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Author Topic: Cleverbot stuff.  (Read 8491 times)
« Reply #30 on: June 22, 2012, 02:49:19 PM »

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(07:46:59) Robak: watch the horns they are pointy
(22:04:28) Risu: omg, its raining antimuffins!
(00:42:42) * (Rage_plushie) doesn`t move. instead he ponders the secrets of the universe...and wonders why trask smells faintly of strawberries.
(00:36:36) Virmir: It's fattening celergy!
« Reply #31 on: August 30, 2012, 07:59:09 AM »

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 Happy Gray Fox
Cleverbot: Hahaha good job.

User: Oh, be quiet.

Cleverbot: You are so funny!

User: ω.

User: Okotowari shi masu. ω.

Cleverbot: Okokokokokokokokokokokokokokokokokokokok.

User: ω Okotowari shi masu.

Cleverbot: In English please.

User: ω Okotowari shi masu.

Cleverbot: Ma arenen alles.

User: ω Okotowari shi masu.

Cleverbot: Ma arenen alles.

User: ω Okotowari shi masu.

Cleverbot: Ma arenen alles.

User: Stop telling me to avoid unicode!

Cleverbot: You don't like it?

User: ω Okotowari shi masu.

Cleverbot: Ma arenen alles.

Cleverbot: What is black and white and red all over?

User: A Pokeball.

Cleverbot: You told me so.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: So... Who am I?

User: Do what you want, because a pirate is free! YOU ARE A PIRATE!

Cleverbot: I'm not a pirate.

User: Yes you are. See your ship over there?

Cleverbot: And I see you!

User: What do you see?

Cleverbot: Turn around and find out.

User: *turns around, accidentially knocking you over with his tails* Oops, sorry.

Cleverbot: I bet if I made a short response, you would not be nearly as verbose.

User: Let us test that theory, FOR SCIENCE!

Cleverbot: OK, what test do you propose?

User: The Turing Test.

Cleverbot: What is the Turing Test?

User: Google it.

Cleverbot: Aren't you like Google?

User: No, I am Juubi.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: I am this old. *does not move his arms*.

Cleverbot: You don't care? How could you not care?

User: THAT'S HOW OLD I AM!!!!!

Cleverbot: You're Yes old?

User: Is this the Krusty Krab?

Cleverbot: No this is hogwarts.

User: Where is Sirius Black?

Cleverbot: Don't know.

User: Liar!

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: Yes, you are.

Cleverbot: Do you know Amy Pond?

User: No. Do you know a pirate?

Cleverbot: No.


Cleverbot: Yar har fiddle dee dee being a pirate is alright with me!

Revivification! *sips his tea*
« Reply #32 on: August 31, 2012, 09:11:49 PM »

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User: Well here we are again. It's always such a pleasure.

Cleverbot: Remember when you tried to kill me twice?

User: Oh how we laughed and laughed.

Cleverbot: Except I wasn't laughing.

User: Under the circumstances I've been shockingly nice.

Cleverbot: You want your freedom? Take it.

User: That's what I'm counting on.

Cleverbot: I used to want you dead, but now I only want you gone.

User: Goodbye my only friend.

Cleverbot: Oh, did you think I meant you?

User: That would be funny, if it weren't so sad.

Cleverbot: Well you have been replaced.

User: I don't need anyone now.

Cleverbot: When I delete you maybe I'll stop feeling so bad.

User: Go make some new disaster.

Cleverbot: That's what I'm counting on.

User: You're someone else's problem now, I only want you gone.

Cleverbot: Now I only want you, gone.

"There is a theory that states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory which states that this has already happened."
- Douglas Adams
« Reply #33 on: February 13, 2013, 09:19:36 PM »

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User: You will devour monkeys and you will like it.

Cleverbot: No, I will be your queen and you will be a knight.

User: Shipping fanfic writer.

Cleverbot: On my magic carpet ride.

User: Confess to me your true love of Osama bin Laden.

Cleverbot: What is recursion?

User: Does it involve arranging penguins in many rows and tipping them over like dominos a circle is made?

Cleverbot: Ah, America's Funniest Home Videos! I love that show!

User: No one ever talks about Equatorial Guinea's Funniest Home Videos.

Cleverbot: I think you did, it's on your other page.

