Hi guys. Player behind the ferret here. I’ve decided that it is time to introduce people to the order counterpart to my little chaos muse ferret. I’m not going to edit his description into my chat bio, so I’m creating a reference thread to link to when he shows up. Hopefully Random Insanity is the correct place to do this. I’ll be ‘logging’ the involved chats and recording it here for prosperity, but it isn’t the type of roleplay intended for the Roleplay forum and certainly isn’t for Writing.
Name: Ryan Galen
Gender: Male
Species: House Cat
Age: Appears mid twenties.
Build: Height approximate for a tall humanoid of the local setting. Fur mostly white with the exception of one black ear and a cameral tipped tail; this technically makes him a calico. Hair is of a distinctively longer length then fur but still short by human standards; blonde. Eyes are emerald green. Muscular is athletically firm.
Attire: Black. To be exact a multi layer black: unbuttoned shirt with a black t-shirt underneath, black shorts, black sneakers, black armbands and anklebands, and a black collar. Underneath the right armband is a hint of something silver.
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And there is the log for propriety, edited in to avoid double posting.
Not sure if this will ever happen again. Ryan is a much more... grounded individual than Raf.
(22:58:06) VirBot: Raf_Cian enters the channel.
(23:00:16) * Raf_Cian starts throwing props all about the place. Sandy beach, check. Lapping ocean, check. Few trees, check. Forest backdrop in the distance and we're good to go.
(23:00:48) VirBot: Kenku enters the channel.
(23:01:05) * Kenku appears.
(23:01:31) * Raf_Cian puts down a directors chair and sits down.
(23:02:00) Raf_Cian: Right... should I go back and grab someone else or just get started?
(23:02:13) VirBot: Evilhumour enters the channel.
(23:02:28) * Evilhumour blinks
(23:02:41) Raf_Cian: Ok. Good to go. And ACTION!
(23:02:55) * Raf_Cian fades from view.
(23:02:56) * Evilhumour sits on the ceiling
(23:03:11) VirBot: Raf_Cian is now known as (Ryan_Galen).
(23:04:33) * Evilhumour looks at Kenku
(23:04:43) Evilhumour: Any clue on what's happening here?
(23:05:05) * Kenku shakes his head. "No clue, it seems the designer of the place just dissapeared" (23:05:06) (Ryan_Galen): *There is a momentary crack of thunder from up in the clear blue sky. Normally that would be odd enough but it is immediately followed by a growing shadow on the ground. Impact in three.. two... one...*
(23:05:37) * Kenku tries to lead away from the shadow.
(23:05:54) * Evilhumour walks away and watches with Kenku
(23:06:08) * (Ryan_Galen) slams down into the ground. He's not that big of a cat so avoiding him shouldn't be that difficult.
(23:06:18) (Ryan_Galen): [crimsonflagcomic.com]
(23:07:45) VirBot: Trask enters the channel.
(23:08:00) * Kenku looks a little confuzzled, but shakes it off. "Ummm...hello there"(23:08:18) * Evilhumour blinks and flies down
(23:08:20) * Trask waves.
(23:08:38) * Evilhumour waves back and otternaps Selden
(23:08:45) *
(Ryan_Galen) picks his face off the ground and looks up.
(23:09:12) (Ryan_Galen): Right... well at least things are normal around here.
(23:09:41) * Evilhumour opens his quadra-hinged mouth to pick at some meat stuck between his teeth
(23:09:41) * (Ryan_Galen) glances at the landing Evil. "...still normal." Picks himself up the rest of the way.
(23:09:47) Trask: Anyone need a plushie?
(23:09:48) Trask:
(23:10:01)
(23:10:19) Kenku: Normal?(23:10:23)
(23:12:09) (Ryan_Galen): Yeah. Normal. No mobs with pitchforks chasing after the upright walking talking feline monstrosity. Always a good sign.
(23:12:24) Kenku: "Ah, so your not from this world?"
(23:13:36) * (Ryan_Galen) points up in the sky a good forty feet. A small spherical portal can be seen hanging in mid air.
(23:14:27) * Kenku nods "I see. Well you shouldn't have to fear that here, this world is very diverse, although truth be told there is more than one you here."
