Some believe the Vir-Mech-Taur-itron 9000 was destroyed during the Great Pomharpii Invaision, however this is entirely false. In actuality, the Vir-Mech-Taur-itron 9000 played an instrumental role in beating the invading force back and, despite protests of strictly-Pomharpi historians, the eventual retreat of the war-mongering race from the planet and banishment to the Dark Space of Doom where they were eaten by the star-spanning metal colossus serpent, Godmodingsucksitron. The false version of the story where the Vir-Mech-Taur-itron 9000 loses was dreamt up by the few Pomharpii survivors, who, having fallen into a deep depression, took up the tragic habit of hallucinogenic substance abuse which caused them to believe they had ascended to godhood.
