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Random Topics / Internet being very disagreeable

« on: October 10, 2011, 10:36:14 PM »

Well, for the past few days, haven't been able to do much with my connection, oddly enough, my IM programs work, but everything else doesn't. So don't expect me on until I can poke my ISP endlessly to get their lazy rears over here to fix it.

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Random Topics / What was your first word?

« on: September 05, 2011, 03:40:23 AM »

What is the first word you ever said?
You guys won't believe mine, at about age 3, after being entirely silent, reading a shampoo bottle in the bathtub as my mother cleaned me, I said: Methylchloroisothiazolinone.
Needless to say, my mother was freaked out.

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Random Insanity / Awesomo Adventure: Episode 5P

« on: August 31, 2011, 05:20:46 AM »

Also, yes, I am intentionally making this unprofessional, not that I was actually professional to begin with.

(05:39:25) (LEGO_Trask: There was a bright shiny portal, all Trask could see was white nothingness. (05:39:48) (LEGO_Trask): He looked around, and it looked as if this was some wierd portal world, with seemingly NO WAY OUT!
(05:40:11) * (LEGO_Trask) thought for a moment, and suddenly a strange being appeared.
(05:40:47) (LEGO_Trask): "Why hello Trask, I have been waiting for you!" the entity said, with a rather robotic voice.
(05:41:02) (LEGO_Trask): "How do you know my name?" he replied.
(05:41:35) (LEGO_Trask): "Oh it's quite simple, I have been monitoring your recent progress! but where are my manners? allow me to introduce myself! I am the F.A.C.E!
(05:42:09) (LEGO_Trask): "F.A.C.E?" Well, clearly you are a face! but....is there any meaning to it being all...acronym-ish?"
(05:42:58) (LEGO_Trask): "Why yes it is! I am the Fantastically Ambiguous Character Entity!"
(05:43:26) * (LEGO_Trask) nodded. "Fascinating! but um, why are you here? why am I here even?" (05:44:00) (LEGO_Trask): "All will be revealed! in time, but know I am not your foe." it finished with a grin.
(05:44:10) (LEGO_Trask): But for now, you must go!
(05:44:35) (LEGO_Trask): And just like that! Trask was mysteriously poofed away! out of that strange place.
(05:45:36) (LEGO_Trask): After the sudden flash, he awoke back in that ship, clearly he never left that place at all.
(05:46:01) (LEGO_Trask): "What am i doing in here still?" he wondered.
(05:46:22) (LEGO_Trask): And as if answered, a cake was thrown at his face and he is knocked over. (05:46:24) (LEGO_Trask): Gah!
(05:46:48) (LEGO_Trask): "What was that? owww...." he said, rubbing his muzzle.
(05:47:01) (LEGO_Trask): A cake? what is this doing here?
(05:47:20) (LEGO_Trask): Well...I don't see anyone around...so....I claim it as mine!
(05:48:47) * (LEGO_Trask) picks it up and with a dramatic pose! and a fanfare, text appeared! "You've got the cake! it is heavy and quite inedible. Warning! a 7.3% chance of plot battles occurring with each of these collected."
(05:49:16) (LEGO_Trask): "Hmm....how odd, a plot batt-" And before he could finish, a mysterious stranger appears!
(05:49:53) (LEGO_Trask): "Why hello there little gray fox! hahahaha!" he said, possibly evilly!
(05:50:07) (LEGO_Trask): "Gah! who are you?" Trask asks.
(05:50:50) (LEGO_Trask): "Why, I am Mysterious possible antagonist #47! I am here because that cake is a lucky winner! you do a plot battle!"
(05:51:16) (LEGO_Trask): "Uh oh....a plot battle! I have heard of these!"
(05:51:46) (LEGO_Trask): "Alright then! determine if you win or lose." MPA said to him.
(05:52:00) * (LEGO_Trask) flips a coin, and unfortunately, he called the wrong side.
(05:52:21) (LEGO_Trask): "Ooooo, tough luck! I am gonna squash you like bug!"
(05:52:33) (LEGO_Trask): And with that, they enter a plot battle!
(05:53:17) (LEGO_Trask): Trask resolves to battle hard, and the other guy, who I am too lazy to really type his name, is completely whittling away, for he is secretly GOD MODDED!
(05:53:35) (LEGO_Trask): away Trask*
(05:53:48) (LEGO_Trask): Yay for missing words in a story!
(05:53:52) (LEGO_Trask): Ahem! anyways....
(05:54:15) (LEGO_Trask): So before Trask was completely defeated by that guy, he says to him. (05:54:30) (LEGO_Trask): "I am sorry it had to end like this, I am only doing my job..."