(23:15:11) * Evilhumour got knocked out
(23:15:28) Evilhumour: What happened after I opened mouth,
(23:15:38) Evilhumour: My laptop froze
(23:16:37) (Ryan_Galen): More than one me? Do you mean you've seen another me walking around your... town? Castle? Keep?
(23:17:50) (Ryan_Galen): (whispers to Evilhumour) ((I made a comment of how that mouth was still normal and pointed out the spherical portal forty feet in the air to Kenku.))
(23:18:05) Evilhumour: (whispers) Ah
(23:18:06) Kenku: "Well to me more exact, people in this world can become what they imagine they wish to be" Kenku says before looking over to Evil. "Not much, although he did say hes not from this world."
(23:18:28) Evilhumour: Moi, Kenku?
(23:18:38) Evilhumour: That is true to an extent.
(23:19:03) Evilhumour: Then again, I do dabble heavily in essence of pure magic
(23:19:55) (Ryan_Galen): ...an entire reality filled with shapshifters... of sorts. That's... certainly different.
(23:20:08) Evilhumour: Indeed(23:20:11) Kenku: "Not exactly."
(23:20:23) Evilhumour: True Kenku
(23:20:46) Evilhumour: Plus, there is the whole deal with abnormal exterminates we have
(23:21:20) Kenku: "Yea, and in this case, Shapeshifting in most cases is learned, not innately known."
(23:21:31) Evilhumour: RIght, right.
(23:22:06) (Ryan_Galen): Right... well still just as normal as home then.
(23:22:35) * Evilhumour nods and pets his sentient tail
(23:23:28) Kenku: "Such skills were prevelent as well?"
(23:23:37) * (Ryan_Galen) jumps up and down as if testing the gravity or something. Proceeds to taste the salt water, check the grass, and stare out into space.
(23:25:08) (Ryan_Galen): You'd be surprised. The city is our world's largest open air insane asylum. At least that's what the tourist board advertises it as. Speaking of which do you guys have something like that or is it all dukes and kings back in town?
(23:25:40) Evilhumour: No no, this we have a single ruler, if you can call Virmir that
(23:26:32) Evilhumour: But some of us claimed titles with no real effect
(23:26:53) Kenku: "Locally yes, the world has democratic overbranching, but power does rule at the local level, especially since local can be its own little universe, like her.e"
(23:27:12) * Evilhumour nods
(23:27:20) (Ryan_Galen): Right... and currency?
(23:27:50) Evilhumour: It is widely divided among the globe, but we base it on the leading counry
(23:28:41) Kenku: "depends where you are, and in the little places like here, bartering is more likely."
(23:29:02) Evilhumour: Indeed, my feline friend
(23:29:14) * (Ryan_Galen) nods. Walks around a bit more checking stuff out. Stops and kicks the sand.
(23:29:46) * Evilhumour flies to the ceiling and walks around before coming back down'
(23:29:55) Evilhumour: Felt good to stretch my wings again
(23:30:02) (Ryan_Galen): This is really turning out to be too good to be true. Particularly on only the fortieth try.
(23:30:41) Kenku: "40th try?"
(23:32:53) (Ryan_Galen): One of my friends is in need of a vacation. I suggested that the only way to get him to take one would be to strand him on some tropical remote local in another dimension and leave him there until his friends with the means to take him back decided he's had enough sunshine to last him till next summer.
(23:33:08) * (Ryan_Galen) looks up and down the beach.
(23:33:31) Evilhumour: Ah
(23:34:45) (Ryan_Galen): I admit that this place isn't exactly tropical, but given that the dimensional search spell already had to sort through basic survivability I'm surprised I didn't land in the arctic... for the third time.
(23:36:11) Kenku: "Well this is an excellent place if you can stand the insanity of the main hall"
(23:36:25) Evilhumour: That is true
(23:37:05) Kenku: (Im gonna jet actually)
(23:37:15) (Ryan_Galen): ...and by insanity we're talking?
(23:37:24) (Ryan_Galen): ((Take care.))
(23:37:48) Evilhumour: See ya Kenku
(23:37:59) Kenku: "Mostly odd changes, sabatoging of other peoples stuff, random hugging. I have to leave although, Evil should be able to clue you in."
