CF Chat Simulator

[Virmir]

Slow night in the chat? No one on? Never fear! The Crimson Flag Chat Simulator is here for YOU!

http://urocyon.virmir.com/js/chat.htm

Now you can sit and watch randomly generated CF-ers babble incoherently *just* like the busiest of nights!

(No, I did not implement everyone.  Yes, could have made the random messages a bit more varied. But eh, it gets the job done.   Also was going to implement the bots replying to your messages, but kind of lost interest. So enjoy, as-is. )

I actually programmed this during slow moments in the office over a few weeks while waiting for work to come in. Proooobably won't update it any more as I started programming something even crazier that I'll probably post sooner or later.

[Fizzie]

i find this amusing.....VERY amusing XD!

[Nik]

Still laughing at the Geary link-spam. 

[Dragyn]

Yeah...that's pretty hilarious.

They all seem pretty eerily accurate, too. :P

[KaiAdin]

OMG LOL! X3
 

EDIT: I now declare FANCY SALAD as one of my CatchPhrases!

[PrincessToyTime]

Haha wow, that is awesome! I think I could be amused by this for hours.

[Geary]

Beware my links that go nowhere! 

[Zavier]

So, this is who I think was all implemented:

Virmir
KaiAdin
Tvorsk
Pontos
Geary
Traxer
Medik_Jackal
Radioactive_Toast

However, two things that I found odd: 1. Toast doesn't rawr anymore. 2. This is apparently an alternate universe where Virmir is really, really fast at drawing, considering the amount of times he says "Yay, sketched! "

[Kasimir]

It's too fast for me. There should have been abit more of a gap between msgs. Usually it's more like 8 seconds on average. That way, it would give the user more time to respond to something relevant, making it feel more realistic. Otherwise, I admire all the effort that went into scripting it!

[PrincessHotcakes]

I am mostly amused that sometimes I will go

Radioactive_Toast: Bo
Radioactive_Toast: o