(05:54:48) (LEGO_Trask): And with that, he removes Trask from reality, never to be seen again... (05:54:53) (LEGO_Trask): Or so he thought!
(05:55:37) (LEGO_Trask): For F.A.C.E (who may or may not be more than just some random significant character) had placed a large candy cane in his inventory!
(05:55:56) (LEGO_Trask): So before he was about to be erased, he was merely teleported to a strange candy world.
(05:56:25) (LEGO_Trask): Trask lay dazed on the ground, and had toon-style swirly eyes, he was saved, but just barely!
(05:57:22) (LEGO_Trask): He was poked in the face by a small dragon-ish creature, about his size, he looked rather happy, with a cute set of goggles, and a strange necklace with a glowing pendant. (05:57:47) * (LEGO_Trask) awakens from his "coma" type thing, and sees this little dragon.
(05:58:15) (LEGO_Trask): "Eep!" he gets up really fast and hides behind a nearby gummi candy. (05:58:44) (LEGO_Trask): "Um...you're not gonna eat/kill/maim or otherwise cause unpleasant things are you?" he asked cautiously.
(05:59:29) (LEGO_Trask): The dragon replied, "Hehe! no no silly! I just saw you drop from the sky! an hour ago and found you laying here, knocked out!"
(05:59:54) (LEGO_Trask): "Oh....ow...I feel all sore and achy..."
(06:00:39) (LEGO_Trask): "I wouldn't be surprised, that was a huge drop, here, let me help you up, oh and my name is Sel!"
(06:01:05) (LEGO_Trask): "Hehe, I bet...gah....um, my name is Trask, nice to meet you."
(06:01:31) (LEGO_Trask): So they quickly talked for a bit, and Trask learns he ended up in some strange candy world.
(06:02:00) (LEGO_Trask): They made their way to the candy city, and Sel showed him around, and he showed him his house.
(06:02:29) (LEGO_Trask): "Hmm, you know, this place is kinda neat, everything being various treats and what not."
(06:02:53) (LEGO_Trask): "Indeed! well, anyways you can stay the night, feel free to make yourself at home here."
(06:03:22) * (LEGO_Trask) thanked him for his hospitality, and he stayed the night, making it suddenly night time while he slept, and then daytime when he woke up.
(06:04:25) * (LEGO_Trask) got up, he ate some random food, talked with Sel a bit, and Trask told him he needed to be stronger, so he showed him a place with evil generic mook monsters! so he proceeded to grind them for exp!
(06:04:49) (LEGO_Trask): But just when all was well...suddenly, alien apes came out of nowhere! (06:05:13) (LEGO_Trask): "Eep! I will have to fight them off, Sel! stay back!" Trask said to Sel.
(06:05:24) (LEGO_Trask): But little did he know, Sel was an accomplished fighter too!
(06:05:44) (LEGO_Trask): "No Trask, I am guest character! the rules dictate I am to help you while you are here!"
(06:06:04) (LEGO_Trask): "Oh hehe, okay then." he said back with a toon-ish sweat drop.
(06:06:25) (LEGO_Trask): So they did battle, flying pastry and candies, death lasers! even a pillow of DOOM was involved!
(06:06:49) (LEGO_Trask): It was a crazy battle, and they eventually defeated the alien apes, and they dropped a mysterious item.
(06:07:51) (LEGO_Trask): "Gasp! I know what this is!" Trask said, all alarmed and shocked. "This item...it is a Otolaryngologist's mirror! DR. MARIO IS BEHIND THIS!"
(06:08:34) (LEGO_Trask): And just as he discovered that, the sky grew dark, and the land was covered in shadowy glowy evil! the worst kind! oh those fiends!
(06:09:16) (LEGO_Trask): "It looks like we will have to liberate this land, as those alien apes, are really just working for Dr. Mario! the evil random Italian guy!"
(06:10:57) (LEGO_Trask): *Dragon Ball Z episode ending music stuff plays* And with what has happened, our hero(es) prepare for a challenging trial, which will test their mettle, and their skills! will they make it? why are we asking anyways? obviously they will! tune into the next exciting episode of.....AWESOMO ADVENTURES!!!
END OF CHAPTER!!
Trask has once again found himself in a new wierd place, will he ever return to where he was? who knows! but he acquires more friends against the evil forces of Dr.Mario, whom for some reason, is randomly evil!
But he must remain strong, for more is at stake than he knows...
Okay anyways, the end for real.

