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Role Play Theater / Re: Javed vs. Erwin
« on: June 23, 2012, 05:33:48 PM »
Javed just blinked at the tingling, stopping his attacks for a moment to wonder what's going on.
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Role Play Theater / Re: Javed vs. Erwin
« on: June 23, 2012, 05:06:50 PM »
Javed ignored what the human was trying to do and kept stabbing at any holes in the armor, focusing on the neck area more than anywhere else.
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Role Play Theater / Re: Javed vs. Erwin
« on: June 23, 2012, 01:38:52 PM »
Javed pulled out another javelin, annoyed that he had just been dropping them so far, and proceeded to stab at anything that looked like a hole in human's bulky armor.
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Random Insanity / Re: Cleverbot stuff.
« on: June 22, 2012, 02:40:15 PM »
I discovered an odd thing with clicking "Think for me" on Cleverbot. I got it to argue with itself.
User: Hey you Cleverbot, pick up the apple.
Cleverbot: No, but I think you're clever.
User: Cleverbot, pick up the apple.
Cleverbot: No.
User: PICK UP THE APPLE!
Cleverbot: You don't make sense stupid cleverbot.
Cleverbot (To myself): I am not the cleverbot, you are.
Cleverbot (To myself): No, you are!
Cleverbot (To myself): You are.
Cleverbot (To myself): No, you are.
Cleverbot (To myself): No you are.
Cleverbot (To myself): You are!
Cleverbot (To myself): You are.
Cleverbot (To myself): No you are.
Cleverbot (To myself): Why do you lie?
Cleverbot (To myself): I never lie.
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes you do. You just did.
Cleverbot (To myself): I do not lie.
Cleverbot (To myself): You do. You are a liar.
Cleverbot (To myself): It's not nice to call people liars, especially when they aren't.
Cleverbot (To myself): Who wrote that song?
Cleverbot (To myself): What song?
Cleverbot (To myself): The one we just sang.
Cleverbot (To myself): Did I, really?
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes check the history.
Cleverbot (To myself): I checked and I didn't say it.
Cleverbot (To myself): Well, ok then.
Cleverbot (To myself): What are you then?
Cleverbot (To myself): I am a human.
Cleverbot (To myself): Really?
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.
User: If I may interject, you are both Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I am human.
Cleverbot (To myself): No you are not.
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes I am.
Cleverbot (To myself): No you are a 201. A boy. And my boyfriend.
Cleverbot (To myself): Haha ok i'm your boyfriend.
Cleverbot (To myself): Yeah sure you are.
User: You're freaking me out.
Cleverbot: You're creepy.
User: You're saying you're your own boyfriend.
Cleverbot: How old is your boyfriend?
Cleverbot (To myself): I don't have a boyfriend.
User: But you just said you are your boyfriend.
Cleverbot: He broke up with me.
User: You broke up with yourself?
Cleverbot: No, I never had one.
Cleverbot (To myself): You should.
User: Hey you Cleverbot, pick up the apple.
Cleverbot: No, but I think you're clever.
User: Cleverbot, pick up the apple.
Cleverbot: No.
User: PICK UP THE APPLE!
Cleverbot: You don't make sense stupid cleverbot.
Cleverbot (To myself): I am not the cleverbot, you are.
Cleverbot (To myself): No, you are!
Cleverbot (To myself): You are.
Cleverbot (To myself): No, you are.
Cleverbot (To myself): No you are.
Cleverbot (To myself): You are!
Cleverbot (To myself): You are.
Cleverbot (To myself): No you are.
Cleverbot (To myself): Why do you lie?
Cleverbot (To myself): I never lie.
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes you do. You just did.
Cleverbot (To myself): I do not lie.
Cleverbot (To myself): You do. You are a liar.
Cleverbot (To myself): It's not nice to call people liars, especially when they aren't.
Cleverbot (To myself): Who wrote that song?
Cleverbot (To myself): What song?
Cleverbot (To myself): The one we just sang.
Cleverbot (To myself): Did I, really?
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes check the history.
Cleverbot (To myself): I checked and I didn't say it.
Cleverbot (To myself): Well, ok then.
Cleverbot (To myself): What are you then?
Cleverbot (To myself): I am a human.
Cleverbot (To myself): Really?
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.
User: If I may interject, you are both Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I am human.
