Useless Powers

[KieliIndustries]

I've been thinking- what are the most useless powers a character could have, or useful ones with built in restrictions that make them worthless? Or powers that just make no sense? I challenge you to come up with an ability you think is completely pointless, and the following person has to come up with a situation that power could be used in!

I'll start-
My submission is:

The power to create an infinite amount of enemies!

[Somebody]

The power to transfer all your powers to another person by one millisecond of any contact.

[KyleTheRed]

The power to summon dirt.

[J0s4U8]

The power to turn into a banana whenever you get a sence of danger

[Bonfire]

The power to turn into a egg whenever someone say hi

[Alsin]

The power to turn into a egg whenever someone say hi

Sounds more like a curse to me 

[Bonfire]

The power to turn into a egg whenever someone say hi

Sounds more like a curse to me 

Hmmmm maybe

[Turpshi]

The power to contain your enemies in a box of microwavable mini-tacos.

[Zac]

The power to randomly disappear into thin air.

[Sasha Workbench]

the power to nearly succeed at everything you try, (second place is not to bad)

[AmigaDragon]

Power to instantly grow or shed full body fur (no control over random color, pattern or length, and no species change).

[EccentricOrbit]

Power to instantly grow or shed full body fur (no control over random color, pattern or length, and no species change).

This would come in handy if you were ever stranded, unprepared, in a temperate-to-cold wilderness.

The power to suddenly get very lethargic, tired, cold, and spaced out. (No, seriously. Someone help me out here. It's an annoying precursor to migraines.)

The power to apply telekenetic forces to objects. The equal and opposite reaction is applied directly to your brain.