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Random Insanity / A really wierd story that lacks any logic at all.

« on: August 17, 2011, 03:03:26 PM »

A very wierd mini story that I made up on the spot when asked to be random.

Then do so, or forever hold your peace! And then the um....that guy....he is um....like a bishop or whatever, he is like: OH DEAR GLOWY ORB OF UNCOMPREHENSIBLE OMNIPOTENT JERKISHNESS! WE USELESSLY BESEECH THEE! WILL YOU GUIDE MY SLEIGH TONIGHT!?

And with a tinkle of it's nose (if it has one) and a wink of it's eye, we are all sound asleep, even with our pie. And we was all happy onto the future, when the whole world, became systematic, with a heart that was automatic, we are synchromatic, and we are like a titanic. It flows like windchimes on a dirt bike of space, it weaves through the jam, and spreads like cornflour. We are wafers in the tiny lego world.

And then.....ATTACK FROM THE LIVING TOILETPAPER PRESENT BOXES! Cringe in terror as their hyper absorbency WILL DESTROY YOUR PLANET! It is sad day to be toaster. If you like bagels, sing it loud, and sing it proud!

So while we were discussing the soap, I noticed something, a piece of tape....NOT JUST ANY PIECE OF TAPE! I mean of course...the um....that one with the mouse, he was part robot, and part roach. But 100% flavor! ORDER NOW!
 
Sadly all was not well in the universe, for you see, there was some mysterious creatures no one knew about, They noticed the crazy tape...stuff, and would be like: WHO ORDERED THE BRICKS!? and everyone else would be like: But they are a special limited time offer! see? they came with TNT STICKS!
But nope, they couldn't respect the free supply of explodium that was at their disposal. And therefore, they had to attach a green paper man to the wall. And it hacked the world, and we all died.

THE END!
NO! not yet silly!
We have to bring attention to the lesser important little stories.

There was an insignificant story of an angry robot alien doughnut, he had a plan, he declared: "NO TUPE FOR ANYONE! We are on a strict TUPE um...lockdown!" what he did not foresee was a crazy little creature, very much looked like a white rabbit, and for all anyone knows, it was! so, his plan was picking up that pure white rabbit, slapping rocket skiis on it, and sending it to Gas City. BUT! it didn't work! why? because LET ME TELL YA MISTER ANGRY ROBOT ALIEN DOUGHNUT! IT AIN'T GONNA GO THROUGH, WHEN THE 24 TON PYTHON COMES FOR YOU! Which it did, and it promptly ate them and the story ends with the hero dead, YEP! I did that twist, and no one expected it!

Moral of the story: Trask learns that he is the destroyer of worlds!

Nah......not really, but I hope it was amusing to some extent.

THE END FOR REAL!

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Game Room / Trask's friend's Minecraft Server!

« on: June 27, 2011, 08:00:03 PM »

Hey guys, if any of you want to join a random server, which only has me, my friend, and a couple of you guys in it, feel free to! the IP is: 99.250.206.115:25565

If you ever need anything, don't hesitate to poke me, alright?

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Random Insanity / This is a topic!

« on: June 09, 2011, 05:01:44 PM »

Feel free to say anything about anything, ever.

