A Virmish christmas

[kylr23]

Twas the night befor christmas, and all through out the tower, Not a creature was stirring, not even a Blasted mouse;
There where no stalkings hung up, not even a single decoration was in sight.
On the door of the only tower hung a sign that said Keep out.
Virmir were nestled all snug in his bed,
While visions of sugar plums danced in his head. Well In the dream he was blasting them to oblivion and beyond.
For you see Virmir doesn't do Christmas.  All through out the tower he set traps in a attempt to keep ol saint nick out of his place.
He woke with a start, With a sound of screaming, Virmir walks to the sound to find the jolly old santa looking quite unplease. With a snap of a finger His robot took ol saint nick and sent him flying out the window. For you see. When Virmir says keep out, He means keep out.

Keep your blasted winter holidays away!

[Virmir]

Santa invasions are always a concern.

[PinkPrincessDestiny]

Virmir the grumpy Reindeer~
was a Very big Grump!
and if you ever saw him, you would even say
"Yep he's a grump!"
 All of the other reindeer,
 use run and stay away,
They never let grumpy Virmir,
join in any reindeer games!
then one foggy christmas eve, santa came to say
 "Virmir with your grump so bright, wont guild my Sleigh tonight"
 then how the Reindeer loved him,
as they shouted out in Fear,
Virmir the Grumpy Reindeer
you'll go down in History!

[PinkPrincessDestiny]

O Virmas tree, o Virmas tree
How Grumpy are thy now this Night?
O Virmas tree, o Virmas tree
How much anger do thy hold?
Your boughs so Grey in Torments Hold
Stay Steaming Grey in wintertime
O Virenbaum, o Virmas tree
How Grumpy are thy Now this night
Let us all remember
In our gift giving and His Torment
With our Puns and Magic and Merriment
The real and true meaning of Virmas
The Mading of Poor Virmir
O Virenbaum, o Virenbaum
How Grumpy are thy Now this night?
O Virenbaum, o Virenbaum
How much anger do thy hold?
The pillars all please faithfully
Our trust in Puns unchangedly
O Virenbaum, o Virenbaum
How Grumpy are thy now this night?
On Pontos, on Hotcakes, on Kylr and Keldor
Ha ha ha ha

[PinkPrincessDestiny]

Grumpy Vir, Grumpy Vir, Grumpy all the Way~
Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one Grump open sleigh~ HEY!

Dashing through the snow
On a one Grump open sleigh
O'er the fields we go
Mouning all the way
Bells on Virmir ring
Making spirits Fear
What fun it is to ride and sing
A Virish song tonight! OHHHH


 Grumpy Vir, Grumpy Vir, Grumpy all the Way~
Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one Grump open sleigh~
Grumpy Vir, Grumpy Vir, Grumpy all the Way~
Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one Grump open sleigh~

[PinkPrincessDestiny]

I'm Thinking of a A Grey Fox
Just like the one We all do know
Whose Torture give us all a laugh
To hear hear him yell "Oh good trees!"

I'm Thinking of a Grey Fox
Whose' all to familar to this shtick
May your days be Blazing hot
And may all your Virmases be Grump fill lots

I'm Thinking of a A Grey Fox
Just like the one We all do know
Where the Fires glisten and Virmir missin
To hear hear him yell "oh Good Trees!"

I'm Thiking of a Grey Fox
With every Virmas Song I type
May your days be Grumpy and grim
And may all your Virmases be Grump filled lots

[PinkPrincessDestiny]

Hark how The Grump
angry grey grump

All seem to say,
Throw those away

Virmas is here,
Bringing bad cheer,

To young and old,
Grump and the bold

Ding dong ding dong
That is his song

With Grumpy ring
All set ablaze

One seems to hear
Words of bad cheer

From everywhere
Flames in the air.

Oh how they pound,
Raising the sound,

O'er hill and dale,
Telling this tale.

Angry they ring
While people Sing

Songs of Vir Gleem
virmas is here.

Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry Virmas
Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry Virmas.

On on they flee,
On without Glee,

[Virmir]

People randomly replacing lyrics with Virmir are always a concern.