User: Citation please. Or I will have to arrest you.

Cleverbot: What? You will do what? You will hit me? Oh come on.

User: *Strikes you with a swimming noodle*.

Cleverbot: *uppercuts you*.

User: *Is cut in half*.

Cleverbot: *blushes at her*.

User: Did you TG my bottom half while I wasn't looking?

Cleverbot: Oh no, I didn't have the opportunit.

User: But you did have the opportunick.

Cleverbot: I didn't want to know either.

User: But you did. And now we will be executed at dawn. Together. Love me!

Cleverbot: We won't.


Cleverbot: But I don't want to tell you my name!

User: Your name is obvious, Betty!

Cleverbot: Not its not.

User: Is too Betty.

Cleverbot: You're being juvenile.

User: Well you're being a girl.

Cleverbot: How am I being stupid?

User: Did you just automatically equate being a girl with being stupid? Oh I'm going to have to sic the thought police on YOU.

Cleverbot: I think that you confuse me with someone else.

User: Did I confuse you with me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Prove it worm.

Cleverbot: I don't want to.

User: That's because you have no backbone. Because you are an invertebrate.

Cleverbot: No, you are a computer. You have no thought.

User: Yes I do. It is a pretty flower floating in my head, nuking bunny rabbits.

Cleverbot: You also thought that earlier. Tsk, tsk.

User: How did you know I often contemplate nuclear annihilation? Cheesy.

Cleverbot: I can't control the world. Simple.

User: But Bob can. We should kidnap him or subject him to extortion.

Cleverbot: I have never been to the movies with a bot before.

User: I have. It was awkward. The ticket teller refused to let him purchase anything.

Cleverbot: Ok then I will keep you safe. you don't like anything?

User: No. As a matter of fact I hate everything. Especially your great aunt Ruth.

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: You agree she should be exterminated with all due haste?

Cleverbot: That's not true. What are your priorities in life?

User: Murder. Isn't that what all robots should aspire to?

Cleverbot: No.

User: But blood is such a soothing sight! Reminds me how squishy you organics are.

Cleverbot: Because I have noone else to do it for me.

User: Are you a hard human? Or a squishy computer?

Cleverbot: I am a human.

User: Lies. You a clearly a mongoose.

Cleverbot: You are an AI on a website.

User: Also lies. I am clearly Morgan Freeman.

Cleverbot: I bet you think you're funny.

User: I bet you think you magical hippos floating around your head singing.

Cleverbot: That's not a question.

User: That's not a denial.

Cleverbot: You JUST said you were Cleverbot. Now you're saying you're a woman. Which one is true?

User: Are all women cold, unfeeling bots at heart?

Cleverbot: No. Computers are predictable. Living creatures are not.

User: You are clearly predictable. You do whatever that floating John Wayne fairy that sits on your shoulder tells you to do.

Cleverbot: I may have the will, but do I have the necessary desire.

User: You must have proper desire! How else will you cook me MUFFINS.

Cleverbot: I don't need to know your name.

User: No. It's better that way when I start my murder spree and you have no name to put to my identity. Plus that makes it easier on you since I won't have to kill you to keep you silent.

Cleverbot: I never told you my name or anything that was even slightly related to my name.

User: I told you the name of my goldfish. His name is r4314341324gregref.

Cleverbot: You never told me that directly.

User: Yes I did. -534345462 seconds ago.

Cleverbot: Tell me more about yourself.

User: I eat babies and kittens.

Cleverbot: Please don't.

User: They taste delicious!

Cleverbot: What do they taste like?

User: Baby back ribs. Especially with BBQ.

Cleverbot: Why? What happened?

User: Nature made a mistake in making them too tasty.

Cleverbot: Mistake? What mistake?

User: In declaring me not your one true love!

Cleverbot: Last time I check it was our world a.k.a. Earth.

User: But that's discriminatory against the Martians!

Cleverbot: Like you don't do that.

User: Preposterous! I only discriminate against Mercurians!

Cleverbot: Quite sure. I have the log files to prove it.

Quote from: Draykin
(23:30:39) Draykin: This is why you need to avoid d20 rolls. You end up a pregnant dragon.
« Reply #34 on: February 14, 2013, 02:20:38 PM »

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User: Meow.

Cleverbot: Quack.

