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Hey all,

Im trying to build a list to send commissioners later on, and here are a bunch of crazy ideas Ive came up with or got from others in the chat. Tell me what you guys think.

Earlier ordered product: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1252529/

1. Fennec Fizz
2. Maine Coon Blitz
3. Tonic Wotter
4. Noodle Brew
5. Hedgehog's Best
6. Scaly Sunbasker(Leopard Gecko)
7. Fountain Dew(AR)
8. Volp!(Red Fox)
9. Tounge Twister(Anteater)
10. Dr. Quill(Procupine)
11. Glide!(Sugar Glider)
12. White Hare Cola
13. Earl Greyed Tea(Grey Fox)
14. Ugly Duck(Platypus)
15. Slitcher’s Brand Root Beer
16. Puppy Love Strawberry
17. Buzzzzzz
18. Firebreather Ginger Ale
19. Zeta Centari
20. Crocodile Cranberry
21. Labradastic
22. Jack of all Drinks
23. Hopsters(Kangaroo)
24. Falling Falcon
25. Dr. Shrink(Micro)
26. Sprout
27. Way-Up!(Macro)
28. Party Animal(Monkey)
29. Masked Bandit(Raccoon)
30. Bunstel Light(Dutch Rabbit)
31. GTP(Giant Taur Potion
32. Ratigan's Root Beer
33. Coyote Crush
34. Tyranamelon Rex
35. 100% natural Loch Ness Springwater
36. Captain Ahab's Ginger Ale
37. Chelonian Chamomile Tea
38. Lemming Lime Soda
39. Gryphon Grape
40. Reindeer Park Spring Water
41. Aurora Bearialis
42. Squeak!(Mouse)
43. Triple Cherry Trouble
44. Fruit Bat Punch
45. Bloodlust Orange(Vampire Bat)
46. Armored Up!
47. Arctic Iced Tea
48. Meerkola
49. Stoat Ale
50. Skunkist
51. Badger Berry Blend
52. Bamboo Berry(Available in Razz and Black)
53. Apple-lope
54. Apple-lousa
55. B.T. Cola(1)
56. Pearl Grey Tea
57. Vinyltini(Pool Toy)
58. Spider Cider
59. A Tall Glass of Girateness
60. Night Owl
61. Fairy Cherry Shake
62. Cheshire's Creamy Soda
63. Fruit Terrapinch(Terrapin)
64. Raptor Rush
65. The Stuffer
66. Pronghorn Pomegranite
67. Tiger Twist
68. Rhabutan Rhino
69. RO-Bana
70. Ocean's Favor(Merfolkness)
71. Xocolatl Cream Soda
72. Beep! Beep!
73. Llamonade
74. The Killer Drink(Orca)
75. Cobra-Cola
76. Missing Lynx
77. Leopopsi
78. Tropical Sunemi (Sechuran Fox Kitsune)
79. Mezzoshep
80. Jerboani
81. Hit the spot (Spotted Creature)
82. Ink Blot Berry (BW Cartoon)
83. Grizzly Mead
84. Pinony Colada
85. Porcene Punch
86. Silverback Ale
87. White Tail Float
88. Cougar Cola
89. Wallaby Wallop

Special Orders are also available

Also available, Mina's Juices:

M1. Sour Green Apple (Shrink)
M2. Sweet Red Delicious Apple (Growth)
M3. Banana (Tail Growth)
M4. Dragon Fruit/Pitaya(Multiple Limbs, does not have to be taur)
M5. Pear(WG)
M6. Pinapple(Head Fur/Hair Growth)
M7. Carrot(Eye Expansion)
M8. Strawberry(Ear Growth)
M9. Watermelon(Head Growth)
M10. Kiwi(Head Shrink)
M11. Plum(Tail Fatterner)
M12. Coconut(Fur Growth)
M13. Orange(Paw Growth)
M14. Rasberry (Tail Multiplyer)
M15. Sapodilla (Lip Growth)
M16. Peach (Butt Growth)
M17. Blueberry (Muscle Growth)
« Last Edit: February 14, 2020, 10:42:21 PM by William Swiftfoot »



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I think you should do something else for gray fox as 'earl gray tea' is already taken. 'Earl gray soda' maybe?

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Hmm...that is true, maybe a blend of it maybe. Earl Grey Soda sounds weird although. Will think on it.



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How about Cougar Cola? |:P

It's even phonetically similar to Coca Cola.



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How about Cougar Cola? |:P

It's even phonetically similar to Coca Cola.

Unfortunently Cougars are taken by my later to be partner Cougari's cookies(more on that later).



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Wildcat Wildeberry?
Koala Kola?
an alternate name for macro... Seven Way-Up?
Polar Surprise?
Pretty sure you could just keep going if you were inclined...

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*nods* I could and I do at times. This is a good list for the moment although since thats alot of choices for people to take from, especially when Im thinking of retiring one or two of the early ones.



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This may just be me not paying attention, but who's William anyway?

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Kenku's main OC, who gives out free TF drinks

Geary: That means you get a companion for four levels, then it gets an upgrade.
Draykin: A very PAINFUL upgrade.
* Digital_Vulpine eeps, since the rules don't specify that I'm exempt from the psychic link that Wizards have with their familiars. o_o;
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OC?

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Not sure of the direct meaning (Other Character(s) maybe?), but it's one of his characters

Geary: That means you get a companion for four levels, then it gets an upgrade.
Draykin: A very PAINFUL upgrade.
* Digital_Vulpine eeps, since the rules don't specify that I'm exempt from the psychic link that Wizards have with their familiars. o_o;
Geary: GET YOUR PET DRUNK.


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Yea, the full name of my Fursona is William "Kenku" Swiftfoot, and I do periodically use either name. Since this is a buissness, William fit better I guess.



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Great White Surf
Bluebber Whale
Tyranamelon Rex
100% natural Loch Ness Springwater
Plushienana
Pleasesaur Brew (though that's your idea Kenku, just reminding you cause it's good ]:P )
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Coyote Crush
Captain Ahab's Ginger Ale
Tuna Boat Float
Avian Assortment Blend
Chelonian Chamomile Tea
« Last Edit: April 11, 2011, 07:38:33 PM by Fen »

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Lemming Lime Soda?

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