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Reply #165 on: May 17, 2014, 09:48:45 pm
I'll poke repeatedly you until you become somewhat annoyed by it.

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Reply #166 on: May 19, 2014, 04:47:16 pm
Oh, yeah?! Well, I'll pluck out my stray eyelash hairs and flick them at you!

I'll wipe that supercilious smile off your diabolical dial with a systematic swipe that will horizontalize your perpendicularity.

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Reply #167 on: December 01, 2014, 06:19:02 pm
I'll necro this thread (again.) and try to force Tech to sing at you!


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Reply #168 on: May 06, 2017, 09:55:57 am
I'll sic the otters on ya and have them do otter things!!!

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Reply #169 on: September 19, 2018, 06:19:08 pm
Take your pick.

1.I will annihilate you! On JUPITER!

2. I will confiscate your rodeo powers!

Please return threats after using. Thank you and good night.

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Reply #170 on: September 21, 2018, 07:40:50 pm
I'll eat all the cookies!

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Reply #171 on: October 02, 2018, 04:46:44 pm
I'll go back in time and eat most of the cookies before you do, but I'll leave one uneaten and forbid everyone from touching it! Forever! And it will be the best one. And I'll name it after your worst enemy.

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Reply #172 on: October 17, 2018, 07:35:59 pm
I'll give you a piece of pizza with anchovies

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Reply #173 on: October 17, 2018, 08:13:36 pm
Quote from: Cecilia on October 17, 2018, 07:35:59 pm
I'll give you a piece of pizza with anchovies
These are supposed to be lame threats, not death threats!
I'll never stop calling you out for going against the rules of the thread!

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Reply #174 on: October 17, 2018, 10:29:58 pm
I will force you to divide by zero and give the answer in the ancient Egyptian standard measurement system! Written in the Norse alphabet, with every other vowel replaced by CF smileys! On a Saturday! At 4:00 AM! [:O

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Reply #175 on: October 18, 2018, 11:03:41 pm
I will remove the copy & paste keyboard shortcuts from your device, forcing you to manually right click copy and right click paste every single time!
HWAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Reply #176 on: October 19, 2018, 06:50:53 am
NOOO! You will pay for this-

I will lower your desk just enough so that your legs don't fit comfortably underneath it when you're sitting there!

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Reply #177 on: November 14, 2018, 03:45:13 pm
I won't let you draw a fox again! EVER!  {:(

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Reply #178 on: November 14, 2018, 03:49:15 pm
I will point out that you just threatened yourself and laugh at you!

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Reply #179 on: November 17, 2018, 06:16:39 am
I will threaten you!

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