Geary sighed. "While you're at it, tell them that anything with milk in it will bring upon this effect, just to be safe. We should also get him something to drown the milk out of his system. Preferably fiber or large amounts of water. Either way, he'll have to go pretty badly soon."
Geary: That means you get a companion for four levels, then it gets an upgrade.
Draykin: A very PAINFUL upgrade.
* Digital_Vulpine eeps, since the rules don't specify that I'm exempt from the psychic link that Wizards have with their familiars. o_o;
Geary: GET YOUR PET DRUNK.