Author Topic: Oh, the horrible parodies. in song lyric form.  (Read 13088 times)

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on: December 28, 2009, 11:27:37 PM
This was on the fence for awhile, but a recent Assassin's Creed 2 event sparked this and it was enough to make a topic. I'll probably do more song parodies, as well.

Song: I Killed A Man
Parody of: I Kissed A Girl

This was not what I had wanted
not my intention
I accidentally tripped, knocked him over
lost my footing
It’s not a thing I used to do
Just fell on a loose stone
I’m sorry for you
It was so very fast
I Killed a man I liked it
The thud of his lifeless body
I killed a man by accident,
I hope the guard doesn’t mind it
It felt so wrong,
But now so right
Don’t mean I’m a murder tonight
I killed a man and I liked it
I liked it
No, I didn’t know his name
It doesn’t matter
He’s in the watery depths
Just rotting away
It’s not what, good guys do
Not what I should do
But I like it anyway
Now I do it everyday
I killed a man and I liked it
The splash as he downed in a canal
I killed a man just to try it
Hope the guard don’t find him
It felt so wrong,
but now so right
Guess I’m a killer tonight
I killed a man and I liked it
I liked it
His body in the haycart
Escapin’ now before it gets too dark
Hard to stop it now
As If I wanted to anyhow
Keep tellin’ em all I’m innocent
I killed a man and I liked it
Drip of his blood on the ground
Hope the guards don’t find him
It felt so wrong,
now I’m sure it’s right
I’m staying a killer tonight
I killed a man and I liked it.
I liked it.

Note:if you have a certain song you'd like parodied, ask! I'll see what I can come up with it.
« Last Edit: December 28, 2009, 11:45:08 PM by Fenrs »

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Reply #1 on: December 28, 2009, 11:32:45 PM
This parody is made of win

Geary: That means you get a companion for four levels, then it gets an upgrade.
Draykin: A very PAINFUL upgrade.
* Digital_Vulpine eeps, since the rules don't specify that I'm exempt from the psychic link that Wizards have with their familiars. o_o;
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Reply #2 on: December 29, 2009, 07:02:00 AM
That is the best thing I've read ever

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Reply #3 on: January 04, 2010, 03:57:05 PM
Song: EVIL
Parody of: YMCA

Young man, I can see you’re real poor,
I said, young man, just walk thorugh that door.
I said, young man, so I can show you something.
There's no need to be unhappy.
Young man, You can rule the world
I said, young man, yes the entire world
You can stay come here, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to kill your enemies.
It's fun to be so very E-V-I-L.
It's fun to be so very E-V-I-L.
We can kill everything that you want to kill,
You can hang out with Darth Vader ...
It's fun to be so very E-V-I-L.
It's fun to be so very E-V-I-L.
You can get some guards, you can have a good meal
For that guy trying to stop you ...
Young man, are you listening to me?
I said, young man, what do you want to be?
I said, young man, you can make real your dreams.
But you've got to know this one thing!
You got to burn down villages.
I said, young man, to get you a nemesis,
And just go there, to be E-V-I-L.
I'm sure you can start up today.
Just come over to the dark side.
It’s fun to be on the dark side, baby
They have all these cookies, you can eat what you want
You can hang out with The Master ...
It’s fun to ne all E-V-I-L.
It's just so fun to be E-V-I-L.
You can get some guards, you can have a good meal
For that guy trying to stop you ...
Young man, I was once in your shoes.
I said, I was down and out with the blues.
I felt that simply no help would arrive.
Then I decided to burn the world alive ...
That's when someone came up to me,
And said, young man, take a walk with me.
and become something I call E-V-I-L
They can start you off on your way.
To become so very E-V-I-L.
and I become just that E-V-I-L.
Evil has everything that you need to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the Daleks ...
EVIL
It's fun to stay this E-V-I-L
Young man, young man there's no need to feel down
Young man, young man pick yourself off the ground
E-V-I-L
then just go to be E-V-I-L
young man, young man I was once in your shoes
young man, young man I said, I was down and out with the blues.
E-V-I-L

