Coe bends over, picks Kiba up, places him on the table, and returns to soothing Geary. "Okay, the cat's head is positioned over the pail, all you have to do is reach into his mouth and poke the dangly thingy in the back. Oh, and make sure to pull your arm out fast, because there's a small time-frame between having a saliva covered paw and a vomit covered paw."
Geary: That means you get a companion for four levels, then it gets an upgrade.
Draykin: A very PAINFUL upgrade.
* Digital_Vulpine eeps, since the rules don't specify that I'm exempt from the psychic link that Wizards have with their familiars. o_o;
Geary: GET YOUR PET DRUNK.