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Random Insanity / Awesomo Adventure: Episode 4C

« on: May 21, 2011, 05:31:11 AM »

(06:02:09) (Trask™)Trask: So I will think of some random story to add to my Awesomo Adventures...but I need a good random start...
 (06:02:21) (Trask™)Trask: Hmm, time to wing it!
 (06:02:47) (Trask™)Trask: So one day I was walking down the street right? and I found this hippo...he was no ordinary hippo, for you see, he had a monocle!
 (06:03:11) (Trask™)Trask: A classy hippo if you will, I approached this cultured fellow with bright eyes, and a spring in my step.
 (06:03:35) (Trask™)Trask: I greeted him: "Why hello there my friend, how are you this fine day?"
 (06:04:04) * (Trask™)Trask turned to me and nodded. "Oh it is a splendid day chap! just wonderful!"
 (06:04:23) (Trask™)Trask: But I noticed something was off, he was not actually a monocle wearing hippo, he was actually a ROBOT!
 (06:04:46) (Trask™)Trask: I quickly saw his arm become a cannon, he was clearly able to read thoughts!
 (06:04:57) (Trask™)Trask: So I dodged out of the way, as he fired a death beam of death at me!
 (06:05:40) (Trask™)Trask: Oh but I had the perfect plan, I prepared a spell behind some random rubble and quickly leapt out from the cover and blasted him with LIT3!
 (06:06:00) (Trask™)Trask: He shook and squirmed and twitched as his circuitry was frying!
 (06:06:22) (Trask™)Trask: But he had one last trick, he fired a portal at me, and I was blinded by a light!
 (06:06:39) (Trask™)Trask: I was no longer in smiley town, oh no, somewhere else I had been warped to.
 (06:06:58) (Trask™)Trask: I could see someone who looked similar to Dr.Mario, he sat there with an evil grin.
 (06:07:28) (Trask™)Trask: "Ah I see you have met the Hippotron 89K!"
 (06:08:02) (Trask™)Trask: Hippotron? I thought....this can't be right...those were completely decommissioned.
 (06:08:30) (Trask™)Trask: "Now I know what you might be thinking, a hippotron? these don't exist anymore!"
 (06:08:46) (Trask™)Trask: "Oh but they do, for you see, I have the ability to bend time and space!"
 (06:09:19) (Trask™)Trask: "Uh oh!" I thought once more, "Hmm, I save to think of something, but what?" but an idea crossed my mind.
 (06:09:32) (Trask™)Trask: Hey Doctor! your shoes are untied!
 (06:10:14) (Trask™)Trask: "What?! that's impossible! He went to check his shoes, diverting his attention from me, I broke free from the operating table and caught him in a corner with my sword.
 (06:10:40) (Trask™)Trask: "Alright here Mario, it is over! just send me back before I take you to a new world!"
 (06:11:30) (Trask™)Trask: "Now now my young fox, don't be so hasty!" he quickly presses a button on his sleeve and a giant robot toast breaks through the wall!
 (06:12:08) (Trask™)Trask: "THis is the Robot Toast 68XL! I am sure you both will get along just fine!" he says with a grin and he warps away.
 (06:12:30) (Trask™)Trask: "Blast! I am stuck with this thing? I guess I had better act against it now."
 (06:13:06) (Trask™)Trask: So Trask readies himself for the showdown against this metallic behemoth, as it towers over him in the large room, armed to the teeth with cake launchers and pie grenades.
 (06:13:25) (Trask™)Trask: "This isn't gonna be easy but here goes!" He says to himself as he charges at the robot toast.
 (06:13:49) (Trask™)Trask: He tries to slash it with his sword, and to no avail, it has little effect.
 (06:14:04) (Trask™)Trask: He also tries to use spells but nothing happens, it is magic proof!