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Reply #4 on: January 21, 2010, 09:48:23 PM
Song: Mr. BLU Spy
Parody of: Mister Blue Sky

Sun is shinin' in the sky
There ain't a scout in sight
Pyros stopped flamin’ ev'rybody's in a play
And don't you know
It's a beautiful new day hey,hey

Runnin' down the bridge, woo
Can’t see how the spy hides quietly in the fort
On the streets where once was pity
Mister BLU spy is killing here today hey, hey

Mister BLU spy please tell us why
You had to hide away for so long
Where did we go wrong?

He’s gone and infiltrated the base
Welcome to the intel race
A commotion, mister BLU spy's up there waitin'
And today is the day he’s waited for

Mister BLU spy please tell us why
You had to hide away for so long
Where did we go wrong?

Hey there mister BLU
We're not pleased to be with you
Look around see what you do
Everybody fears we’re you

Hey there mister BLU
We're not pleased to be with you
Look around see what you do
Everybody fears we’re you

Mister BLU spy, mister BLU spy
Mister BLU spy

Mister BLU, you did it right
But soon comes mister Pyro runnin' over
Now his fire is on your shoulder
Never mind I'll remember you this
I'll remember you this way

Mister BLU spy please tell us why
You had to hide away for so long
Where did we go wrong?

Hey there mister BLU
We're not pleased to be with you
Look around see what you do
Everybody fears we’re you

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Reply #5 on: January 21, 2010, 10:36:47 PM
It's like Spy Romance!

Geary: That means you get a companion for four levels, then it gets an upgrade.
Draykin: A very PAINFUL upgrade.
* Digital_Vulpine eeps, since the rules don't specify that I'm exempt from the psychic link that Wizards have with their familiars. o_o;
Geary: GET YOUR PET DRUNK.


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Reply #6 on: March 30, 2010, 02:15:42 AM
while it isn't actually a parody so much, this song was inspired by Weird Al, so I blame him for it.
but in a good way.

Song:"It's The Attack Of The Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot Werewolf Gladiator Rock Star Plumber From Another Galaxy"

It's The Attack Of The Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot Werewolf Gladiator
Rock Star Plumber From Another Galaxy,

who was irradiated, mutated, constipated, mutilated, excavated,
poorly rated, hovercat unamusedinated, and now he wants to kill us all!

He's been to prisons, bar, karaoke clubs, homeless shelters and the sea in a sub!
Been to movie sets, anime cons, sandwich shops and that place where they make the bon bons!

And they all pointed and laughed, but they just made him miffed,
couldn't stop themselves and he got pissed!

Upon him some tried a droppin' the bomb,
but somehow that dude, he just lived on!

'Cause

It's The Attack Of The Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot Werewolf Gladiator
Rock Star Plumber From Another Galaxy!

That's why twenty years later, we're livin' in here,
inside of this bunker, he can't smell our fear!

'Cause
It's The Attack Of The Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot Werewolf Gladiator
Rock Star Plumber From Another Galaxy!

First he went after Walmart, I'll never know why.
then Mc-e-D's, it went to the fry!

Destroyed half of France with a stale baguette,
went after Russia for some reason next!

he marched on to Japan, I don't know how,
then he trashed it real bad like he did to Moscow!

He blew up the rest of Europe, with beams from his head,
red eye lasers just made 'em all dead!

He advanced down to Africa,
throwin' it at Australia,
how he did that, I  couldn't tell ya!

In the Middle East, he took to his feet,
stompin' around, a hundred earthquakes he beat!

In the Americas, we did what was best.
gathered up all our Doritos, whole boxes of spam.

Then we hid underground-
that's right, we ran!

That is the tale, and if you don't be believin',
we'll toss you out to him, you dirty little heathen!

Cause
It's The Attack Of The Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot Werewolf Gladiator
Rock Star Plumber From Another Galaxy....

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