Draykin, consider this my first official poking of you.
Evil Emperor 2Dogs does have a certain ring to it...
(Yet again, I remind you, as I am prone to doing, to do what you want to do. If an idea strikes you as something you want to do, though, don't let my constant nagging keep you from doing it.)
Hmm...Evil Emperor 2Dogs, Commander of the Bronze Legion of steampunk mechas!
It sounds cool to me, but see my above parenthetical.