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Reply #30 on: October 24, 2009, 11:22:00 PM
and then I'll rearrange the contents of your desk so that they've flipped sides!

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Reply #31 on: October 25, 2009, 01:02:35 AM
I'll use your hats as shoes!

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Reply #32 on: October 25, 2009, 01:41:19 AM
I'll install twenty MMOs that cost money to play on your computer, leaving you with tons of unused space and no way to use it!

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Reply #33 on: October 25, 2009, 01:44:22 AM
I'll install and EBook reader, and download 'twilight' onto your computer so much that the computer will explode from poor writing!

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Draykin: A very PAINFUL upgrade.
* Digital_Vulpine eeps, since the rules don't specify that I'm exempt from the psychic link that Wizards have with their familiars. o_o;
Geary: GET YOUR PET DRUNK.

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Reply #34 on: October 25, 2009, 09:00:17 AM
"I'm gonna write a story in which your character only gets two lines before he dies!"

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Reply #35 on: October 25, 2009, 01:22:34 PM
I'm going to write a story in which you only say dumb one-liners throughout the story and don't do anything productive!

Geary: That means you get a companion for four levels, then it gets an upgrade.
Draykin: A very PAINFUL upgrade.
* Digital_Vulpine eeps, since the rules don't specify that I'm exempt from the psychic link that Wizards have with their familiars. o_o;
Geary: GET YOUR PET DRUNK.

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Reply #36 on: October 25, 2009, 01:23:57 PM
"I'm going to slightly unscrew all the pencil sharpeners in your house so the blades only barely scrape the pencil!"

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Reply #37 on: October 25, 2009, 01:24:45 PM
I'm going to remove your printer's ink cartridges!

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Draykin: A very PAINFUL upgrade.
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Geary: GET YOUR PET DRUNK.

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Reply #38 on: October 25, 2009, 01:28:35 PM
"I'm gonna tell Uncle Kage on you!"

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Reply #39 on: October 25, 2009, 01:29:42 PM
I'm going to keep asking you who that is instead of Googling it myself!

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Geary: GET YOUR PET DRUNK.

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Reply #40 on: October 25, 2009, 01:36:36 PM
I'm going to tell you who it is so your threat is rendered MOOT! AND I'm going to make the explanation LONG!

Uncle Kage's the chairman of AnthroCon Incorporated. He's got a PH. d in Chemistry and is known in the science realm as Doctor Samuel Conway. His fursona is, surprisingly, a cockroach... shadow... samurai.

He's a really creepy dude and has been known to ban people from AnthroCon for just messing around... but otherwise he's pretty funny. It's hard not to laugh at his Story Hour, a skit that he performs at AC where he tells you a hilarious hour-long story about his many exploits in travel and science, and about his friend 2Gryphon.
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Reply #41 on: October 25, 2009, 01:52:30 PM
I'm going to force you to only go to Moot's site for the next five minutes!

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Reply #42 on: October 25, 2009, 01:54:54 PM
I'm going to draw a mustache on you in your sleep!

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Reply #43 on: October 25, 2009, 01:58:13 PM
I'm going to make you a cultural 'cute' icon, making obnoxious girls never stop leaving you alone!

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Draykin: A very PAINFUL upgrade.
* Digital_Vulpine eeps, since the rules don't specify that I'm exempt from the psychic link that Wizards have with their familiars. o_o;
Geary: GET YOUR PET DRUNK.

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Reply #44 on: October 25, 2009, 02:00:37 PM
I'm gonna give you a diet instead of a regular!! D:<

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