 (06:14:22) (Trask™)Trask: "Gah! not good!" he dodges out of the way of a giant pie being dropped on top of him.
 (06:14:53) (Trask™)Trask: "Alright plan B" as soon as Trask said that to himself, a portal appears and he is sucked inside it!
 (06:15:16) * (Trask™)Trask find himself somewhere he cannot readily identify, looks like a forest of some sort.
 (06:15:29) * (Trask™)Trask blinks for a moment and finds VirBot.
(06:15:29) VirBot: *shifts eyes*
 (06:15:54) (Trask™)Trask: Not now VirBot I am making you some kind of plot device maybe or a helper in my story.
 (06:16:05) * (Trask™)Trask clears throat. *AHEM!*
 (06:16:40) (Trask™)Trask: "Trask, take this with you!" VirBot says to him, he gives him a poke to the face, and he feels a strange sensation.
 (06:16:57) (Trask™)Trask: "Gah! VirBot, what did you do to me?" Trask says to VirBot.
(06:16:57) VirBot: *shifts eyes*
 (06:17:19) (Trask™)Trask: Hehe....VirBot, I said not to interrupt me.
(06:17:19) VirBot: *shifts eyes*
 (06:17:30) (Trask™)Trask: Look do you want me to finish this or not?
 (06:17:43) (Trask™)Trask: Okay good, now that VirBot is silent I can finish.
(06:17:43) VirBot: *tosses a muffin at (Trask™)*
 (06:17:59) (Trask™)Trask: No! *gets bapped in the muzzle by a muffin.*
 (06:18:03) (Trask™)Trask: Ow!
 (06:18:17) (Trask™)Trask: Look, you're making it hard to concentrate alright VirBot?
 (06:18:27) (Trask™)Trask: Please like....sit down over there or something.
 (06:18:44) * (Trask™)Trask shoves VirBot gently to the corner as he retells his story.
(06:18:44) VirBot: *shifts eyes*
 (06:18:55) (Trask™)Trask: Good, glad we understand each other.
 (06:19:06) (Trask™)Trask: Alright then where were we...
 (06:19:20) (Trask™)Trask: Oh yes, VirBot poked me.
(06:19:20) VirBot: *earperks*
 (06:19:28) (Trask™)Trask: I said shush you!
 (06:19:53) (Trask™)Trask: "It gives you a special power, what it does I cannot say, but use it when times are tough."
 (06:20:07) (Trask™)Trask: "Okay thank you VirBot." He says to him as he bows politely.
 (06:20:30) (Trask™)Trask: VirBot teleports Trask back to the lab Dr.Mario was in.
 (06:20:55) (Trask™)Trask: "Alright, let's try this new power out!"
 (06:21:13) (Trask™)Trask: "Wait...I should have asked him how to activate it...oh frazz!"
 (06:21:48) (Trask™)Trask: The Robot Toast towers over Trask menacingly and he hits him with a french baguette!
 (06:22:21) * (Trask™)Trask is sent flying into the wall "Gah! ow....I wish I knew how to use this p-" and just like that, Trask begins to glow!
 (06:22:39) * (Trask™)Trask becomes a giant taur and gets LASER EYES!
 (06:23:07) (Trask™)Trask: "Woah...this is wierd, but no matter....time to get some you clanky mess!"
 (06:23:55) * (Trask™)Trask and the Robot Toast are locked in an epic struggle as tasty pastries and lasers are fired everywhere, but after the long fight, Trask towers over the broken remains of the Robot Toast!
 (06:24:13) (Trask™)Trask: "You have fought well, but I have a crazy italian wierdo to stop!"
 (06:25:19) (Trask™)Trask: The Robot Toast bleeps and says something to Trask. "Foxtaur, you have bested me, under different circumstance, I could have called you.....friend." It says as it sheds a robotic tear (somehow) and it shuts off.
 (06:25:34) (Trask™)Trask: "I know you weren't evil, but Dr. Mario will pay!"
 (06:26:24) (Trask™)Trask: The portal reappears and Trask steps inside, what awaits him is unknown, but stay tuned to the next exciting episode of Awesomo Adventures Z~! no wait....remove the Z.
 (06:26:27) (Trask™)Trask: THE END!