(23:38:02) Evilhumour: People turning into plushys
(23:38:27) * Evilhumour is watching a video while sitting on the ceiling without any effect of gravity(23:38:33) Trask: Sounds like domain.
(23:38:34) Trask:
(23:38:40) Evilhumour: People turing into pooltoys
(23:38:47) * (Ryan_Galen) blinks.
(23:39:02) Trask: Hmm... could be mine too.
(23:39:05) Trask: Hehe.
(23:40:04) Evilhumour: STuff like that Ryan
(23:40:48) (Ryan_Galen): So when you where talking about all the transformation before... you basically mean people running around and turning each other into poolside furniture?
(23:41:33) Evilhumour: Indeed
(23:41:47) Evilhumour: The fox next to you is a major actor of it
(23:42:27) * (Ryan_Galen) glances at Trask. It's to his credit that he doesn't edge away.
(23:42:55) * Trask looks back and smiles, waving in a friendly way.
(23:42:58) Trask:
(23:43:03) VirBot: Kenku has been logged out (Timeout).
(23:43:32) (Ryan_Galen): Right... well as nostalgic as people are for the days of Garth Carver and his Random Effects Ray, I think that ultimately would be a strike against your potential as a tourist hotspot.
(23:43:45) Evilhumour: I, however, am also a major contributor of the transformations here with muffins I make
(23:44:20) Evilhumour: No no no, it is done with complete innocence and kindness
(23:45:05) (Ryan_Galen): Transformation without asking permission is with complete innocence and kindness?
(23:45:47) Trask: I do innocence and kindness.
(23:45:47) Evilhumour: It is done with permission usually, but Trask is known as a very friendly fox who would never harm a soul
(23:45:48) Trask:
(23:45:54) * Trask nods!
(23:47:08) (Ryan_Galen): Right... I guess this might require further investigation before I completely approve or write off the venue. Where is this great hall you spoke of?
(23:47:50) Evilhumour: It is where the local population inhabits
(23:50:18) (Ryan_Galen): What I mean is could you point it out to me so I could investigate it... assuming you think it wise.
(23:50:30) * Evilhumour points to the right
(23:50:59) * (Ryan_Galen) walks right then.
(23:51:15) VirBot: (Ryan_Galen) enters the channel.
(23:51:41) LurkingWolf: how much of a buffer do you have?
(23:52:02) Virmir: 5 pages.
(23:52:03) VirBot: Evilhumour enters the channel.
(23:58:11) * (Ryan_Galen) looks about the Great Hall. Certainly seems a lot calmer than advertised.
(23:58:12) * Evilhumour is done with his video
(23:59:16) Virmir: We never advertised uncalmness.
(23:59:32) * Draykin sets a lamp, a couch, a tv, a cieling fan, and Virmir on fire while frozen.
(23:59:47) Virmir: Gaah!!
(00:00:19) Evilhumour: Not the couch!
(00:00:27) * Evilhumour cries at the lost of the couch!
(00:00:38) * (Ryan_Galen) blinks briefly before producing and using a fire extinguisher. On the fox in a cape of course.
(00:03:53) VirBot: Trask enters the channel.
(00:04:39) Evilhumour: Oh that is not needed
(00:04:46) Evilhumour: He regenerates quickly
(00:05:08) (Ryan_Galen): ...so people just light him on fire because they feel like it?
(00:05:23) (Feral_Fox): Back.
(00:05:56) Evilhumour: In a way, yes
(00:06:04) (Feral_Fox): =3
(00:06:12) * Trask sets Virmir on water.
(00:06:19) (Feral_Fox): o.|.o(
00:06:20) Evilhumour: He regenerates quickly and does not really mind most actions towards him
(00:06:29) Evilhumour: Observe
(00:06:38) * Evilhumour flattens Virmir with a rolling pin
(00:06:38) (Ryan_Galen): ..but it doesn't keep it from being barbaric!
(00:08:28) (Feral_Fox): [personal detail redacted from log]
(00:08:57) Evilhumour: That sucks Feral Fox
(00:09:02) * Evilhumour pets the feral animal
(00:09:13) * (Feral_Fox) murrs* Thanks.
