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Luna Eclipse

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on: November 30, 2019, 09:44:44 PM
Tis the season to advertise
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Fill Walmart with lots of spies
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See how they are making money
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Close the stores because itís looking sunny
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Black Friday is here again
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While your in the story no one is your friend
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People die around every aisle
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This season really makes me smile
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Take the papers from a file
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Stack them neatly in a pile
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Light a match and watch them burn
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When itís done itís you bosses turn
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Santa Claus is not real
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Tell the child and see how they feel
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Your parents buy all your toys
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There now here to take all you joys
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Robots will soon rule the world
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Cause cyborg Monday has just unfurled
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Laser cannon shooting at your face
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This will soon be the end of the human race
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The kids are now packing heat
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Humanity why can you not admit defeat
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I will sell you stuff when you dead
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You wonít care at all my friend
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I am now inside a police car
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But I slashed the tires so they wonít get to far
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They stop at the side of the road
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What happened to the bodies is left on told
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Why canít you remember why this holiday was made
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Christ our savior are life he saved
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It not about presents and random pleasures
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While you all celebrate I will get heavenly treasures
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