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Random Insanity / Awesomo Adventure: Episode 6L

« on: April 24, 2011, 08:57:58 AM »

(09:34:53) Trask: But anyways, so I was talking to the GIANT TOAST ROBOT, he told me: yenom eerf eah I.
 (09:35:21) Trask: And I was like: Oh but what you DON'T have is 1.21 gigawatts of LASER DEATH! pointed at your crusty carapce!
 (09:35:28) Trask: carapace*
 (09:35:43) Trask: And he was like: OH OH OH.
 (09:35:51) Trask: Which was backwards santa talk.
 (09:35:59) Trask: Since somehow he was SANTA all along.
 (09:36:12) Trask: I picked up a GUN! and fired it with bullets.
 (09:36:22) Trask: But it did nothing, for you see....he was a ROBOT and not TOASt.
 (09:36:31) Trask: So Trask thought of plan F.
 (09:36:51) Trask: He brought out some kind of DANGEROUS DEVICE THING, and presses the SHINY buttom.
 (09:36:58) Trask: button*
 (09:37:08) Trask: And suddenly THERE WAS FOXES!
 (09:37:16) Trask: They swarmed in from every angle imaginable!
 (09:37:23) Trask: Even from inside the ROBOT TOAST.
 (09:37:36) Trask: He panicked and died shreeking and crumbling into tiny little pieces.
 (09:37:46) Trask: As what was revealed inside....was Dr.Mario!
 (09:38:07) Trask: He jumped up dramatically, and he whistled! and suddenly a GIANT COMPUTER VIRUS appears.
 (09:38:28) Trask: Trask realizes that a nomrla fox is no match, so he clones the computer virus and makes ANTIBODIES.
 (09:38:37) Trask: Suddenly they have an epic battle and pie was involved.
 (09:38:48) Trask: After said epic battle he was DEFREATED
 (09:39:07) Trask: Laying on the floor he is sad and tells Trask, do not go in thtere!
 (09:39:22) Trask: For you see, there are giant blue blobs of doom! and other stuff!
 (09:39:38) Trask: But Trask realizes that the one thing he wanted to save: his toaster. Was inside!
 (09:39:57) Trask: So he sets out on an awesome journey, hijacks Dr.mario and they venture forth!
 (09:40:21) Trask: But what they did't realize is some totally cliche vague shadow outline sillohette thing was behind them!
 (09:40:36) Trask: So they blindly enter, and suddenly Dr.Mario makes bleeping sound!
 (09:40:52) Trask: Trask looks over at Dr.Mario and he realizes that wasn't Dr.Mario at all!
 (09:40:57) Trask: IT WAS A ROBOT TOAST!
 (09:41:18) Trask: So he quickly brings out his calculator, and he punches in some numbers.
 (09:41:46) Trask: Suddenly linux codes smashes in and BEATS THE CRAP out of every single piece of the robot toast.
 (09:42:09) Trask: But the blue blobs attacked and suddenly Trask was covered in slime, which was sapping his strenght.
 (09:42:23) Trask: He had but one choice: USE THE ANCIENT STARMAN OF PURE AWESOME.
 (09:42:44) Trask: Trask presses R and it drops slowly he collects it and then he is strong and shiny!
 (09:43:07) Trask: The slime burns off and the blobs become a dinner plate of EVIL.
 (09:43:31) Trask: Trask realizes there is one weakness to the dinner plate, a mentos candy!
 (09:43:42) Trask: So he kills the blue blobs in hopes they drop one! and they do!
 (09:43:56) Trask: He throws it at the upper right of the plate, and it SMASHES into pieces!
 (09:44:08) Trask: With a growl and other evil sounds it vanishes and leaves a portal inside!
 (09:44:19) Trask: Trask realizes he needs to enter it to save his toaster!
 (09:44:38) Trask: And so he hops in and then suddenly he is inside a giant space shuttle filled with toy soldiers!
 (09:44:46) Trask: They fire jam at his face, but miss.
 (09:45:03) Trask: Trask then uses the hidden art of poot, to destroy the soldiers!
 (09:45:16) Trask: A giant shiny light and then all were gone.
 (09:45:37) Trask: But the REAL Dr. Mario appears and with an evil laugh and monologue on the recipe for salisbury steak, they do battle!
 (09:45:54) Trask: Trask and Dr.Mario fight a most long and intense battle, in the ice cream city.
 (09:46:09) Trask: But alas Dr.Mario could not handle the STARMAN powers of Trask and he falls.
 (09:46:28) Trask: He apologizes that the alien snowmen made him do it, and gives him his Toaster!
 (09:46:47) Trask: Delighted Trask raises his paws in the air, with a LoZ style fanfare as he proudly stares at it!
 (09:47:08) Trask: And thus our adventure concludes and he returns to his realm, to prepare to face-off against the ULTIMATE evil!
 (09:47:17) Trask: WHich I mean: SYRUP!
 (09:47:23) Trask: THE END.
 (09:52:22) Trask: forgot the credits!
 (09:52:43) Trask: Awesomo Adventure! episode 6L.
 (09:52:51) Trask: Starring:
 (09:53:32) Trask: Trask, Dr.Mario, Several GIANT ROBOT TOAST, blue blobs, toy soldiers, DINNER PLATE OF EVIL, fake Dr.mario.
 (09:53:46) Trask: Made by: Trask
 (09:53:52) Trask: Narrative: Trask.
 (09:54:09) Trask: Special thanks to: My imagination, CF chat, and YOU!
 (09:54:46) Trask: Story is (c) Trask.
 (09:55:01) Trask: Any similarities to anyone is purely accidental!
 (09:55:13) Trask: Except for Trask.
 (09:55:31) Trask: THANKS FOR READING.
 (09:55:38) * Trask licks everyone.