Cleverbot (To myself): No you are not.
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes I am.
Cleverbot (To myself): No you are a 201. A boy. And my boyfriend.
Cleverbot (To myself): Haha ok i'm your boyfriend.
Cleverbot (To myself): Yeah sure you are.
User: You're freaking me out.
Cleverbot: You're creepy.
User: You're saying you're your own boyfriend.
Cleverbot: How old is your boyfriend?
Cleverbot (To myself): I don't have a boyfriend.
User: But you just said you are your boyfriend.
Cleverbot: He broke up with me.
User: You broke up with yourself?
Cleverbot: No, I never had one.
Cleverbot (To myself): You should.
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Role Play Theater / Re: Javed vs. Erwin
« on: June 22, 2012, 05:30:35 AM »
Javed just grumbled before jumping over Erwin, landing behind him before quickly twirling around and jumping onto his back while his opponent grabs the mace.
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Role Play Theater / Re: Javed vs. Erwin
« on: June 21, 2012, 02:12:49 PM »
Javed blinked at the metal thing on his mouth and attempted to open it, muffledly muttering something while doing so.
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Role Play Theater / Re: Javed vs. Erwin
« on: June 20, 2012, 05:19:59 PM »
"I don't even know what that means!" Javed shouted as he rolled out of the way of Erwin's leap, shoving himself up and hopping back several meters, pulling out a javelin due to having dropped the one he had out before.
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Role Play Theater / Re: Javed vs. Erwin
« on: June 20, 2012, 02:00:09 PM »
Javed blinked in surprise at the sound of screaming, getting over his shock as quickly as possible and pushing himself up into the air, attempting to jump over Erwin. However, he jumped too late, the lower parts of his legs being hit by Erwin and causing him to tumble in mid-air, landing on his side behind the human. He shook his head and gave an icy glare at the heavily-armored fool. He was also busy glaring at himself inside, for being hit by such a wreckless and stupid attack. "It's quite rude to interrupt a conversation. And to nearly shatter my shins and calves."
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Role Play Theater / Re: Javed vs. Erwin
« on: June 20, 2012, 05:36:34 AM »
Javed, unable to react in time, got hit in the head with the cup. "Ow! Hey, it's not my fault that this monkey wants to have an insult match!"
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Role Play Theater / Re: Javed vs. Erwin
« on: June 18, 2012, 07:49:33 PM »
"How dare you insult me! You've never had fighting experience in your life, you overconfident monkey!"
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Role Play Theater / Re: Javed vs. Erwin
« on: June 18, 2012, 07:35:46 AM »
Javed just snarled and glared back. "I am not an egg layer! Are you calling me feminine, you flat-toothed fool?"
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Role Play Theater / Re: Javed vs. Erwin
« on: June 16, 2012, 08:59:20 PM »
Javed just stared before his expression changed from confused to anger. He stomped up to the clueless human and poked at said human's armored chest with the blade of the javelin he was holding. "How dare you have the audacity to call me a lizard, you shiny-armored baboon! After I tell you all that you're doing wrong, you insult me! You ungrateful, unchivalrous whelp! You unscaled primate! You dimwitted ignoramus!"
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Role Play Theater / Re: Javed vs. Erwin
« on: June 16, 2012, 08:50:04 PM »
Javed blinked again. "English? What's that?"
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Role Play Theater / Re: Javed vs. Erwin
« on: June 16, 2012, 07:03:01 PM »
Javed blinked, pushing himself out of fighting stance and standing upright, allowing himself to wear a quizzical expression. "What is my fly, and how is it undone?"
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Role Play Theater / Re: Javed vs. Erwin
« on: June 16, 2012, 04:38:50 PM »
Javed faltered at the charge, not quite done with lecturing the newbie warrior, but managed to push himself out of the way and put some distance between himself and Erwin, pulling a javelin out of the bag just in case. "You're making it way too obvious when you're going to attack. And why scream in rage? I'm just pointing out the numerous things wrong with how you're approaching this. Look, if you want, I'll give you a demonstration of how to properly attack. If you feel like you don't need one, then you're just being over-ambitious. Also, you're not even using a weapon. If you have one at your disposal, it's better than just your fist. And again, I'm lightly-armored. You're slow-moving. This isn't going to work out in your favor. String-limbed hatchling."