(00:09:29) * Trask hugs (Feral_Fox).
(00:09:41) * (Feral_Fox) hugs Trask back*
(00:09:50) * (Ryan_Galen) blinks at what appear to be a talking but otherwise feral animal. Sits down for a moment.
(00:09:50) * Trask squeaks and tailwags.
(00:09:50) Trask:
(00:10:10) * (Feral_Fox) glomps and noms Trask tail* ^.|.^
(00:11:46) Evilhumour: There there Ryan, it gets easier
(00:12:56) (Ryan_Galen): You're acting like I'm going to be stuck here for awhile. All a need is a ladder to get back home... a really tall ladder.
(00:13:03) * (Feral_Fox) looks at a potion* o.|.o
(00:13:09) * Evilhumour 's tail hugs (Ryan_Galen) on it's own
(00:16:08) * (Ryan_Galen) doesn't take getting tail hugged as evidence that a limb is independently sentient. He does look uncomfortable at the physical contact.
(00:16:50) * (Feral_Fox) offers the potion to Evilhumour*
(00:17:19) * Evilhumour 's tail perks up on it's own, reaches backwards and pulls out a muffin while the wolf clicks through his windows, not paying attention to Ryan
(00:17:34) Evilhumour: Thank you Fox, but no thank you
(00:17:42) (Feral_Fox): OK. =3
(00:18:56) (Ryan_Galen): pose heard Evil state his tendencies towards morphing people with muffins. Given the tail is Evil's he declines the muffin in question.
(00:19:28) * (Feral_Fox) then decided to drinks the potion* =3
(00:19:31) * Evilhumour blinks(00:19:39) * Evilhumour turns and looks at his tail
(00:19:44) (Ryan_Galen): ((*headdesk* Almost appropriate I'd mix up some MUCK command with Ryan here.))
(00:20:18) Virmir: Off to bed. Catch you folks later.
(00:20:27) (Feral_Fox): See ya Virmir.
(00:20:33) Nik_Clarkson: Night Virmir!
(00:20:40) Evilhumour: Night Virmir(00:21:01) Radioactive_Toast: Night Virmir!
(00:21:11) Virmir: Good night.
(00:21:14) VirBot: Virmir logs out of the Chat.
(00:21:16) * (Feral_Fox) belly started to grow, being filled with chocolate* X3
(00:21:48) VirBot: Evilhumour is now known as (Evil_Gaming).
(00:22:25) * Trask 's tail squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeaks! again.
(00:22:30) * Trask hugs (Feral_Fox)!
(00:22:39) Trask: Hehe, that felt kind of nice.
(00:22:40) Trask:
(00:22:58) * (Feral_Fox) murrs as my belly continues to grow* That's good. ^.|.^
(00:24:27) VirBot: Raf_Cian logs into the Chat.
(00:25:14) * (Feral_Fox) belly expands far beyond my legs* X3
(00:25:19) Radioactive_Toast: Boo
(00:25:44) Raf_Cian: ((*blinks at the disconnect* *reads scrollsback*))
(00:26:52) * (Feral_Fox) lays on my back as my belly grows even huger*
(00:27:27) * Raf_Cian glances at the expanding fox.
(00:27:35) Raf_Cian: Shouldn't someone do something about that?
(00:28:18) * (Feral_Fox) belly stops growing when it's ten times my body size*
(00:29:18) (Evil_Gaming): No no, he's got it
(00:29:57) * (Feral_Fox) body changes into chocolate as I started to melt*
(00:30:04) VirBot: Raf_Cian is now known as (Ryan_Galen).
(00:31:17) (Ryan_Galen): ...right. Guess this would be a good enough time to write this world off. See you... possibly never again.
(00:31:33) (Evil_Gaming): Night Ryan
(00:31:39) * (Ryan_Galen) dashes out of the Great Hall.
(00:31:55) VirBot: (Ryan_Galen) is now known as Raf_Cian.
(00:32:13) * (Feral_Fox) body became chocolate as it hardens*
(00:34:30) Raf_Cian: Right. And that's a wrap. Thanks for participating everyone.
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