YOU!
 (09:54:46) Trask: Story is (c) Trask.
 (09:55:01) Trask: Any similarities to anyone is purely accidental!
 (09:55:13) Trask: Except for Trask.
 (09:55:31) Trask: THANKS FOR READING.
 (09:55:38) * Trask licks everyone.

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Random Insanity / Re: I dare you all to not read or reply to this.

« on: April 24, 2011, 08:56:58 AM »

Gah!

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Crimson Flag Comic / Re: Comic 140

« on: April 22, 2011, 09:08:48 PM »

Yay we get to see Voltar again~! hehe so much for his awesome merchant skills, maybe next time. 

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Art Gallery / Re: The Hungry Silray Asks For Requests

« on: April 22, 2011, 08:34:47 PM »

Aleph hugging and nuzzling me tightly.  

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Random Topics / Re: Tirien has far to many swords.

« on: April 22, 2011, 02:02:49 PM »

That's definitely quite a collection! I keep a varied arsenal of weaponry in my hammer space cape. 

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Random Topics / What do you like and dislike the most?

« on: April 19, 2011, 08:37:49 AM »

For once, I make a decent topic!
Likes: FOXES!  
Dislikes: WINTER!  

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Random Insanity / I dare you all to not read or reply to this.

« on: April 17, 2011, 12:30:58 AM »

If you are currently reading this, you definitely felt quite rebellious. That sort of action is very rewarded! for doing so, you win absolutely nothing, which is better than everything.

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Random Insanity / Re: Foxes, or Cats?

« on: April 16, 2011, 09:22:56 PM »

Pretty much what Virmir said, but I still like cats too, just foxes more.

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Random Topics / Re: Blasted internet troubles...

« on: April 15, 2011, 06:22:52 AM »

That's a bummer right there! I hope for the restoration of your internet and phone as soon as possible.   

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Game Room / Re: steam group

« on: April 14, 2011, 11:26:34 PM »

I joined this too.

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Art Gallery / Re: 100 Sketches (Requests Open!)

« on: April 12, 2011, 11:35:57 AM »

#78
Me, Tvorsk, and Aleph posing very actiony like, all of us with weapons drawn, with me casting a spell with my left paw with my sword drawn with the right paw.

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Art Gallery / Re: 100 Sketches (Requests Open!)

« on: April 11, 2011, 06:02:05 AM »

#56
Request #2
I would love to see a Trask plush! please and thank you.

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Art Gallery / Re: 100 Sketches (Requests Open!)

« on: April 09, 2011, 05:13:44 PM »

#20
I shall claim the next slot!. Of me and VirBot being silly or something, kind of like the Adventures of Trask and VirBot that I occasionally have.

Reference sheet is here: http://art.by.virmir.com/art/trask

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Random Insanity / Re: Tirien Vs Virbot!

« on: April 06, 2011, 06:56:08 PM »

...Are you and Trask in a fight to see who can get the best story from VirBot?

Honestly I am unsure.

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Role Play Theater / Re: The Aether Sword - Crimson Flag OC tournament.

« on: April 06, 2011, 06:26:44 PM »

                                   

Aeyer Metani: The Wandering Wind

A lone wandering Gray Reyn of unknown origin, and of a young age, wanders through the path through
the woods, clothed in a rather unusual outfit primarily of blue and some green accents, it was a warm
yet lightweight and comfortable outfit and his long sleeved shirt also had a hood. He wore twin blades
with a somewhat decorated hilt and pawguard on each one on his belt, they were light and allowed for
very fast attacks without exhausting the user. He has a very calm and friendly air about him, he was
always a gentle sort who would more often than not aid others in their hour of need, but yet at the
same time also a bit of distrust and detachement. His caring and selfless acts have also made him the
victim of being taken advantaged of and hurt quite a few times, through this he became quite wary
towards others, but not hateful. He looks around at the scenery, a beautiful blue sky hung over head,
and birds darting through the trees periodically, and a forest alive and echoing with life. He is one who
is very content with exploring and travelling, he left at an early age for most who venture alone
believing in letting the winds of fate guide him along on his journey. He was unsure why he wandered
so far from home, and yet it didn't really bother him either, he rather enjoyed the constant change of
scenery, the desert, arctic wastes, lush verdant plain, and diverse woodlands, he has seen it all.



   He loved to travel but really wished he could have a companion with him, someone who
would accept and like him for who he was. With that sudden wish a brilliant light shined from within
himself, and an unusual spirit which looked like a simple male lop-eared bunny appeared right before
his eyes. He was startled and a little frightened of this new ghost-like creature who floated there. "H-
hello? who are you?" he said nervously, "Hi there Aeyer! I am your inner potential." he replied. "My
inner potential?" Aeyer said in disbelief. "That's right silly! I am your spirit helper, I have been
summoned by your wish for a friend." the spirit said. "Oh uh...I see! So you will be my friend?" Aeyer
said with a hopeful look in his eyes. "That's right! but I am also here to grant you your powers, now
hold still." The spirit then suddenly enveloped Aeyer in a shining aura of a teal color and he could feel a
surge of energy flow through him, and then suddenly nothing. Aeyer blinked for a moment and asked
the spirit "What the heck was that!?" the spirit replied "I just unlocked the dormant wind energies
inside you, and I will help to guide you and to help you grow". "Thanks very much! but I nearly forgot to
ask, do you have a name?" Aeyer said. "Oh forgive me for not telling you in the first place, my name is
Cirr!" Aeyer nodded "That is a nice name, I am glad to have met you Cirr." He said in a smile. But
suddenly a pulse of energy and shining pillar of light appeared in the distance giving off an ominous
wind, something was happening somewhere,  they could feel it. Cirr said "There is no time, we must go
towards this surge of energy!" Aeyer replies "But what is it? it looks dangerous! I don't think it's a good
idea." "But you must Aeyer, this power could fall into possession of those who would use it for malicious
purposes! now let's go." Cirr shoots a burst of energy into Aeyer and they fly towards the strange
energy, hoping to find out what was the cause.