I play golf....occasionally. I'm acceptable at it.
I also bowl occasionally. But I'm not so acceptable at it.
Used to run track....but then I learned that my legs were secretly digitgrade so my feet both got stress fractures, (okay, half true; my feet have uber-high arches, so the bones in my feet fracture easily from the stress of running,) so that was it for that. >.<.
I would LIKE to say that I "Play" a real kind of sport, but I don't have those kind of skillz. >.<