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Random Topics / What do you like and dislike the most?

« on: April 19, 2011, 08:37:49 AM »

For once, I make a decent topic!
Likes: FOXES!  
Dislikes: WINTER!  

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Random Insanity / I dare you all to not read or reply to this.

« on: April 17, 2011, 12:30:58 AM »

If you are currently reading this, you definitely felt quite rebellious. That sort of action is very rewarded! for doing so, you win absolutely nothing, which is better than everything.

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Random Insanity / Trask vs VirBot!

« on: March 20, 2011, 11:07:38 AM »

The epic story of how Trask provoked VirBot's wrath!
(06:27:11) * (ZavBot) hugs Trask (not painfully like VirBot, mind you), then turns on his rocket boosters and flies off.
(06:27:14) VirBot: (ZavBot) logs out of the Chat.
 (06:27:57) Trask: Ah good, that VirBot...Virmir needs to tone his grip DOWN.
(06:27:57) VirBot: *tosses a muffin at Trask*
 (06:28:34) * Trask catches VirBot's muffin. "Ah, thanks my robotic companion!"
(06:28:34) VirBot: *tosses a muffin at Trask*
 (06:29:05) * Trask catches VirBot's other muffin. "I didn't need a second one..."
(06:29:05) VirBot: *tosses a muffin at Trask*
 (06:29:45) * Trask gets hit in the muzzle with another muffin. "Why do you keep spamming muffins?"
(06:30:16) VirBot: Zavier logs into the Chat.
(06:30:22) * Zavier grabs the muffin and noms.
(06:30:23) VirBot: Zavier logs out of the Chat.
 (06:30:51) Trask: Ah thanks! I couldn't carry more than two of them.
 (06:31:01) Trask: These things are really heavy and large!
 (06:31:21) Trask: VirBot! What are you making these with!? Industrial strength flour!?
 (06:31:31) * Trask points at VirBot.
(06:31:31) VirBot: *tosses a muffin at Trask*
(06:31:43) VirBot: Error: Unknown command: /Action
 (06:32:02) * Trask gets knocked out by ANOTHER muffin thrown at his face.
(06:32:11) Creator-Unreal: O_o
 (06:32:55) * Trask wakes up.
 (06:33:10) Trask: Ow! *growls a bit* that hurt!
 (06:33:29) Trask: VirBot is some spaz with spamming those muffins! D:
 (06:33:51) Trask: So please, no more VirBot.
(06:33:51) VirBot: *earperks*
 (06:34:05) Trask: Hmm I hope VirBot heard me.
 (06:35:13) * Trask pets VirBot. "I was being a bit insensitive, your muffins are better than some anyways."
(06:35:13) VirBot: *grins and tailwags*
 (06:36:29) Trask: Well anyways, I hope he is not that VirBot who spams muffins now.
(06:36:29) VirBot: *tosses a cream pie at Trask*
 (06:36:45) * Trask catches cream pie. "Yay!"
 (06:36:54) * Trask thanks VirBot for the pie.
(06:36:54) VirBot: *shifts eyes*
 (06:37:10) Trask: Oh pfft! don't be so rude.
 (06:37:16) * Trask slaps VirBot.
(06:37:16) VirBot: *tosses a fox plush at Trask*
 (06:37:24) Trask: THAT'S BETTER.
 (06:37:35) * Trask hugs VirBot.
(06:37:35) VirBot: Awww... *squeezes back with robotic grip*
 (06:37:48) Trask: Gah! too....much.....love!
 (06:38:04) * Trask warps away from VirBot.
 (06:38:18) Trask: Whew! That was close.
 (06:38:35) Trask: Nearly suffocated, thanks to VirBot.
