while it isn't actually a parody so much, this song was inspired by Weird Al, so I blame him for it.
but in a good way.
Song:"It's The Attack Of The Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot Werewolf Gladiator Rock Star Plumber From Another Galaxy"
It's The Attack Of The Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot Werewolf Gladiator
Rock Star Plumber From Another Galaxy,
who was irradiated, mutated, constipated, mutilated, excavated,
poorly rated, hovercat unamusedinated, and now he wants to kill us all!
He's been to prisons, bar, karaoke clubs, homeless shelters and the sea in a sub!
Been to movie sets, anime cons, sandwich shops and that place where they make the bon bons!
And they all pointed and laughed, but they just made him miffed,
couldn't stop themselves and he got pissed!
Upon him some tried a droppin' the bomb,
but somehow that dude, he just lived on!
'Cause
It's The Attack Of The Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot Werewolf Gladiator
Rock Star Plumber From Another Galaxy!
That's why twenty years later, we're livin' in here,
inside of this bunker, he can't smell our fear!
'Cause
It's The Attack Of The Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot Werewolf Gladiator
Rock Star Plumber From Another Galaxy!
First he went after Walmart, I'll never know why.
then Mc-e-D's, it went to the fry!
Destroyed half of France with a stale baguette,
went after Russia for some reason next!
he marched on to Japan, I don't know how,
then he trashed it real bad like he did to Moscow!
He blew up the rest of Europe, with beams from his head,
red eye lasers just made 'em all dead!
He advanced down to Africa,
throwin' it at Australia,
how he did that, I couldn't tell ya!
In the Middle East, he took to his feet,
stompin' around, a hundred earthquakes he beat!
In the Americas, we did what was best.
gathered up all our Doritos, whole boxes of spam.
Then we hid underground-
that's right, we ran!
That is the tale, and if you don't be believin',
we'll toss you out to him, you dirty little heathen!
Cause
It's The Attack Of The Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot Werewolf Gladiator
Rock Star Plumber From Another Galaxy....