An Idiots Guide To Smash Bros Ultimate

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Wolf





The best way to define Wolf is that he an edgy boy with the confidence of a three year old who just learned how to walk in the meaning of that his jumps suck but his damage is good. the best thing about him is his neutral special which like Fox's is a blaster but with better reach (I think) and the fact that YOU CAN'T SPAM IT it has it upsides it does more damage and a knock back but it is slow and easy to dodge so do not main it with the confidence of the three year old that Wolf truly is. his side special is like Fox's but it does more damage and take away your jump meaning if you go to far with it near the edge you can not save yourself even if you brought all the quarters in the world but I will still happily expect the payment even if it mean for fitting the match. his up special does not go as high as Fox's but once again does more damage which is why he is like the final boss in any video game...wait he was a final boss in one? well I rest my case he also has no landing lag once using this move which make it all the more easy to play around with knowing that you have insured you death once you go over the edge his down special is the same as Fox' in about every way and it send projectiles back flying faster and doing more damage showing Lucario and Samus who truly is better at the game unless you go off the edge and if a friend sees this disown them and cut them out of your life. his final smash is the same as Fox's where you blow up the moon and and other players in a spaceship moving who knows how fast for an insta K.O you want the other player at at least  27-40% depending on the other player weight this has been an idiots guide to Wolf

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Piranha Plant




So this is it, the character you have all been waiting for,...the man...the myth...the fish plant...Piranha Plant is the simplest terms is the worlds biggest mystery like how the absolute heck did you get in smash you lame piece of garbage. Now as the plant you can bring out a spiked ball out of nowhere and blow it toward your enemies, this is a good attack it you don't want people down airing your face into the earth like some poor unsuspecting goomba in world 1-1 and it does decent damage. His side special is a poison cloud that does a good amount of damage however it can easy be dodge and escaped from like and form of poison you can just forget it is there and have yourself a good time for this leads you open to the other players attacks. His up special is like King K R's but easier to move around so when you get over the edge you can easily get back to solid ground. His down special charges him up for a launch that can launch half across or really far off stage to you death like an idiot who thinks plastic wigs can prevent fall damage. His final smash makes him cry to his daddy to beat up all the fools how bullied you in high school and then when daddy is done don't forget to desiccate their corpses this hsa been an idiots guide to Piranha Plant.

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Bowser


In video games you alway have the heavy hitter may they have sword or just have bare fists I am talking about the main heavy hitter the biggest baddy in video game history even though he has been doing the same thing for years I am talking about Bowser the king himself, He is one of the slowest character in the game though so don’t expect him to dodge bullets like some ice skater. For his netral special he breath fire so you can roast any annoying player like some sport player in the NFL to the other teams coach this only last for a little while and is hard to block and dodge. His side special allows him to commit seppuku like some religious guy inviting you to church but instead of him asking you he hugs you tightly to disable you from walking away you can go off the edge with this move but a fair warning as it kills you first and not the person you grab but normal you just jump up with a player and body slam all their bones into dust. His up smash he goes into his hobbit hole and spin his head around right round baby as the spike of his hole impale ever poor sucker until they die this give you pretty good height as well. His down special he goes into the sky without any victims and gives them the full moon as he crushes his them with his fat rear end cause good damage but it can kill you if you go over the edge because gravity is still a thing to this day. His final smash he becomes a big boy from the power of seeing that cruddy cartoon he was in and is filled with so much rage that he try to take it out on the player in the real world but can not brake the fourth wall. This has been an idiots guide to Bowser.

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Marth and Luciana are both good fighters for beginners due to the fact that they show you how sword fighters work the have good reach and other things but when it comes down to their special moves they don’t have much. The netral special is just a smash attack that does more damage but takes longer to charge this mean you will be open to pretty much everything and this includes the falcon punch so you might as well write a will, make a sandwich, and well...this takes forever to charge so might want to call some friends and watch a movie while that attack charges, on a better note you don’t have to charge it but it is weaker than some other attacks. The side special is a number of moves that when you are hit you might as well finish the attack but this can ruin combos due to the fact that the last swing send them flying so don’t plain spamming this move because trust me it won’t work.  The up special is a swing in the air the get you good height but bad landing lag so don’t put too much hope into this move because it sucks and will end up to you wishing your friends are all dead for being smart and choosing better characters I don’t care that this is bias they just sucks. Their down smash is a counter that can practically be spammed so as long as you are pretty good at timing you can not be touched and are immortal. Their final smash is just a big hit that launches you and is they only thing good about this character because it is one of the shortest final smash. This has been an idiot's guide to Marth and Luciana.

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Donkey Kong



What this you want to spike your opponents? will no one likes that strategy because it involves risk and no one likes that, so here the idea team let give a character with good recovery so they can spike people at low health and can save themselves so spiking people becomes more of an option new players can learn…. (how about we give the character such a bad recovery that no one ever wants to spike?)  Well crud…. Donkey Kong is one of the heavy hitters that is good at spiking but has bad recovery why is that? I can hear you ask, well I have no blasted idea all I know is most of his moves revolve around spiking.  His normal special is a smash attack that once you charge all the way you can use it as soon as you want to with charging it to bad it is weak and is easy to dodge. His side special is something that can break shields so don’t even try to block unless you can perfectly do so because otherwise you are doomed. His up special is a helicopter and yes he can fly but not to high because he a big fat boy his has no skill on flying a helicopter even if he is the helicopter he has good landing lag though...somehow. His down special is an earthquake that harms other players in a certain area but it does little damage and does not launch to well. His final smash is a blur of his and blows as the other players in this beating become pancakes that get a final uppercut make sure you use this when most players are at 30% because otherwise they will hate you for attempting a pitiful attack that is a copy for most other hand to hand fighters. This has been an idiot's guide to Donkey Kong.

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Mario




In games there have been odd characters: a yellow rat, A blue hedgehog, and to start a new tradition they gave you a fat man who for some odd reason can jump really high and crush foes with his fat booty. Mario is a character that you play if your boring, dull, and have nothing better to do with your life his normal special can throw fire...And that it out of all the power up moves the chose his most iconic and most lame. His side special is him spinning around in a circle cause a lame amount of heavy damage that makes no sense, also since when can he do this, also why this move instead of throwing cappy doing a good amount of damage and grabbing items, that makes more sense. His up special is him jumping and any one that gets in his way gives him the money he wants and breaks their spine like some mortal kombat player. His down special instead of a ground pound doing around damage it is the FLUID push player of the edge like a pansy and if this was not bad enough the final smash is easy to dodge all only one shot you at high damage it is like Nintendo does not like their own mascot or something, now I must leave you to suffer on your own your welcome.