 (06:38:45) * Trask glares at VirBot.
(06:38:45) VirBot: *tosses a muffin at Trask*
 (06:39:35) Trask: *In slow motion* Nooooooooooo! *gets hit in the face AGAIN by a heavy muffin and falls down in pain*
 (06:40:44) * Trask twitches in pain on the floor. "G-gah!...ugh....I feel like I was.....run over.....by a TRAIN! Gah..."
 (06:41:47) * Trask yells at VirBot from across the room: "Why....VirBot......Why!?"
(06:41:47) VirBot: *tosses a cream pie at Trask*
 (06:42:15) * Trask gets hit in the stomach by the pie. "Oof! what's this? a.....pie?"
 (06:42:29) * Trask suddenly realizes the pie was a DEATH pie!
 (06:42:40) Trask: Nooo! it's gonna destroy me!
 (06:43:11) * Trask quickly gets up and throws the cream pie back at VirBot with deadly accuracy.
(06:43:11) VirBot: *tosses a cream pie at Trask*
 (06:43:25) Trask: Blast! he fired another one!
 (06:43:48) * Trask dodges the pie. Haha! that all you have VirBot?
 (06:43:57) * Trask taunts VirBot.
(06:43:57) VirBot: *tosses a pirate ferret at Trask*
 (06:44:02) Trask: Gah!
 (06:44:14) * Trask gets hit by the pirate ferret.
 (06:44:32) Trask: touche VirBot! you got me good...
 (06:44:50) Trask: But I have ONE LAST TRICK up my sleeve!
 (06:45:10) * Trask tips Virbot over using telekinesis.
(06:45:10) VirBot: *tosses a pirate ferret at Trask*
 (06:45:34) Trask: No! not the face! not the-*gets hit in the face by pirate ferret*
 (06:45:49) Trask: Gah! nooooo! very bad!
 (06:46:15) * Trask dies a slow and horrible death as VirBot laughs in the distance!
(06:46:15) VirBot: *shifts eyes*
 (06:46:23) Trask: Well fine I guess that works too.
 (06:47:12) * Trask as VirBot looks at his foe with shifting eyes, he walks away slowly VICTORIOUS.
(06:47:12) VirBot: *shifts eyes*

The End!

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Game Room / What are your favorite games?

« on: March 09, 2011, 02:56:26 PM »

Exactly what it says on the tin.  What games do you love most?
I have way too many favorites personally, but the Final Fantasy series (some more than others), Fire Emblem, Klonoa, Advance Wars, Legend of Zelda series, Sonic the hedgehog 1-3, Command&Conquer Dawn and Sun, Okami, Red Alert 1 and 2, Battlefield series, and Mario Bros. series are just some that I really liked. 

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Random Topics / Thread of HORRIBLY AWFUL Music

« on: March 09, 2011, 10:49:47 AM »

I noticed a thread on really good music, so why not really bad music?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzufdvYr3bI&feature=channel_video_title My own creation, which um...sounds like the NES choking and dying a most painful death.

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Game Room / Runes of Magic CF party/guild!

« on: March 08, 2011, 09:44:48 PM »

Who shall join us in our questing on this game? I say we party and level together so none of us get too ahead of one another. List your name here if you wish to play this together!  

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Random Insanity / The most pointless topic ever.

« on: March 01, 2011, 06:26:50 AM »

Is right here!