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Role Play Theater / Re: Javed vs. Erwin

« on: June 16, 2012, 04:38:50 PM »

Javed faltered at the charge, not quite done with lecturing the newbie warrior, but managed to push himself out of the way and put some distance between himself and Erwin, pulling a javelin out of the bag just in case. "You're making it way too obvious when you're going to attack. And why scream in rage? I'm just pointing out the numerous things wrong with how you're approaching this. Look, if you want, I'll give you a demonstration of how to properly attack. If you feel like you don't need one, then you're just being over-ambitious. Also, you're not even using a weapon. If you have one at your disposal, it's better than just your fist. And again, I'm lightly-armored. You're slow-moving. This isn't going to work out in your favor. String-limbed hatchling."

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Crimson Flag Comic / Re: Comic 200

« on: June 16, 2012, 05:38:47 AM »

On another note, I find the phrase "scheming white-tips" incredibly amusing.

Vir loves insults that refer to physical characteristics

Remember "Snake-tailed derelicts" from Epic Battle? Hehe

Is it bad I read both of those insults in the voice of that one French castle guard from Monty Python and the Holy Grail?

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Role Play Theater / Re: Javed vs. Erwin

« on: June 14, 2012, 05:23:23 AM »

Javed just stared blankly at his opponent, his face seemingly unable to produce an expression worthy of showing his emotions. After a short while of staring, all he could say was a flat "...You're kidding, right." Clearing his throat, he did the one thing a warrior-in-training could possibly do in this situation.

Lecture him.

"You've never even wielded a weapon your whole life, have you? Or even worn armor at all? You're as clumsy as an easily-distracted hatchling." He then picked up the glowing mace and looked it over. "And this? A club with a spiked ball on the end? And why is it red and glowing, what's the purpose of that?" He tossed the mace to his pathetic 'opponent' and pulled a javelin from the bag slung across his back. "I get by just fine with simple weaponry. No need to amaze your opponents with bright lights. And then there's your armor! Not only do you not seem trained at all in heavy armor, but look at it! Crystals may be hard, but on that set, they seem more like jewelry than protection. In fact, why are you wearing heavy armor and wielding a mace when you're fighting me, a lightly armored opponent with ranged weaponry? Do you realize how poor of planning this is on your part? It's sickening how some people just grab a weapon, put on some armor, and call themselves a warrior. I have been training to be a warrior since I could walk. You obviously have not had the prior experience I had. Should I continue going on like this, or let you flail that mace around in a vague attempt to attack me?"

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Random Topics / Re: GARRETT

« on: June 13, 2012, 11:51:31 AM »

HE'S SO FLUFFY!

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Role Play Theater / Re: Javed vs. Erwin

« on: June 11, 2012, 12:16:01 PM »

Javed, who was busy wondering what was going on, who these people around him were, why he was where he is, and various other things when Kain spoke. It was enough to rip him from his train of thought. "H-hey!" he shouted at the demon...god...thing. "I am not boring!" Javed then looked over at his opponent, not even certain who he was facing. And also not certain as to what kind of name 'Erwin' is.

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Role Play Theater / Re: TO THE ARENA

« on: June 10, 2012, 01:51:58 PM »

Name: Javed
Gender: Male
Age: 16 (in human years)
Species: Komodo dragon (anthro)
Height: 5'11"
Appearance: Well-built, with scales ranging from biege to a dark-brown color. Clothing consisting of a chainmail tunic and cloth pants.
Weaponry: A bag of javelins strung across his back.

A young komodo dragon, training to be a warrior, who was pulled into this tournament by gods he never even knew of. The closest the entire tournament has to an average warrior.

(Yay, I'm submitting a normal-ish person into a tournament alongside a robot, a crazy inventor, a half-demon, a battle priest, and a fire-loving athiest. Either I'm going to be a punching bag, or manage to somehow still be as awesome as everyone else.)

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Role Play Theater / Re: Ideas?

« on: June 07, 2012, 01:31:44 PM »

* Zavier is currently debating with himself on whether or not he wants to join. He'll probably have a definitive answer when more things about the RP are set in stone.

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Role Play Theater / Re: Ideas?

« on: June 07, 2012, 05:48:35 AM »

TF'd, but waking up with no memories of what happened in a military facility under lockdown, with... something loose in it, be it lab experiments or robot drones?

I second this idea. Honestly, I've seen (not participated in) role-plays based around the player characters being transformed and finding themselves in some strange place, and they've all gone really well. Less combat and more role-playing, usually, too.

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Random Topics / Re: Height comparison

« on: June 06, 2012, 05:22:34 AM »

I'm usually around 5'8", and I know that Draykin is 1'10". I think he's the shortest non-micro here.

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Crimson Flag Comic / Re: Comic 198

« on: June 02, 2012, 05:52:31 AM »

I'm trying to figure out why Bryce is wide-eyed in the fifth panel. What would cause someone to be surprised, then promptly smack you in the face? Did Lucien accidentally insult Bryce's mother or something?

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Random Topics / Re: Recruiting For the (Beach) War effort

« on: May 30, 2012, 01:10:07 PM »

@Zavier: Welcome aboard. Any description you can give me would be welcome since... I honestly have no clue who you are.  Sorry.

I'll give it to you in a PM

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Epic Battle / Re: Comic 032

« on: May 30, 2012, 05:53:05 AM »

Poor MK Virmir, being the Only Sane Man Fox in a world of lunatics who use baked goods as weapons.

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Random Topics / Re: Recruiting For the (Beach) War effort

« on: May 29, 2012, 06:15:57 AM »

I would also like to volunteer for this story. It seems interesting, so I may as well sign myself up. As for the female thing, I don't really count at all since I don't even have a female form (like how Trask has Astra, or Vir has Lucile).

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Art Gallery / Re: Sketches!

« on: May 27, 2012, 03:57:21 PM »

Wouldn't they all be too short to be Stormtroopers?

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Art Gallery / Re: Sketches!

« on: May 27, 2012, 05:32:39 AM »

Wait.

Since in cellular division, the parent cell makes two exact copies of itself, why do we get a Virmir and a Lucile from...uh...toonular division? Is that what you'd call it?