Okay, Virmir... you keep denying it, but here we have proof that you're evil. How could you kill a chocobo?!
Tyla: Ty Ty ty Ty Ty Ty
Tyla: we need more tys
Selden: No, no, no. Then we'd need a tybreaker.
* Tvorsk snickers!
Tyla: ...
Tyla: that was...
Tvorsk: Tyla, the word you're looking for is "beautiful".
Virmir: I need to hire Selden as an editor.