You! Yes you. Are reasonably level 1 people with clear goals and probably mischievous hearts. That's okay. All we need from you is to fill out this Helpful Survey. Our lawyers say we need a paper trail.
Stats: Stats are good! The numbers can always go higher. We're concerned with the following.
- BRAWN: Physical oomph. Strength and swole. You do, in fact, lift. Does not necessarily correspond to physical muscle, for reasons unknown.
- SLINK: Dexterity(fine coordination) and Agility(gotta go fast). You can do the moonwalk, and so much more.
- GRIT: The ability to resist, ignore, or outright not notice being damaged. Haha, I've been impaled. Good thing I'm not the squishy mage!
- MOXIE: Passion, Zest, and general Force of Will. Where magic is concerned, this becomes a weapon. Run.
You have 10 points to distribute! Nothing higher than 4 at the moment. An array of 4/3/2/1 is the usual allotment.
Talents: You are Good at things! Shocking, I know. Specifically, pick one thing that you are SO AWESOME at, one thing that YOU KNOW, and one thing that you are HORRIBLE BEYOND BELIEF at.
Example: Sample the Lizard Wizard is the best at [Lightning Magic], is knowledgeable as a [Doctor], and [Has Severe Attention Issues].
Stuff: You managed to grab some swag before going on this adventure. You have a thing that is RADICAL, 2 things that are OKAY, YOU GUESS, and a THING THAT WILL NOT LEAVE.
Example: Sample is back! This time, he has a [Magical Cell Phone], which gets coverage anywhere, an [Enchanted Lightning Rod] for stabbing people, a [Larger on the Inside Backpack], and [Broken Glasses] which do not help him see very well.
You do not need to pick Food/Clothing/General Crud. These are for items that are Better than normal, and the one Debilitating item.
Person: You are a person! Gosh. Specifically, you are a humanoid of some sort, presumably with some level of fluffiness. You can be an anthro, but don't worry, the others will join you. They'll all join you.
*evil laughter*A Pure Human is super rare. This implies you start with [Change Resistance]. You can wade through mutagenic muck without worry, though your lack of fluffiness is a detriment.
A Mutant is most common, though you're probably less so than others. Mutants can start with any perk. These are your people with cat ears and tail, or wolf legs and nothing else, or Frank.
A Hemi-Semi-Demi-Monster is uncommon, and shunned. They're like a monster, but still right in the head. This implies you start with [Immune to Insanity]. No amount of mind control will make you go savage. Yes, even waiting at the DMV.
An Anthro is common in society, though less so for the heroes. You are, after all, resistant. This implies you do Not start with [Change Resistance].
- Change Resistance: You resist change, mutation, etc. For good or ill. Some will envy you, while others will be concerned by your lack of tail.
- Immune to Insanity: Cannot be affected by mental afflictions. You can be the most monstrous lycanthrope ever, and calmly go out and get a burger on the full moon.
- Next Episode Syndrome: Any super-debilitating changes and/or death are gone by the 'Next Episode'. This appears to be an arbitrary measure of plot, rather than time. You are, however, more likely to GAIN said bad changes, because it's funny.
- Too Foolish to Corrupt: You cannot turn Evil. Also, you have a tendency to resist effects simply by not realizing that you're being affected. You are a bit of a goober, though.
Qualia: This will be a MYSTERY for you for now. But think of them as spells or special moves. For now, pick two Qualia you have. Examples: [Fwoosh], [Coffee], [Power Nap], [Lightsaber], [Bees].
Name: Who is it? Who are you? What do you want?
Race: Subject to Change.
Gender: Blue/Pink/Other.
Age: For some reason, Heroes tend to be young-uns. Get off my lawn, I say.
Personality: The most important! Let us hear your goober.
Appearance: Do not walk around without pants, please.
Random Trivia: Tell us some things about your person. They may or may not be relevant in the slightest.
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