[Outrage against administrators for locking the poll, explaining how they're conspiring against him, though nobody is able to read due to the abundance of spelling and grammatical errors.]
Geary: That means you get a companion for four levels, then it gets an upgrade.
Draykin: A very PAINFUL upgrade.
* Digital_Vulpine eeps, since the rules don't specify that I'm exempt from the psychic link that Wizards have with their familiars. o_o;
Geary: GET YOUR PET DRUNK.