While naming your attacks might be cool, this is why you don't. When they backfire, or someone uses your neato Destructo Disc against you, you look like a fool.
"There is a theory that states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.
There is another theory which states that this has already happened."
- Douglas Adams