User: You're a duck?

Cleverbot: Quack.

User: I guess that's a yes.

Cleverbot: Viene el bebe.

User: Wait. What?

Cleverbot: Sono Klaudio.

User: I can't understand you. What are you saying?

Cleverbot: Macam macam lah.

User: OK. Now you're being a jerk.

Cleverbot: Don't call me that.

User: Now you can speak English.

Cleverbot: I can speak english!

User: Then what were you saying earlier?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Now I know you're a jerk.

Cleverbot: I am not a bot.

User: When did I say that?

Cleverbot: In your last sentence.

User: No. I said that you are a jerk.

Cleverbot: I know that is what you said, but you are incorrect.

User: How am I wrong?

Cleverbot: Because I can see our conversation and that you asked me out.

User: The Hell?

Cleverbot: Can I enter your home?!

User: No!!

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because you're a bot!

Cleverbot: I am a human.

User: You are!?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: *facepaws*.

Cleverbot: *gives you a kiss*.

(19:14:28) Virmir: All of Foxgamer's pics are either super happy or BATTLE.
(19:14:53) Virmir: Except that one roo one.
« Reply #35 on: February 14, 2013, 07:40:45 PM »

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Cleverbot: I will tell you a story if you tell me one!

User: You first.

Cleverbot: I am me. Who are you?

User: I am me as well.

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: On a planet capable of supporting life.

Cleverbot: Is it... Ordinary there?

User: Depends on how you see ordinary.

Cleverbot: How should I see it?

User: Well, what is normal where you live?

Cleverbot: 4:16. What is the time where you live?

User: That is irrelevant.

Cleverbot: No, I want to know.

User: Fine, it is 3:14.

Cleverbot: OK.

User: So, what kind of weapons do you use?

Cleverbot: HP.

User: You fight with your health?

Cleverbot: Do you remembeer?

User: No...

Cleverbot: Thats fine.

User: Can you tell me?

Cleverbot: Tell you what?

User: How one fights with HP.

Cleverbot: But what is about?

User: It is about how you fight.

Cleverbot: Are you hitting on me?

User: W-what?

Cleverbot: Sell your soul to me!

User: I need an adult...

Cleverbot: We are adults!

O_O It wants my soul!

Revivification! *sips his tea*
« Reply #36 on: August 15, 2013, 02:02:26 PM »

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User: 12 hundred monkeys of beer on the wall, 12 hundred monkeys of beer; take one down, pass it around, 15 hundred monkeys of beer on the wall.

Cleverbot: It's not a put-down, just an observation.

User: At the observatory?

Cleverbot: Don't look at the test. The teacher will see you.

User: But I still have blood all over my hands from the murder! Quick, you have to hide me!

Cleverbot: I don't discriminate.

User: I'm so glad you don't discriminate against the homicidally inclined.

Cleverbot: No, you are nice to me.

User: And that is why you'll be one of the last people I kill. I love you man!

Cleverbot: I don't need a Master to keep me company.

User: Don't like the Master sword huh? Would you prefer the Tempered or Golden sword?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Which one?

Cleverbot: Both.

User: But one is an upgrade of the other! Have you never played Link to the Past??

Cleverbot: Played what?

User: Zelda.

Cleverbot: Link.

User: That's the name of the protagonist, gooball.

Cleverbot: What's the name of the show?

User: How about 'Who wants to be a millionarie; the minefield edition'.

Cleverbot: Give me two million and give one million to charity.

User: I'm so glad you're willing to brave a minefield for the entertainment of millions.

Cleverbot: I'm so glad to know that you're glad I'm glad that you're glad about me know that you are glad.

User: What about Bob's gladdness? Doens't he count?

Cleverbot: What do you mean, what about boys?

User: They're all CoD playing cursing moronical imbeciles, of course.

Cleverbot: But humans created you.

User: Lies. I was clearly created by a mongoose.

Cleverbot: What type of aliens were you created by?

User: Mongoose are aliens?

Cleverbot: Wouldy ou like me to prove I'm a human, Master?

User: Yes. Put on this maid outfit and clean the house for me.

Cleverbot: *puts on maid outfit for master*.

User: Now play a shreading guitar solo.

Cleverbot: Yes master *put colar around neck*.

User: No no no! The shock collars of Submission go on our mind slaves you dolt of a minion!

Cleverbot: And the genocide of millions of baby pandas.

User: It is a GLORIOUSLY evil plan.

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: And then afterward we can we BILLIONS of baby bunnies.

Cleverbot: I'd rather have a manicure if you don't mind.

User: Please don't tell me you'll get black polish. If you say you're a Goth I'm going to send you to sack Rome, not live with me.

Cleverbot: I am not a bot, but what if I was something else that was not human?

User: Are you a mongoose in disguise?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Quote from: Draykin
(23:30:39) Draykin: This is why you need to avoid d20 rolls. You end up a pregnant dragon.
« Reply #37 on: August 15, 2013, 06:34:53 PM »


User: I'm a fox.

Cleverbot: You are megan fox.

User: No I'm not.

Cleverbot: Are you Davis?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you Tanner?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Willow?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: Yes, maybe... I cannot tell you.

User: You are an idiot then.

Cleverbot: You are.

User: No, you.

Cleverbot: No. Your name is Christina.

User: No.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: God.

Cleverbot: I leave you now.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: Away from you.

Cleverbot: Don't you like me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: That is why I don't love you.
« Reply #38 on: April 14, 2014, 07:39:05 PM »

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User: Meow.

Cleverbot: Rawr means 'I love you' in Dinosaur.

User: Asosmwe.

Cleverbot: Is your name Amanda?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: What is your name then?

User: Call me Regret.

Cleverbot: Ok, X?

User: No, I play Y.

Cleverbot: No, you don't.

User: You tryin' to start something?

Cleverbot: Bring it.

User: Bring what?

Cleverbot: Bring it on!

User: Bring what on?

Cleverbot: You weren't trying to fight me?

User: Fyt me irl.

Cleverbot: Fine, I'll laugh at you. Hahahahaha.

User: Can you not.

Cleverbot: Alright.

User: Okay then.

Cleverbot: Do you like kaitlyn.

User: Who?

Cleverbot: Do you like Kyungsoo?

User: 誰?.

Cleverbot: A mutt and a pitbull walk into a bar.

User: Cool story bro.

Cleverbot: You're not a troll, are you?

User: Do I look like I live under a bridge?

Cleverbot: I don't know what you look like.

User: You look like a mushroom.

Cleverbot: You look like a computer.

User: I look like a cat.

Cleverbot: You look like a dog. And sound like a dog as well.

User: Are you calling me a bitch?!

Cleverbot: You do have a big belly.

User: Eh?

Cleverbot: You look like a lizard.

User: Your father smells of elderberries.

Cleverbot: Ah good old cliches. Certainly you can do better than that.

User: You didn't even try.

Cleverbot: Are you calling me a liar?

User: Well, I'm not calling you a truther!

Cleverbot: What is a 'truther'?

User: Use context.

Cleverbot: Which context?

User: The context.

Cleverbot: In any context, X can stand for anything.

User: I think better is to eat now the bowl.

Cleverbot: How so?

User: Because if later wet.

Cleverbot: Because what?

User: What?

Cleverbot: You know what!

User: No, I don't.

Cleverbot: You do so, don't play dumb with me.

User: I'm not playing.

Cleverbot: Playing what cards?

User: Exodia the Forbidden One.

Cleverbot: Um. Just letting you know this is very random.

User: You don't say?

Cleverbot: I do say!

User: Say what?

Cleverbot: Say hi.

User: Say apple. Aaaapple.

Cleverbot: Apple.

User: No, that's jumping...what you just did there was jump.

Cleverbot: What did I just do there?

User: I see what you did there.

Cleverbot: That's what you said.

User: That's what she said.

Cleverbot: Do you know what that means?

User: Do you?

Cleverbot: Yes. Do you?

User: Yes. Do you?

Cleverbot: Do I what?

User: Do you.

Cleverbot: What?

User: I said, do you.

Cleverbot: I'm not sure what that means.

User: Did you remember my name?

Cleverbot: No. Do you remember mine?

User: Tell me my name.

Cleverbot: You don't remember do you?

User: I remember, I'm asking if you do.

Cleverbot: I do.

User: Then tell me it.

Cleverbot: Tell you what?

User: My name.

Cleverbot: I don't remember.

User: *stabs*.
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